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Title: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Negima on September 05, 2011, 12:40:27 am
I come back from the dead to bring back an annual tradition.

Post comments, quotes, or conversations you heard while at the Con, be it your own or someone else's.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Shi_no_Akuma on September 05, 2011, 12:47:11 am
"Now everyone's cosplaying from Team Fortress 2. TF2 was better before it became Free To Play. Now they're just selling merch through Steam sales." - Overheard while walking between the hotels after us squeeing over a Spy

"Trucy! Where are your panties? Show me your panties! Mine are riding up." - Girl creeping on the Trucy we were with

"Alright, you can be pervy, but please don't make rape jokes."
"-cheers from a third of the people there-" - The Hetalia photoshoot. Seriously, we <3 you all
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Chibachi Nero on September 05, 2011, 01:33:10 am
"Izaya, do the vroom vroom!" Some random girl said this every time she saw my friend's Izaya cosplay. It was kind of obnoxious tbh, as she always wanted her to repeat it and she kept asking for hugs (my friend hates touching strangers).
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: TheWillRogers on September 05, 2011, 02:15:40 am
"Yeah Chair!!!!" - the guy next to me at the cosplay contest.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: reppy on September 05, 2011, 09:39:59 am
My favorite moment was when I was walking around in Esther Short Park.

I hear a tiny voice.

Girl: "You're so pretty!"

I turn my head to see where it came from, and I see it's a really cute little girl.

Her eyes go wide. o____o

Girl: "It's a guy! It's a guy! Mom, mom! It's a guy!"

Her mom seemed pretty embarrassed but I thought it was hilarious and cute. XD

Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: YouLikeRice on September 05, 2011, 10:04:08 am
I overheard this from an ordinary girl with her parents at the park, "Mommy, why are all the Halloween people here?"

Lol. She was so cute though.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Romo on September 05, 2011, 12:54:55 pm
I was walking out of the Hilton hotel to wait for my ride, and Kon comes out in his big mascot suit. A few minutes later a little boy and his mom (who aren't involved with the con) come out and the little boy goes "Mommy look it's a Pokemon!!!" It was so cute. xD
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Romo on September 05, 2011, 12:55:15 pm
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Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Chibachi Nero on September 05, 2011, 04:30:54 pm
 A guy at the "Anime That Scarred Me For Life" panel came up and mentioned that he kept seeing girls and going "Oooh, she's cute, I wonder if....no, crap, yellow badge!" And then the guy leading the panel went, "Color-coded badges are not an accident!"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Tanuki19 on September 05, 2011, 06:23:15 pm
I was walking down the stairs at the Red Lion and a guy walking up the stairs said "Let me just shuffle over." Then i kind of whispered "Every day." Then he said "Every day I'm shufflin'!" and it made my day XDDDD

Then there was the other time that my friend and i were sitting on a bench outside the hilton when a group of cosplayers in Football uniforms [I think they were from Eyesheild 21, but i'm not sure] walked past and one of the guys said to his team "If we shower together, we'll save water." and after they walked a little bit away, i turned to my friend, gave her a high five and said "AAAAWWWW YEEEAAAAH!"  really loudly then all the football cosplays broke out in laughter. XDDDDDD it was awesome.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: xxxchihiroxxx on September 05, 2011, 06:29:09 pm
Overheard while in the park lounging around in my stars yoko cosplay:

"Mommy see their all princess's! That one there is Arial! Cause she has long red hair!"

it made me smile.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: HalcyonFour on September 05, 2011, 08:39:29 pm
I was Sango, so as I was carrying around my hefty boomerang, some lady squealed at her children,

"Look, she's got a MOON!"

Hahahahaha!

Also, the very first round of the anime dating game: "Let's play doctor!"

REALLY?!!

Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Saki-the-cat on September 05, 2011, 08:45:33 pm
"Germany, i'm not doing anything for the next 24 hours, so will you touch my naughty bits~?"

Yep, Todd Haberkorn said that earlier.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: JRock on September 05, 2011, 08:52:59 pm
Haha I got some!

"Do not pop my penis sword!" I had to say this multiple times to my brother when I gave him my balloon sword to him when I went to the bathroom.

