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Title: The most horrible anime jokes ever
Post by: @random on November 08, 2009, 03:07:55 pm
Here's mine, for Revolutionary Girl Utena fans:

Okay, so everyone knows about Akio's car and what it's supposed to represent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F8goN3z_U8) when he takes someone for a ride... but did you know that Nanami has her own ride?

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjasonkonior.org%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fjasonkonior1.jpg&hash=b5f66074a292cf06d62dbe34d9dc3cad43df4cd8)

Yes, you guessed it... it's her Nī-san!
Title: Re: The most horrible anime jokes ever
Post by: tofutakeout on November 08, 2009, 03:16:26 pm
That was terrible but really hilarious. XD
Title: Re: The most horrible anime jokes ever
Post by: TomtheFanboy on November 09, 2009, 11:19:45 am
OK Ranma fans, so if Nabiki Tendo got married to Ryoga Hibiki her name would be Nabiki Hibiki.
Or Hibiki Nabiki if you want to be traditional.

If she wore a new pair of leather shoes she'd be a Squeaky Nabiki Hibiki.

Then if she drank too much coffee while wearing leather shoes after she got married she'd be a Tweaky Squeaky Nabiki Hibiki.

....there's more if you'd like. (http://tomthefanboy.com/tee_moss/Swankytown/Billberg/Nabiki.html)
Title: Re: The most horrible anime jokes ever
Post by: @random on November 09, 2009, 03:49:25 pm
OK Ranma fans, so if Nabiki Tendo got married to Ryoga Hibiki her name would be Nabiki Hibiki.
Or Hibiki Nabiki if you want to be traditional.

If she wore a new pair of leather shoes she'd be a Squeaky Nabiki Hibiki.

Then if she drank too much coffee while wearing leather shoes after she got married she'd be a Tweaky Squeaky Nabiki Hibiki.

....there's more if you'd like. (http://tomthefanboy.com/tee_moss/Swankytown/Billberg/Nabiki.html)

And if she got dunked in the Spring of Drowned Man (because they were holding the wedding at Jusenkyo, of course), she'd become Akane's...

aniki Hibiki Nabiki!
Title: Re: The most horrible anime jokes ever
Post by: AnimeMatrix on November 11, 2009, 10:11:31 pm
Here's mine, for Revolutionary Girl Utena fans:

Okay, so everyone knows about Akio's car and what it's supposed to represent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F8goN3z_U8) when he takes someone for a ride... but did you know that Nanami has her own ride?

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjasonkonior.org%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fjasonkonior1.jpg&hash=b5f66074a292cf06d62dbe34d9dc3cad43df4cd8)

Yes, you guessed it... it's her Nī-san!

Aha...ha...ha. Utena is my favorite anime and that joke broke my brain (but in a good way) :P  ;D.
Title: Re: The most horrible anime jokes ever
Post by: xcthulhux on November 11, 2009, 11:30:43 pm
anime jokes are cool, but there are waay too many anime to do it in a group.

mainly, i focus more on pokemon jokes.
one liners ftw.

Check this thread out (http://cthulhuchaos.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/455499)

Title: Re: The most horrible anime jokes ever
Post by: Kimiski on November 14, 2009, 08:57:02 pm
Here's mine, for Revolutionary Girl Utena fans:

Okay, so everyone knows about Akio's car and what it's supposed to represent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F8goN3z_U8) when he takes someone for a ride... but did you know that Nanami has her own ride?

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjasonkonior.org%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fjasonkonior1.jpg&hash=b5f66074a292cf06d62dbe34d9dc3cad43df4cd8)

Yes, you guessed it... it's her Nī-san!

Lol, that was so horrible in an awesome kind of way.