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Title: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 05, 2010, 11:56:08 pm
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That's Right. THIS THREAD IS ONLY FOR THE TOUGHEST, MANLY, POSTERS ON THIS SITE!
In order to Post you must prove your worth in machismo.

YOU CAN ONLY ENTER IF YOU SUCCESSFULLY ONE UP THE MAN BEFORE YOU.

MEMBERS:
CLASSY VIKING
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DEMONY
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SHAY
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Here's the where the bar starts:

I'm so tough, that when I eat lighting, I don't crap thunder, Thunder craps itself.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: itachi689 on October 06, 2010, 12:29:00 am
im so tough that i bent animantium with my [content removed by Moderator AllyKat. Reason: Inapropriate]
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 12:37:05 am
That's just gross man, Try again, when someone else gets in.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: reppy on October 06, 2010, 12:37:45 am
I'm so tough I spell it tuff.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 12:38:33 am
I'm so tough I spell it tuff.
You're in. Welcome to the Salty Spittoon.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: itachi689 on October 06, 2010, 12:40:01 am
I'm so tough Chuck Norris looks for me in his closet every night before bed
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 12:43:47 am
That's not tough, just sad.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Animeman73 on October 06, 2010, 12:46:35 am
I'm so tough I can break three boards with one kick, and i can do it TWICE!!!!
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 12:49:23 am
I'm so tough I can break three boards with one kick, and i can do it TWICE!!!!
Just twice? Reppy can misspell the word tough as "tuff", and it still holds its meaning.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: itachi689 on October 06, 2010, 12:50:22 am
man this is hard
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 12:53:04 am
Don't you mean, tough?
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: itachi689 on October 06, 2010, 12:53:40 am
im so tough Once a cobra bit my leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 12:54:41 am
I do not believe that is an original claim. No dice.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Animeman73 on October 06, 2010, 12:57:14 am
I'm so tough that I've ran around a large track 7 times and come out still alive.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 12:58:22 am
Too Gym Class-y.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: itachi689 on October 06, 2010, 01:01:12 am
im so tough that i fell and scraped my knee and cried for 20 minutes while all of you cried for 30
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 01:02:51 am
You cried, at all? That ain't tough.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: reppy on October 06, 2010, 01:08:28 am
A tough guy would have punched himself until in the face until he was unconscious, just to spare himself the embarrassment of being seen with so much as a single tear in his eye.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Animeman73 on October 06, 2010, 01:09:57 am
I'm so tough that I once went for a boat ride...in a pond filled with nutria or water rats!
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on October 06, 2010, 01:24:55 am
I cry while I frown while I comfort beautiful women when puny animals' mothers die in movies.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: jaqua on October 06, 2010, 02:04:25 am
My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Dubaby on October 06, 2010, 08:36:13 am
I'm so tough when I broke my toe I kept it to myself and walked that s@#% out.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 06, 2010, 09:57:10 am
...I wax my eyebrows.... and I don't feel a thing.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 02:16:41 pm
I cry while I frown while I comfort beautiful women when puny animals' mothers die in movies.

My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?

I'm so tough when I broke my toe I kept it to myself and walked that s@#% out.

Ya'll in.

Demony- You were close, but Dubaby so far has set the new bar.

Animan- Not even close yet. A real tough guy, would have swam.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 06, 2010, 02:39:40 pm
Dayumn, lemme brain storm for a minute.


Okay this is a true story. :3

I'm so tough that when I broke my wrist no one noticed until about 6 hours later.

Also: When the doctor was going to cut the cast off, I slipped it off my arm and handed it to him. (resulting in three more annoying hours of x-rays to make sure it actually healed.)


Also: I heard that 'You were close' in my head in Professor Oak's voice like when your new shot wasn't better than your old shot on Pokemon Snap.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 02:57:50 pm
Dayumn, lemme brain storm for a minute.


Okay this is a true story. :3

I'm so tough that when I broke my wrist no one noticed until about 6 hours later.

Also: When the doctor was going to cut the cast off, I slipped it off my arm and handed it to him. (resulting in three more annoying hours of x-rays to make sure it actually healed.)