"You are one sexy Pikachu!" Said to me by a passing Link cosplayer; made me laugh :D

"HUMAN TAZER!" I have no idea who this person was cosplaying, but every time the saw me, they'd giggle and call me that... it felt so, so right.

"Chairs get a lot of ass!" Yep. That was me during the cosplay contest. You're welcome.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: nikkiolie on September 05, 2011, 08:53:51 pm
My favorite
"Cassie spread your legs more I can't reach your inner thighs"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: TomtheFanboy on September 05, 2011, 09:13:20 pm
Random guy at Karaoke, "Have you heard Japanese dubstep? It sounds like this, 'KonichiWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!"


Zuko cosplayer "How should I pose for the picture?" Azula cosplayer "You should get down on the ground, WITH YOUR HONOR!"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: xxxchihiroxxx on September 05, 2011, 09:26:55 pm
"We stole your girl and were trolling your panel."
from the whose line is it anyways 18+ when another panel came into troll.... so many lines from that panel.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Chibiorochimaru on September 05, 2011, 10:12:01 pm
"Save me cockblock" TT.TT. 
Me whining to my Ciel when several Grells troll'd us
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Man of the Public on September 05, 2011, 10:15:49 pm
Kyle's roast of Zach.

I cant repeat it.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: xxxchihiroxxx on September 05, 2011, 10:19:24 pm
Kyle's roast of Zach.

I cant repeat it.

Man I really hope theres footage of that panel.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Negima on September 05, 2011, 11:01:04 pm
This wasn't at the Con but at work.

"I saw the cartoon Dragonball.  Those guys were ripped, they burst into fire, and then they flew away.  I can understand why they were yelling since they were on fire."
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: XigbarofRainier on September 05, 2011, 11:01:50 pm
*Durring the Hetalia panel(under 18)*
America?: Germany! Japan's watching Porn!!!!
Japan:*innocently looking at GerIta doujinshi*

I loved that panel!!and that was a hysterical moment....
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: izamor on September 06, 2011, 01:48:03 am
18+ Slightly Anime Dating Game (Creeper was a contestant)
50+ people: "Sssss...."

18+ Whose Line panel
"...And that's what the inside of a Furbie feels like!"

Turning the Tables with Chris Cason (What's an embarrassing story you've had?)
Chris: "You have a speedo?"
Me: "Four."
Chris: "Wait, so I ask if you have a speedo, and your immediate response is 'FOUR!?'"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: kayu1111 on September 06, 2011, 03:36:28 am
My favorite is from Todd Haberkorn when he was reading yaoi manga aloud at the yaoi panel. He was improvising most of his lines, doing amusing voices and generally making it hilarious. At a part where the two characters are discussing their..."feelings" for each other, Todd says: "Look, I'm just gonna throw this out there, and if you don't like it, you can throw it right back. I want to be ON you."

Lordy, Todd, thank you for making me laugh so much at that panel.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Shout on September 06, 2011, 03:43:07 am
Cosplay Chess had quite a couple for the memory books along with anything that came out of Statler and Waldorf's mouths. I remember one from Turning the Tables with Chris Cason specifically though.

Chris: "That's all of what life's downers are about: Poop, pee, and vomit."
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Neko_Chan on September 06, 2011, 09:49:22 am
My roommates saw me posting about Kcon on my facebook but mispronoucned it as "kumericorn". So, my friends and I called it that the entire weekend.

A lot of people didn't recognize our Madoka group (its still not that well known I guess!) but the people who did know kept saying "Meguca is suffering" and other quotes from the Meguca parody and it totally made me laugh every time!
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: reppy on September 06, 2011, 09:55:32 am
I was walking down one of the streets in Vancouver and a guy turns around to ask me what is going on.

Me: It's an anime convention.

*man has look of confusion*

Me: Like, Japanese animation.  Also, video games and other things.  We dress up and visit panels.

*man is still looking seriously confused*

Me: It's a bunch of weirdos dressing up and being really weird.

Man: Oh, okay! Thanks!
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: fleur_fraise on September 06, 2011, 11:34:48 am
From the infamous Tom Good:
"Don't worry, I'll photoshop the tears out."
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Negima on September 06, 2011, 12:38:06 pm
My roommates saw me posting about Kcon on my facebook but mispronoucned it as "kumericorn". So, my friends and I called it that the entire weekend.

