I'm so tough I spell it tuff.You're in. Welcome to the Salty Spittoon.
I'm so tough I can break three boards with one kick, and i can do it TWICE!!!!Just twice? Reppy can misspell the word tough as "tuff", and it still holds its meaning.
I cry while I frown while I comfort beautiful women when puny animals' mothers die in movies.
My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?
I'm so tough when I broke my toe I kept it to myself and walked that s@#% out.
Dayumn, lemme brain storm for a minute.In.
Okay this is a true story. :3
I'm so tough that when I broke my wrist no one noticed until about 6 hours later.
Also: When the doctor was going to cut the cast off, I slipped it off my arm and handed it to him. (resulting in three more annoying hours of x-rays to make sure it actually healed.)
Also: I heard that 'You were close' in my head in Professor Oak's voice like when your new shot wasn't better than your old shot on Pokemon Snap.
My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?If playing DDR with Boogiepop has taught me anything over the years, it's that boobs make manly things way more manly.
Once I stepped in an open toolbox and got a knife stuck in my foot. I just pulled that sucker out and went to fuss over the blood I dripped on the white carpet. O u O
I'm so tough after having my whole chest cut open from my neck to my waist, had my rip cage split, cranked apart, my heart taken out of my body (had a robot heart for a few hours) sewn up, I asked "When do I get my surgery?"
TRUE STORY
AND I EVEN HAVE TWISTY TIES
ON MY RIBS! (I can even feel them)
Also one time, making a sandwich, I was using a knife (sharp) it fell and stuck in my big toe, blood was..everywhere? and I asked my mom "Can I get a band aid?"
-Flexes-Well put. In.
Ive had my neck cut open before.In.
Does that make me tuff? ouo
I once killed a man with myOh so in.barebear hands.
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The tough tears I shed during Toy Story 3 came out as glass shards and shattered into the wimp bodies sitting next to me, thus making them cry loser salt tears of pain.Toughness that transmutes normal body functions eh?
I don't think it's possible to flex too hard or too much. If you don't have the muscle to back it up, just keep flexing and someday, eventually, from all your continued flexing, you will have flexed yourself TOUGH. And personally I feel that if you're not injuring someone near you whenever you flex, you're not doing it right. TOUGHNESS NEEDS TO BE FELT BY EVERYONE.I like the way your mind works :D
im so tough i can push the quarter back to the ground and make him cry
I broke a nail today and didn't whine about it.These are not on the same level of toughness as transmutation.
I'm so tuff, I'm going to win.Dude you are obviously losing. Im so tuff, he's attracted to me more :333
I'm so tuff, I'll seduce him in five minutes.WELL, Im so tuff, I got him in 30 seconds ; D
THAT'S NO DUE TO TOUGHNESS, THAT'S DUE TO YOUR CUTENESS.LIES.
I deserve a place among the gods of toughness. I've taken shots to the groin by people with foam sticks for 4 years now and each time I shrug it off like it's nothing. The sticks may be softly padded but the mass of the object is still there. Someone swinging a steel chair and someone swinging a pillow have different hardness in the objects, but the force of impact could still be felt.Nope. That's still not tough enough.
But hey, if I'm not tuff enuff, then that means too secksy for this topic. 8)
I'm so tough that I find most horror movies boring compared to gritty and graphic war and action films, and I don't shed tears during a funeral. Though there is a difference between being tough and emotionless, and being completely heartless. Yet deep inside my passion is fierce, the magma heart that keeps this mountain of a body solid and strong against the winds and earthquakes of life.I deserve a place among the gods of toughness. I've taken shots to the groin by people with foam sticks for 4 years now and each time I shrug it off like it's nothing. The sticks may be softly padded but the mass of the object is still there. Someone swinging a steel chair and someone swinging a pillow have different hardness in the objects, but the force of impact could still be felt.Nope. That's still not tough enough.
But hey, if I'm not tuff enuff, then that means too secksy for this topic. 8)
Just so you guys know, I'm 100% tough.
Way tougher than a car door.
Im so tuff Im dating him now :)You unbelievable bitch.
so take that.
Oh yes I am. : DIm so tuff Im dating him now :)You unbelievable bitch.
so take that.
this is a tough club?If you were referring to the 'Taxed Enough Already' political movement, which kicked off pretty much in 2009 by a Wall St. trader who got p_'d off that his (and our) taxes were being raised to bail out suckers who couldn't pay their own mortgages ( I think his famous rant is here: video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=1039849853 (http://ccs.dogpile.com/ClickHandler.ashx?ld=20140425&app=1&c=info.dogpl&s=dogpile&rc=info.dogpl&dc=&euip=50.201.25.133&pvaid=ab86fb41f1794f57b00809e4c3c974e0&dt=Desktop&fct.uid=76eafd8b1d4148babfe93b9f495746b4&en=0WEFU%2fZhSoQrR2QhC9ngyiLWjD1jFApuD%2bA8y%2fAiIz1wW%2fgzy%2bNk0g%3d%3d&du=video.cnbc.com%2fgallery%2f%3fvideo%3d1039849853&ru=http%3a%2f%2fvideo.cnbc.com%2fgallery%2f%3fvideo%3d1039849853&ap=7&coi=771&cop=main-title&npp=7&p=0&pp=0&ep=7&mid=9&hash=413F5B5AEE04501C9C62ACE8F19BDDF1) )
dont you mean tea club?