Also: I heard that 'You were close' in my head in Professor Oak's voice like when your new shot wasn't better than your old shot on Pokemon Snap.
In.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: kylite on October 06, 2010, 03:15:01 pm
Im so tough Iv done Yojimbo since 2004 and I keep coming back for more!
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: RemSaverem on October 06, 2010, 03:32:48 pm
Sue Sylvester is so tough she could stride in here and force the entire category to become gender integrated.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on October 06, 2010, 04:29:48 pm
My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?
If playing DDR with Boogiepop has taught me anything over the years, it's that boobs make manly things way more manly.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 06, 2010, 04:51:56 pm
^True dat.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Soramunesanzun on October 06, 2010, 05:50:24 pm
I'm so tough I... CAN'T OPEN A BOTTLE?! I am NOT TOUGH AT ALL.

/goes to fix pretty dress
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Pots on October 06, 2010, 06:13:18 pm
Once I stepped in an open toolbox and got a knife stuck in my foot. I just pulled that sucker out and went to fuss over the blood I dripped on the white carpet. O u O
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Kallika on October 06, 2010, 06:15:08 pm
I'm so tough after having my whole chest cut open from my neck to my waist, had my rip cage split, cranked apart, my heart taken out of my body (had a robot heart for a few hours) sewn up, I asked "When do I get my surgery?"

TRUE STORY

AND I EVEN HAVE TWISTY TIES

ON MY RIBS! (I can even feel them)

Also one time, making a sandwich, I was using a knife (sharp) it fell and stuck in my big toe, blood was..everywhere? and I asked my mom "Can I get a band aid?"
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: StarryShay on October 06, 2010, 06:36:58 pm
-Flexes-
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 06:40:33 pm
Once I stepped in an open toolbox and got a knife stuck in my foot. I just pulled that sucker out and went to fuss over the blood I dripped on the white carpet. O u O

I'm so tough after having my whole chest cut open from my neck to my waist, had my rip cage split, cranked apart, my heart taken out of my body (had a robot heart for a few hours) sewn up, I asked "When do I get my surgery?"

TRUE STORY

AND I EVEN HAVE TWISTY TIES

ON MY RIBS! (I can even feel them)

Also one time, making a sandwich, I was using a knife (sharp) it fell and stuck in my big toe, blood was..everywhere? and I asked my mom "Can I get a band aid?"

You two are in. Also those stories are horrific.
-Flexes-
Well put. In.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on October 06, 2010, 08:00:48 pm
Those stories remind me of the time I got my leg stuck in a bear trap.

Well, to be more accurate, I got a bear trap stuck in my enourmous calf muscles.  I just flexed my leg and it snapped that bear trap in half.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: meep on October 06, 2010, 08:17:54 pm
Ive had my neck cut open before.
Does that make me tuff? ouo
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 06, 2010, 08:38:48 pm
Hay you should update the member list. ;3
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 09:04:26 pm
Ive had my neck cut open before.
Does that make me tuff? ouo
In.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: makichan on October 06, 2010, 10:03:59 pm
I once killed a man with my bare bear hands.
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Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Nando-KiT on October 06, 2010, 10:10:42 pm
i went a whole 3 months with a broken arm thinking it was just sore cause i slept funny its a true story.. Does that count?
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: thesirensings on October 06, 2010, 10:33:41 pm
At the tender age of 11, I calmly watched my mother push a baby out of her , and then cut the umbilical cord because everyone else was too much of a p*ssy to do it themselves.

Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 10:43:34 pm
I once killed a man with my bare bear hands.
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Oh so in.
This is now the bar. And no more injuries.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Cassiopeia on October 06, 2010, 10:48:51 pm
I killed 4 bugs with just my eye all in the same day.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 10:53:44 pm
Thou, impressive, it's not quite Bear Status.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: thesirensings on October 06, 2010, 11:22:44 pm
Adding to my further tuffness claim, did I mention that I was born with a full set of teeth which I used to sever my own umbilical cord?
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 06, 2010, 11:25:26 pm
Hmmm, still not quite on the bear level.