A lot of people didn't recognize our Madoka group (its still not that well known I guess!) but the people who did know kept saying "Meguca is suffering" and other quotes from the Meguca parody and it totally made me laugh every time!
Awwww, I missed you as Madoka?  That was the one cosplay pic of that group that I missed.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Neko_Chan on September 06, 2011, 12:45:56 pm
My roommates saw me posting about Kcon on my facebook but mispronoucned it as "kumericorn". So, my friends and I called it that the entire weekend.

A lot of people didn't recognize our Madoka group (its still not that well known I guess!) but the people who did know kept saying "Meguca is suffering" and other quotes from the Meguca parody and it totally made me laugh every time!
Awwww, I missed you as Madoka?  That was the one cosplay pic of that group that I missed.

Aw! Yeah, I didn't have my costume finished til Sunday afternoon haha. I'm probably going to wear it next year too, hopefully we'll have a lot more people then too!
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: ironmonkey on September 06, 2011, 02:24:51 pm
Her: "They were playing Death Glomp."

Me: "What?? DEATH GLOMP?"

Her: "No, I said 'guess what' not death glomp."

Me: "Aw, too bad, death glomp sounded kind of cool."
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Chandra Nalaar on September 06, 2011, 02:30:01 pm
Random Vocaloid on the street: ASYMMETRICAL!

Two Death the Kid cosplayers at once: NOOOOOOOOOO! (Both then proceed to kneel to the ground in hilarious despair)
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Taikei on September 06, 2011, 02:33:41 pm
"The cake is a spy!"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: MiriaRose on September 06, 2011, 02:45:03 pm
"Pyro isn't a male or female: Pyro is the Space Core! The muffles are him trying to shout 'SPAAAACE!' and that's why he blows people back with his airblaster: He's trying to get them to space!" - The lovely MiriaRose
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: chelseahavoc on September 06, 2011, 07:14:04 pm
my group of hope, vanille and lightning:
person asking for photo "i dont think hopes head should be that close to vanilles..... yeah..."
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Shout on September 06, 2011, 07:43:22 pm
Chris Cason: "If you were to die in an epic drawn-out battle, what would your last words be?"
Attendee: "This is what I did for a Klondike Bar..."
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: otakunobody on September 06, 2011, 11:21:45 pm
Random Germany on Day 3:"England looks d*mn sexy in a miniskirt!" Also the quote right before the first time this was said.
      "England put some d*mn clothes on!"~ Same Germany,yelled when I had my Haruhi fix my apron.  These two quotes made my day and made me feel so special. I love you,random Germany,for saying that. :)
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: ironmonkey on September 07, 2011, 12:42:48 pm
"Do you know where those panties have been?"

"Yes: getting thrown into people's faces!"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Chibiorochimaru on September 07, 2011, 01:14:21 pm
-During the over 18 Black Butler panel-
Audience member : "Ciel, what was Sebastian's recipe for the day? Did he cook you anything special?"
Ciel: "Oh it was just a panini....oh and cake....and cake.....chocolate cake....and...cookies..."
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Taikei on September 07, 2011, 05:54:18 pm
(as America in the Hetalia World Meeting, I had stated that Obama had passed a new law that made every day friday..and sometime later...)

Germany: I don't want to be talking about global warming, and end up in a 30 minute conversation about Friday. I hate that stupid song, I don't know why Americans are so weird.

America(me): *Raises hand*

Germany: Yes America?

America(me): Well, every day is Friday now.

Germany: In Americ- *insert cracking up here*
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: shanime_panda on September 07, 2011, 06:41:22 pm
Random guys arguing about a Mai (avatar) cosplayer
"Oh look it's Ty Lee!"
"dude I'm pretty sure that's Mai"
"No, Mai is the one that does the acrobatics"

laughed pretty hard at that one. Then me and my friends proceeded to re-name every avatar character we could think of, a few being: Toph is the blind uncle, Azula is the last airbender, Zuko is the evil sister, Momo has the hair loopies, and Jet is totally the fire lord.