SO Tough Guys, I have a question for you all,

Can one flex too hard/much?
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on October 07, 2010, 01:14:16 am
Absolutely.  If you don't have muscles, don't flex, or you're flexing too much.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: danayoki on October 07, 2010, 01:59:02 am
... I've got nothing. You guys win.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: oslapedo on October 07, 2010, 09:08:38 am
The tough tears I shed during Toy Story 3 came out as glass shards and shattered into the wimp bodies sitting next to me, thus making them cry loser salt tears of pain.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 07, 2010, 09:36:13 am
The tough tears I shed during Toy Story 3 came out as glass shards and shattered into the wimp bodies sitting next to me, thus making them cry loser salt tears of pain.
Toughness that transmutes normal body functions eh?

You're in.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: danayoki on October 07, 2010, 03:22:15 pm
The tough tears I shed during Toy Story 3 came out as glass shards and shattered into the wimp bodies sitting next to me, thus making them cry loser salt tears of pain.
Toughness that transmutes normal body functions eh?

You're in.

brb lolin'
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: StarryShay on October 07, 2010, 03:46:23 pm
I am the second amendment, and I have the right to bear arms.
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Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Soramunesanzun on October 07, 2010, 07:53:42 pm
I broke a nail today and didn't whine about it.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Nando-KiT on October 07, 2010, 08:05:42 pm
im so tough i can push the quarter back to the ground and make him cry
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: jaqua on October 07, 2010, 09:46:19 pm
I don't think it's possible to flex too hard or too much. If you don't have the muscle to back it up, just keep flexing and someday, eventually, from all your continued flexing, you will have flexed yourself TOUGH. And personally I feel that if you're not injuring someone near you whenever you flex, you're not doing it right. TOUGHNESS NEEDS TO BE FELT BY EVERYONE.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on October 07, 2010, 09:49:24 pm
I don't think it's possible to flex too hard or too much. If you don't have the muscle to back it up, just keep flexing and someday, eventually, from all your continued flexing, you will have flexed yourself TOUGH. And personally I feel that if you're not injuring someone near you whenever you flex, you're not doing it right. TOUGHNESS NEEDS TO BE FELT BY EVERYONE.
I like the way your mind works :D
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 08, 2010, 09:05:32 am
im so tough i can push the quarter back to the ground and make him cry
I broke a nail today and didn't whine about it.
These are not on the same level of toughness as transmutation.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: reppy on October 08, 2010, 09:23:53 am
Maybe if you pushed that quarter so far through the ground it passed through the Earth's crust, through the molten core, came out the other side and decapitated a dragon.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 08, 2010, 09:39:27 am
I did that once except it wasn't a quarter it was a half dollar, and it wasn't the earth it was a sewer grate, and it wasn't a dragon it was a dead fish.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: reppy on October 08, 2010, 09:44:06 am
Yeah, that's exactly the same except it's completely different.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: meep on October 08, 2010, 10:10:08 am
Im so tuff, Im at war with the creator of this thread ;D
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 08, 2010, 10:16:36 am
I'm so tuff, I'm going to win.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: meep on October 08, 2010, 10:38:49 am
I'm so tuff, I'm going to win.
Dude you are obviously losing. Im so tuff, he's attracted to me more :333
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 08, 2010, 10:42:12 am
I'm so tuff, I'll seduce him in five minutes.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: meep on October 08, 2010, 10:48:23 am
I'm so tuff, I'll seduce him in five minutes.
WELL, Im so tuff, I got him in 30 seconds ; D
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 08, 2010, 10:52:42 am
THAT'S NO DUE TO TOUGHNESS, THAT'S DUE TO YOUR CUTENESS.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: meep on October 08, 2010, 10:53:21 am
THAT'S NO DUE TO TOUGHNESS, THAT'S DUE TO YOUR CUTENESS.
LIES.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on October 08, 2010, 09:24:55 pm
I deserve a place among the gods of toughness. I've taken shots to the groin by people with foam sticks for 4 years now and each time I shrug it off like it's nothing. The sticks may be softly padded but the mass of the object is still there. Someone swinging a steel chair and someone swinging a pillow have different hardness in the objects, but the force of impact could still be felt.

But hey, if I'm not tuff enuff, then that means too secksy for this topic.  8)
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 08, 2010, 09:45:12 pm
I deserve a place among the gods of toughness. I've taken shots to the groin by people with foam sticks for 4 years now and each time I shrug it off like it's nothing. The sticks may be softly padded but the mass of the object is still there. Someone swinging a steel chair and someone swinging a pillow have different hardness in the objects, but the force of impact could still be felt.

But hey, if I'm not tuff enuff, then that means too secksy for this topic.  8)
Nope. That's still not tough enough.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Saki-the-cat on October 08, 2010, 09:50:55 pm
I'm so tough, I don't need to be in this thread.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on October 08, 2010, 10:09:54 pm
I deserve a place among the gods of toughness. I've taken shots to the groin by people with foam sticks for 4 years now and each time I shrug it off like it's nothing. The sticks may be softly padded but the mass of the object is still there. Someone swinging a steel chair and someone swinging a pillow have different hardness in the objects, but the force of impact could still be felt.

But hey, if I'm not tuff enuff, then that means too secksy for this topic.  8)
Nope. That's still not tough enough.
I'm so tough that I find most horror movies boring compared to gritty and graphic war and action films, and I don't shed tears during a funeral. Though there is a difference between being tough and emotionless, and being completely heartless. Yet deep inside my passion is fierce, the magma heart that keeps this mountain of a body solid and strong against the winds and earthquakes of life.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 08, 2010, 10:17:58 pm
.....Is blowing bubbles forbidden here? :c
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on October 08, 2010, 11:02:06 pm
As long as the air the blows them is moving because it's being superheated by the flexing of muscles, nah, blowing bubbles is chill.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Venusgate on October 08, 2010, 11:35:01 pm
I'm so tough they make me wear my football cleets inside out because my bare feet get too much traction.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Animeman73 on October 09, 2010, 09:26:53 am
I'm so tough i went toe to toe with a pack of werewolves and a greater werewolf, and left them with a serious case of dead.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Venusgate on October 09, 2010, 11:17:31 am
I'm so tough, I eat McDonalds when I go on diets.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: meep on October 09, 2010, 04:27:26 pm
Im so tuff Im dating him now :)

so take that.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on October 09, 2010, 08:01:43 pm
Just so you guys know, I'm 100% tough.

Way tougher than a car door.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: jaqua on October 09, 2010, 08:55:45 pm
Just so you guys know, I'm 100% tough.

Way tougher than a car door.

These facts are true.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Venusgate on October 09, 2010, 10:14:31 pm
Cars look both ways when I cross the street.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 10, 2010, 12:54:32 am
Im so tuff Im dating him now :)

so take that.
You unbelievable bitch.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Nando-KiT on October 10, 2010, 01:01:00 am
im so tough that when i look at people they fal under my control and trave all around the world to drown them selfs ;3
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: meep on October 10, 2010, 07:02:13 pm
Im so tuff Im dating him now :)

so take that.
You unbelievable bitch.
Oh yes I am. : D
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on October 10, 2010, 07:42:54 pm
I'm so tough I'm gonna say "Hey Arrison watch that language there."

Seriously.  I understand you're not being offensive about it but it is outside of Kumoricon's "family-friendly" language policy.  Just a heads up.  I won't take any action since editing would ruin the context of the conversation and removing it would be excessive since it's kind of borderline anyway, but do try to keep the language here G-rated.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on October 12, 2010, 01:06:20 am
I am tough enough to respect that.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on October 12, 2010, 01:30:09 am
I think this calls for a bro-fist
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Cyprus on October 12, 2010, 12:08:53 pm
Hmmm...

One time I was running outside at night & didn't know there was a barb-wire fence in the distance until I hit it & my entire body was thrown back like it was a big slingshot. Bleeding & torn clothes, I got up & continued on what I was doing.

I once fell backwards all the way down the stairs to a basement(in a very old house with long, splintery old stairs), hitting the concrete at the bottom & didn't even spill a drop of my full beer. My friends came running to see if I was ok & all they found was me scrunched into an awkward position, road rashed & cut up, laughing & starting the first sips on my refreshing drink.

I once shattered my middle toe right before hosting a huge 4th of July BBQ & went on as planned as it swelled up to 4 times it's size.