Also this is more of an inside joke than a quote, but we also decided that the train was like that one annoying friend who always had to tell everyone that he was here. "HEY GUYS!! GUUUUUUYSSSSSS I'M A TRAINNNNNNN LOOK AT ME I'M A TRAAAAAAIN GUYS IM HERE IM A  TRAAAAIN"

seriously that thing was annoying.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Wrath-Chan19 on September 07, 2011, 06:45:49 pm
I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"
Also
"MANADA!"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: otakunobody on September 07, 2011, 07:06:50 pm
I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"
Also
"MANADA!"
All of the above! That Germania was awesome and made the whole shoot epic. Who were you at the shoot?
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Wrath-Chan19 on September 07, 2011, 07:17:49 pm
America with the red shirt,
She gave me her DA I've just been a tad bit too lazy to find her
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: veraca on September 07, 2011, 08:42:01 pm
Todd being Godzilla. *immitates his RAAAAWR and throwing fire and chewing on buildings* He just kept going and going!!! The Ditto with the Identity Crisis was GOLDEN!!!

The troll that came into the 18+, "we have your girl..." xD And then a certain pizza box with a certain appendage drawn on it. Shown to the girl and she fell down laughing hysterically. Basically died. And was shown it later in the panel, and she died again. And it was mentioned to her at Closing Ceremonies, and she died again on stage.

During the all ages of same panel, someone's asked what their mom does. "Counselor", "so you gotta encorporate counselling" -> enter farting gags and a serial killer xD Then the 18+, he asks me "Behavioral Health", he tries to not break out laughing and tells them. One starts screaming, another falls onto the floor, and Ally is trying to talk to one xD

Also walking through the halls once as Soul I hear, "Look! A miniature Soul!" *hangs head laughing*

Another was when a Sora and Roxas and I were walking to the Hilton and I started singing "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin, and these people in front of us JOIN US in singing xDDD It was a riot.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: fleur_fraise on September 07, 2011, 10:45:04 pm
Random guys arguing about a Mai (avatar) cosplayer
"Oh look it's Ty Lee!"
"dude I'm pretty sure that's Mai"
"No, Mai is the one that does the acrobatics"

laughed pretty hard at that one. Then me and my friends proceeded to re-name every avatar character we could think of, a few being: Toph is the blind uncle, Azula is the last airbender, Zuko is the evil sister, Momo has the hair loopies, and Jet is totally the fire lord.


Also this is more of an inside joke than a quote, but we also decided that the train was like that one annoying friend who always had to tell everyone that he was here. "HEY GUYS!! GUUUUUUYSSSSSS I'M A TRAINNNNNNN LOOK AT ME I'M A TRAAAAAAIN GUYS IM HERE IM A  TRAAAAIN"

seriously that thing was annoying.
To add to this:
"I'M JUST ROLLING THE SANDWICHES"
~The poor guy working at the over-crowded Subway, confused and giving sandwiches to the wrong people.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Tanuki19 on September 08, 2011, 01:15:33 am
My friend and I as pikachu and raichu were waiting in line at subway when the guy in front of us turns around and then turns back says "Yeah, there's a pikachu behind us." to his friend.
Us: "There is ALWAYS a pikachu behind you!" XD
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Graz on September 08, 2011, 02:29:56 pm
Best quote from Kumoricon about the dance parties: "I can't wait till its midnight so they will kick all the minors out. It's so much better when they leave because thats when there are moshpits and stage diving". The most hardcore thing I saw that broke out that night was a conga line. Sorry random little raver girl...
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: reppy on September 08, 2011, 02:55:24 pm
hahahahaha.  Actually, most of the concerts I go to . . it seems like it's the minors that do most of the stage diving and crazy stuff. xD
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: ThiefKingsHier on September 08, 2011, 03:21:03 pm
I was the ONLY Kanda oddly enough.

I got bored and started hitting mugen against teh ground. A splinter flew off of it and actually landed in my mouth. I somehow swallowed it cut my throat up sp badly I was coughing up blood and couldn't speak for a coupel days.

When my friend explaiend to others she summed it up as " He choked on his own sword"  -_-
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Lady In Red on September 08, 2011, 06:57:08 pm
When  we were hanging outside the rave making ASDF  references, some awesome lady went by and yelled

" DIE PATATO"
and we went:

"NOT TODAY!!"