More recently...I took a face-first dive to the sidewalk with another person's weight landing on the back of my head. Fractured 4 bones that make up the orbital structure under my right eye as well as the sinus wall, & pinched nerve under my cheek bone(that was also pushed out of place)....got up & continued the rest of the 2 mile walk home, bleeding heavily the whole way(the underside of my chin was split clean open). Went to work the next 3 days without even knowing I had broke anything until all of the sudden everything swelled up & my eye turned black as the midnight sky...3 DAYS AFTER THE FACT.

To end my rant...just this last week during hunting season, I stood 50 ft. away from a large female grizzly bear looking me right in the eyes & scared her off even though I was between her & her cubs(which is a HUGE no-no).
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: danayoki on October 12, 2010, 02:30:19 pm
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Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: cloud-9 on October 14, 2010, 10:09:47 pm
I'm so tough I eat frosted mini wheats for breakfast! 9 grains and 17 vitamins and part of a balanced breakfast. This gave me the tuffness to create the "holla-bill" I also own a TUFF-shed. And I beat it in a fight.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on November 03, 2010, 10:11:12 pm
That's ain't tough. That's my morning.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on November 04, 2010, 02:45:28 am
Did you know that tough used to be spelled tuff?  It's not anymore.  Do you know why?  There's a story:

So one day, I was walking along, and some guy said to me, "Hey, you look pretty tuff!"
"Yeah, I am," I said, while eating a sandwich made of barbed wire and knives.
"If you're so tuff, you should enter the Tuff Tournament for Tuff Guys," the stranger said.
"Word," I responded solemnly, then something behind me exploded.  I'm not sure what it was, because I didn't look at it.

I began a rigorous hourly training routine that evening.  I won't get into the nitty gritty details, but it involved a grizzly bear, two bengal tigers, a large cage that was almost as tuff as I was, and my fists.  Since I trained for about 90 minutes per hour, I actually had to slow down time in order to fulfill my entire training routine every hour.  That wasn't a problem though, because whereas most people are 70% water, I'm 70% diamonds, and I sweat uranium, so the extreme density of my body composition causes a quantum lag in the passage of time that makes everything around me occur at about half speed.  I'm kind of like a black hole but a lot more attractive.

Well, the day of the tournament came around and it turned out that guy was just pulling my leg.  Since me and my gratuitous amounts of tuffness were the only viable competitors that showed up, I fought tuffness itself.  And won.  Not only did I win, but I won so hard that every time it shows its face in public, it says "ugh", remembering how brutally I defeated it.  So now it's spelled tough, because yeah, I'm tougher than phonetics, and I'm a lot tougher than a car door.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: KHking on November 04, 2010, 06:19:47 pm
I'm so tough that I cried in Lilo and Stich and will admit it to anyone who asks.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Animeman73 on November 04, 2010, 06:51:04 pm
I'm so tough I once went cannal boating in England.

Before anybody scoffs let me explain something. When canal boating in England there are absolutely no automated bridges or canal locks, everything has to be opened manually So Yeah i opened 3 bridges and 16 locks by hand,

This not only shows I'm tough but it also shows anyone who thinks canal boating in England is for sissies is a fool.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: flyinvee11 on November 04, 2010, 10:08:22 pm
My friends and I started a fight club in high school.

Yeah, we stopped getting picked on after that.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on November 05, 2010, 09:14:30 am
Guys I'm sorry but those don't even come close to being tougher than defeating the english language.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: shadoworganoid on November 05, 2010, 11:25:12 am
That may be.... But I didnt defeat the english language, I OWN the english language! lol
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Classy Viking on November 05, 2010, 11:57:28 am
Then Charles defeated your property.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Venusgate on November 05, 2010, 12:28:42 pm
Being green is often expensive for tough guys. For example: I spend $4000 dollars on shoes every year to protect the Earth from by stride.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: DancingTofu on December 05, 2010, 04:41:23 pm
Broke a rib at the Epica show last night during Agonist's set.  Took a break to catch my breathe then kept moshing until I realized something was broken, at which point I decided it would be a good idea to take it easy for a while and contented myself with headbanging and screaming for the remainder of the night. :P
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: JaegerDarkness on March 25, 2014, 01:16:51 am
I'm so tuff, I can watch shows like "UNTOLD STORIES OF THE ER", while eating dinner, without puking. Now, let me in the club, before I *censored to protect this thread*.
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: Prinz Eugen on April 01, 2014, 09:32:24 am
1) I made an AMV using a real .50cal machinegun to blow up 11 plushies of certain obnoxious anime characters, each filled with at least 1/2 pound charges of ammonium nitrate - the same stuff Timothy McVeigh used to blow up a federal building in Oklahoma City, 1995.
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=41471 (http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=41471)
 
2) Tough also includes freedom from concern for the environment. This planet is given to us to use to our benefit. That's why men invented TNT for mining, dredging vessels heavier than WW2 battleships, and large machines like bucket-wheel excavators:
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fapod.nasa.gov%2Fapod%2Fimage%2F1010%2Ftrencher2_smd.jpg&hash=b3af55a5da33444e8cb7ece4fe121deb)
Real men are not friends with nature, we dominate and rule it. Ever watch a boy in the rain pause before a puddle, then jump right in with both feet? Now THAT's how you stomp a carbon footprint.
I don't have a bucket wheel excavator but I do have a coal-fired melting furnace for hobby castings, and when I fire it up to melt metal it smokes and smells like an old diesel truck with no rings left, and on a good afternoon I can probably cancel out 150 MAX-riding vegan greenie-weenies.
 
Title: Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
Post by: zenneth on April 01, 2014, 11:25:41 am
this is a tough club?
dont you mean tea club?
Title: Re: Another Tough Guy: David Farragut, USN
Post by: Prinz Eugen on April 25, 2014, 12:25:13 pm
this is a tough club?
dont you mean tea club?
If you were referring to the 'Taxed Enough Already' political movement, which kicked off pretty much in 2009 by a Wall St. trader who got p_'d off that his (and our) taxes were being raised to bail out suckers who couldn't pay their own mortgages ( I think his famous rant is here: video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=1039849853 (http://ccs.dogpile.com/ClickHandler.ashx?ld=20140425&app=1&c=info.dogpl&s=dogpile&rc=info.dogpl&dc=&euip=50.201.25.133&pvaid=ab86fb41f1794f57b00809e4c3c974e0&dt=Desktop&fct.uid=76eafd8b1d4148babfe93b9f495746b4&en=0WEFU%2fZhSoQrR2QhC9ngyiLWjD1jFApuD%2bA8y%2fAiIz1wW%2fgzy%2bNk0g%3d%3d&du=video.cnbc.com%2fgallery%2f%3fvideo%3d1039849853&ru=http%3a%2f%2fvideo.cnbc.com%2fgallery%2f%3fvideo%3d1039849853&ap=7&coi=771&cop=main-title&npp=7&p=0&pp=0&ep=7&mid=9&hash=413F5B5AEE04501C9C62ACE8F19BDDF1) )
...well, then, No.
The emotion (or cultural norm) that Tough Guys are rough on 'Mother Nature' pre-dates the Tea Party by decades if not centuries.
A book I used to own was titled "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Men_Don%27t_Eat_Quiche)" and had a cartoon in it with a guy in a large, square, American sedan like a Caddy or Lincoln - the type that would have had either a 460 or a 502 under the hood - the type of car that leaves a full-size (shall I say, American-sized) carbon footprint. The driver is blasting off into the sunset and the caption read "Damn the environment, full speed ahead."
That line itself was a reference to great American Tough-Guy David Farragut, USN, "Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Farragut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Farragut)
 
Now, in comparison to the way, in this day and age, 26 year old "children" can continue on their parents insurance:
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdanieljmitchell.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F12%2Fpajama-boy.jpg&hash=e0c066bba798c6d7e3c1696952d3902f)
[Caption: A supposedly 'adult' male 'child' of the Obama era']
 
Now go read up on David Farragut who at HALF the age of wuss-boy above, yes, that's THIRTEEN,
was not only in command of a captured enemy warship but successfully suppressed a mutiny among the British
men who had been aboard.
 
Also, for a more local example easily 100 years or more earlier than the TEA party, anyone can google around for "placer mining" in southern Oregon.
So, no, nothing to do with silly TEA party.
 
Title: Yet Another Tough Guy - Chesty Puller, USMC
Post by: Prinz Eugen on April 25, 2014, 12:31:35 pm
This Man. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Chesty_Puller.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Chesty_Puller.jpg)