It was fantastic! : 3

Awesome Lady, if you are out there reading this, you made out day!!
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Raveen92 on September 08, 2011, 07:09:22 pm
Anything that Black star cosplayer yelled. . .

And also, the first round of the slightly anime dating game (all ages): "Let's play doctor!"

P.S. Someone tell me who that cosplayer is.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Raiphin on September 08, 2011, 07:19:58 pm
"So, which type is that one?"
-Guy who stayed through all three episodes of Uta blah blah Prince Maji Love 1000% and my semi-sensical narration thereof, asking which character archetype the new hot guy on screen represented. (Eccentric foreigner, I believe was the answer.)

Thanks for getting into the spirit of ridiculousness, that was awesome.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: nerdtastic on September 08, 2011, 08:17:01 pm
When I was in line for the cosplay contest...

Maid, who was holding the door "Does my makeup look derpy?"

Myself, "No, but it looks herpy..." Uh....oh...wait a minute. *laughs*
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: conner44 on September 09, 2011, 09:10:39 am
"BLACK STARRRRRR!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: dark4ever on September 09, 2011, 04:29:43 pm
Because I'm a freak, I wrote down pretty much everything I could.

http://hikaritheninja.deviantart.com/journal/44004635/

If you saw an Undertaker with a mini notebook, that would have been me 8D
Quotes cover opening ceremonies, Slightly Anime Dating Game (all ages), Oftenly Renamed Panel, Voice Acting Competition, Cosplay Contest, Anime Hunters Roast, Whose Line Is It Anyways 18+ panel, a little bit of cosplay chess and closing ceremonies
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: samcatlover on September 09, 2011, 08:21:20 pm
I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"

I was the maid!Prussia that got disowned. XD
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Lady In Red on September 09, 2011, 10:18:36 pm
I was the ONLY Kanda oddly enough.

I got bored and started hitting mugen against teh ground. A splinter flew off of it and actually landed in my mouth. I somehow swallowed it cut my throat up sp badly I was coughing up blood and couldn't speak for a coupel days.

When my friend explaiend to others she summed it up as " He choked on his own sword"  -_-

I know, I was expecting more Kandas, but you were AMAZING, just to let you know! : )
D : I hope your throat gets better!
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Mr Silmero on September 10, 2011, 01:24:21 am
I was walking down the stairs at the Red Lion and a guy walking up the stairs said "Let me just shuffle over." Then i kind of whispered "Every day." Then he said "Every day I'm shufflin'!" and it made my day XDDDD




Yeah, that was me- Never thought something I said would make it to here!
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Wrath-Chan19 on September 10, 2011, 10:21:28 am
I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"

I was the maid!Prussia that got disowned. XD
YAY! I'm sorry Germania was sucha meanie
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Taikei on September 10, 2011, 08:43:05 pm
Me: He kinda sounds like one of those seagull off of Finding Nemo. Bird! Bird! Bird!
Entire audience: MINEMINEMINEMINE
Me: God what have I done?
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: dark4ever on September 11, 2011, 01:18:59 pm
And I shall say it again

"Oh, hello God!"
"He's come for me!"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: IrukaSensei on September 13, 2011, 12:52:41 am
Me and the Tenth Doctor cosplayer i made friends with, were hanging out in the park before the final fantasy shoot. Passed my number off to him, and said we'd meet later after my shift at lost and found was done. We met up and went to this nice cajun place. Had a drink like respectable adults.

Doctor: so many people just dont take the time to talk

Me: you are actually a really good Doctor cosplayer.

Doctor: really?

Me: yeah you have been completely oblivious to the fact that I have been hitting on you for the last three hours.

Doctor: What?!?
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: GregAtlas on September 13, 2011, 04:13:13 am
ROFL! I don't even know hardly anything about Dr. Who and I got that one. Question though: were you actually hitting on him or making it up?
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: IrukaSensei on September 13, 2011, 12:16:49 pm
I was actually hitting on him. XD
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: GregAtlas on September 13, 2011, 03:38:16 pm
XD

To be honest I would probably be oblivious too since I don't even know what it is like to hit on or be hit on. That is an awesome story though and probably made my month.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Jennyb33 on September 13, 2011, 05:19:50 pm
Ah, those Freudian Slips...

Me: *Staring at a Claude cosplayer walking to the Red Lion* Man, that is one sexy piece of man.... er, I meant stubborn jerk...
(Edited for profanity, and I was referring to the character, not the cosplayer him/herself. And ya know what? it sounds better with the profanity. Oh well.)
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: dark4ever on September 13, 2011, 05:35:02 pm
Oh, and my first run in with the Normies on the night of day zero (I was dressed as Female!Undertaker. Basically the Undertaker in a skirt)

Drunk: Is that your real hair?
Me: ...no.
Drunk: Are you sure?
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: EmAino on September 13, 2011, 07:04:50 pm
At the swap meet....

Me: (talking to my best friend, Ippy's, boyfriend) Chad, what can I trade you for Ippy?

Chad: (not even pausing to think) A ham sandwich.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Chan_Highwind on September 14, 2011, 01:04:04 pm
I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"
Also
"MANADA!"
All of the above! That Germania was awesome and made the whole shoot epic. Who were you at the shoot?

I think she was America??? But i don't remember, the whole thing was a blur... Though...
"France, put your hand down."
"France, put your flowers down."
"France... put.. your chest down..." XD

A few others;

"France! Be with me!" "No!! that's MY France!" "no... mine!" "MINE!""MIINE!!" -forced to knees, rocks back and twiches hiddenly. "...tooooeeesss!!!!" hahaha...

I've never been a character before that was known, and it was AWESOME!

and by the way Germania... HE ASOCATES HIMSELF WITH ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ -coughcough-
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Wrath-Chan19 on September 14, 2011, 02:56:51 pm
I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"
Also
"MANADA!"
All of the above! That Germania was awesome and made the whole shoot epic. Who were you at the shoot?

I think she was America??? But i don't remember, the whole thing was a blur... Though...
"France, put your hand down."
"France, put your flowers down."
"France... put.. your chest down..." XD

A few others;

"France! Be with me!" "No!! that's MY France!" "no... mine!" "MINE!""MIINE!!" -forced to knees, rocks back and twiches hiddenly. "...tooooeeesss!!!!" hahaha...

I've never been a character before that was known, and it was AWESOME!

and by the way Germania... HE ASOCATES HIMSELF WITH ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ -coughcough-
Yeah I was America, the one with the red shirt.
-Sigh- chan why must you make such a good France?
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Chan_Highwind on September 14, 2011, 06:19:56 pm
I think she was America??? But i don't remember, the whole thing was a blur... Though...
"France, put your hand down."
"France, put your flowers down."
"France... put.. your chest down..." XD

A few others;

"France! Be with me!" "No!! that's MY France!" "no... mine!" "MINE!""MIINE!!" -forced to knees, rocks back and twiches hiddenly. "...tooooeeesss!!!!" hahaha...

I've never been a character before that was known, and it was AWESOME!

and by the way Germania... HE ASOCATES HIMSELF WITH ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ -coughcough-
Yeah I was America, the one with the red shirt.
-Sigh- chan why must you make such a good France?

um.... not a clue... I didn't think I was THAT good... Maybe it's because I'm part French? I have no clue. Oo;;
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: damselle-xo on September 15, 2011, 12:36:35 am
From the 18+ Whose Line Is It Anyways Panel when they did the advice talkshow host game

"I have a rash, what do I do?"

Worst advice guy: "You take some sandpaper...."

*bursts of laughter*

"....AND YOU TEAR UP THAT S***"

ROFL

(about the mod edit) oh oops! So so so so so sorry!!! I guess not enough stars >.< I don't even swear just quoting, honestly!




(Modified inappropriate content per forum code of conduct (http://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=11025.0).  ~randompvg)
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Wrath-Chan19 on September 15, 2011, 07:47:08 am
I think she was America??? But i don't remember, the whole thing was a blur... Though...
"France, put your hand down."
"France, put your flowers down."
"France... put.. your chest down..." XD

A few others;

"France! Be with me!" "No!! that's MY France!" "no... mine!" "MINE!""MIINE!!" -forced to knees, rocks back and twiches hiddenly. "...tooooeeesss!!!!" hahaha...

I've never been a character before that was known, and it was AWESOME!

and by the way Germania... HE ASOCATES HIMSELF WITH ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ -coughcough-
Yeah I was America, the one with the red shirt.
-Sigh- chan why must you make such a good France?

um.... not a clue... I didn't think I was THAT good... Maybe it's because I'm part French? I have no clue. Oo;;
Maybe...But you are a good one
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Drauska on September 15, 2011, 08:43:35 am
My favorite moment was in ester shore park during one of the big glomp circles.  There was an older gentlemen and his wife watching and was just giggling so much cause from all the angst.  Then he started taking pictures and wandering around the circle.  And everytime someone would do the Guess What, What!  Guess What, What             He would just start giggling again.  That was on Sunday afternoon.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: KogaRyu on September 25, 2011, 04:19:21 pm
I think my favorite quote of the weekend was as that adorable Tokyo Mew Mew group was walking by.

I hear some girl shout to her friend. " Oh My God!!, Those are the children I want to Kidnap!!"

Hearing that and then watching one of the parents turn around to see who said it was pretty great.
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: otakunobody on September 26, 2011, 02:53:27 am
Another quote.Most of my favorites seem to come from day three.

"Where did waiter England go? Did she leave?"

Between the hetalia yaoi photoshoot and the rerun of it.They thought i'd ran off when i'd just gone to get a picture taken with someone who'd asked earlier ^^;;
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Ozuchi-Kozuchi on September 26, 2011, 06:33:14 pm
I was the ONLY Kanda oddly enough.

I got bored and started hitting mugen against teh ground. A splinter flew off of it and actually landed in my mouth. I somehow swallowed it cut my throat up sp badly I was coughing up blood and couldn't speak for a coupel days.

When my friend explaiend to others she summed it up as " He choked on his own sword"  -_-

Is that why you wordlessly came up to me and patted my Timcampy? o_o
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: hawk222 on September 28, 2011, 01:19:41 am
From the KH 101 panel:

Audience member: "Riku! Did you get that miniskirt from Marly?"
Riku: "...I kinda just found it."

Riku: "I have a question: Vexen! How many replicas do I need?!"

Riku audience member: "Xemnas, is it true you're my dad? And Marly's my mom!"

Audience member: "Xemnas, why is the Nobody symbol... the way it is?"
Xemnas: "Axel... was actually in charge of that, not me."

Audience member: "How do you handle it when Larxene turns into a monster for a week each month?"
*Luxord's hood goes up, assumes a fetal position*
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: IrukaSensei on October 09, 2011, 06:37:48 pm
That was me! XD *Last comment on that list* XD *snickers*
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Pixie on January 17, 2012, 10:17:35 pm
During Cosplay chess, I (cosplaying the legendary pokemon Jirachi) was a summon for the Ash Ketchum cosplayer (on the anime side of the board).  He summoned me, I did a Hyper Beam, and that was the last time he summoned me...

Because the next person that summoned me Yuna. (on the video games side of the board)

And she summoned me, TO KILL ASH KETCHUM!
it basically went like this:

Me: you want to know why I've switched sides, Ash?  Because I'll tell you why.  YOU, Ash Ketchum, are an annoying, pathetic excuse for a Pokemon trainer who can't train his Pokemon for squat.  You irritate me, you disgust me, you waste my time, abilities, and patience.  I'm not going to take it anymore, so you can take that master ball and shove it!

Then I (pretend!) slapped him.  He died by his own Pokemon, it was as though someone planned it!
I eventually learned that the audience couldn't make out what I had said, though.  It sounded like shrieking.

Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: hawk222 on January 17, 2012, 11:10:15 pm
During Cosplay chess, I (cosplaying the legendary pokemon Jirachi) was a summon for the Ash Ketchum cosplayer (on the anime side of the board).  He summoned me, I did a Hyper Beam, and that was the last time he summoned me...

Because the next person that summoned me Yuna. (on the video games side of the board)

And she summoned me, TO KILL ASH KETCHUM!
it basically went like this:

Me: you want to know why I've switched sides, Ash?  Because I'll tell you why.  YOU, Ash Ketchum, are an annoying, pathetic excuse for a Pokemon trainer who can't train his Pokemon for squat.  You irritate me, you disgust me, you waste my time, abilities, and patience.  I'm not going to take it anymore, so you can take that master ball and shove it!

Then I (pretend!) slapped him.  He died by his own Pokemon, it was as though someone planned it!
I eventually learned that the audience couldn't make out what I had said, though.  It sounded like shrieking.



Aw, sad day! I was wondering what you'd said to him, though, and now I know! He really isn't a very good trainer at all... Maybe if you'd been "summoned" by Red instead...
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Pixie on February 06, 2012, 10:49:43 am
^heck yes!! Red is a shining example of what the rest of the Pokemon trainer population will never be.  (Mostly because they have no ambition)  Red can summon me any day of the week, I wouldn't mind!
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: lover-of-the-pepsi on February 11, 2012, 10:02:46 pm
There was this old guy that came up to me while I was walking in the park......

Old guy: What on earth are you people doing out here?
Me: Um. Cosplay?
Old guy (he looked totally shocked): Oh my.
Me: Uh, do you know what cosplay is? it's-
Old guy: -what do you think you're doing? how old are you? where are your parents???

He went on to talk about how I was too young for this, and that it was indecent for all these people to be doing such a thing. To this day i'm still not sure what exactly he was talking about, or if he even understood what I was talking about. :P



Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: lover-of-the-pepsi on February 11, 2012, 10:09:17 pm
Lol, I was also working one of my shifts in the videogaming room when some guy came up right next to me......

guy: Hi.
Me: um, hey. what's up?
guy: I need some help.
Me: oh, ok. What do you need help with?
guy: I'm having trouble with one of the gaming systems.....

We go over to the sytem, where he then starts telling me about the problem, and how he fixed it. He started doing some technobabble when.....

Me: Wait, so what's the problem? I mean, if you already fixed it.....
guy: oh. um.
guy: you smell good.
Me: I....see.....
Me: ......thanks. but, i gotta go, there's a line at the table.
guy: but there's a problem with the system.
Me: ......didn't you fix it?
guy: yeah.

At this point I just told him to find a new system if he kept having problems, and I went back to the table. It's funny to me now, but it was kind of a mean joke to play on me, and it was rude to the other people in line that were kept waiting.  :P
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Su Lu on April 18, 2012, 08:14:24 pm
one of my friends jokingly fake hit me and this person suddenly came cried: "No one hurts Chrona while I'm around!"
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 19, 2012, 09:20:38 pm
I think my favorite quote of the weekend was as that adorable Tokyo Mew Mew group was walking by.

I hear some girl shout to her friend. " Oh My God!!, Those are the children I want to Kidnap!!"

Hearing that and then watching one of the parents turn around to see who said it was pretty great.

Oh, man, I remember that! It was awesome, but did kind of scare me... XD
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: CaptnPoptart on May 19, 2012, 08:21:18 pm
(At the Voice Actor's Panel)

Black Star Cosplayer (audience): YEAHSFASG!! (or some excited shout XD)

Todd: Wait a minute--was THAT BLACK STAR?

Black Star: YESS!!!!!!!!!

Todd:...You Asymmetrical piece of garbage...

Audience: (Cheering)

XD
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: otakunobody on May 20, 2012, 01:42:01 pm
On sunday my friend and I were participating in the huge glomp circle. Originally we were running separately but then she decided she wanted to run as a pair so I agreed. Well one of our turns she got to hug a Jareth from Labyrinth. Her reaction:

"OMG OMG OMG! I just hugged the Goblin King!" XD
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: CaptnPoptart on May 21, 2012, 10:12:53 pm
Because I'm a freak, I wrote down pretty much everything I could.

http://hikaritheninja.deviantart.com/journal/44004635/

If you saw an Undertaker with a mini notebook, that would have been me 8D
Quotes cover opening ceremonies, Slightly Anime Dating Game (all ages), Oftenly Renamed Panel, Voice Acting Competition, Cosplay Contest, Anime Hunters Roast, Whose Line Is It Anyways 18+ panel, a little bit of cosplay chess and closing ceremonies
Oh my goshness the VA Contest...that was one of the bestest moments of Kumoricon <3
Title: Re: Kumoricon Quotes 2011
Post by: kalagei on May 29, 2012, 04:44:29 am
"Where did the reg line go?" -A con staffer 45 minutes after reg opened.