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Title: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on November 20, 2008, 10:08:20 am
Hello all! Im not sure if anyone knows this, but I fancy myself a comedian. And since last year, I've been wanting to get into stand-up comedy. However I don't have much material for my act. So today on the bus, I was just thinking about possible stuff to use for my act, because I didn't really have anything else to do except think about school... which only raises my stress level. Anyway, I recently was watching comedy central when they had some Jeff Foxworthy stand-up. And I remembered his signature "You might be a redneck" routine. Which got me thinking.

There are people out there who don't know if they are nerd/geek or not. Suprising as this sounds, it's true. I know a girl who lives in California who one night asked me if she was a nerd or not. I think you know where this is going. Now, from what I can tell, there IS a difference between a nerd and a geek. But some people have different definitions of the two, or just kinda lump the two together.

Okay, now to the fun part!
Start your sentence with "You might be" or "You know you are", or something like that. Well, just follow my lead.

"You know you're a geek, when you get a coloscopy bag so you can play WOW longer."
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on November 20, 2008, 10:36:15 pm
You might be a nerd if an episode of Naruto changed your outlook on life.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Deviant Spider on November 20, 2008, 10:37:51 pm
You might be a geek if on halloween this year you refered to everyones costume as a cosplay, even if they were Dracula, or Frankenstein...
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on November 21, 2008, 12:16:47 am
True story from my life.........
You might be a geek if
as soon as your tv-hating boyfriend falls asleep, you sneak online to read the Heroes Graphic Novels.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on November 21, 2008, 09:21:12 am
You might be a geek if you've memorized every line in an episode of [insert title of an anime].
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on November 21, 2008, 01:41:40 pm
You know you're a geek if you're Mr_Mustash.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on November 21, 2008, 01:49:44 pm
You know you're a geek if you're Mr_Mustash.

QFT
....huh?
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: lychee-twist on November 21, 2008, 02:20:41 pm
You know you're a geek if you're Mr_Mustash.

QFT

You might be a geek if you think Jesus Christ looks like Richard Stalmin and not vice versa.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Deviant Spider on November 24, 2008, 08:00:50 pm
Quote
I believe that Samwise Gamgee never quite got the credit he really deserved.

I could cry. THANK YOU! :) I mean he did have a happy ending with Rosie and his family, but still...and anyone who thinks he was gay is just PLAIN WRONG.

(And hopefully we all know I have NOTHING against Gays/Lesbians/Other. LOL)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Wuntvor on November 24, 2008, 08:35:36 pm
If your girlfriend/boyfriend leaves with another guy/gal while you are playing WOW, you might be a geek.

If your girlfriend/boyfriend leaves with another guy/gal while you are playing a hentai dating sim, you might be a geek and an idiot.

If you started watching Sailor Moon epiode 1 this morning and this evening you tell your spouse "I'm coming to bed after this episode is over." you might be a geek.

If you refer to your manga as "My babies." you might be a geek.

If you spend all your time on KumoriCon message boards, you might be a geek.   ;D

If you run around yelling "I WON THE GAME", you might be a geek (as well as very annoying).

If you have a cosplay for every day of the week, you might be a geek.

If you watch anime fansubs on your I-pod, you might be a geek.

If you text message your friends while watching Death Note in the theater, you might be a geek.

Hmmm...  that's all for now.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: laurifer on November 24, 2008, 09:19:29 pm
If both you and your guy/girl play WoW together, then you are fa sho a geek :D
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on November 24, 2008, 10:22:29 pm
First to Mustach--best post *evah* (at least as far as non-political spam goes!)

If your greatest sense of accomplishments comes from finding and solving all the Easter Eggs in your DVD collection, you might be a geek.
*guilty--I've even looked online for clues when stumped.

If you still have your original edition Atari, you might be a geek.
*guilty*

If you have more chains around your neck than an '80s rap band, when you attend a con, and they're all lanyards and laminates from staffing previous cons, you might be a geek.
*I don't do it, but could....*

If you watch a fan-vid such as Done the Impossible (a Serenity/Firefly fan vid), and you're friends with the fans featured in it, you might be a geek.

If your favorite cameo is Stan Lee in Mall Rats, you might be a geek.
*partly guilty*

If your cosplay is so obscure that only a handful of fanficcers recognize it (but they hail you and give homage when you do), you might be a geek.
*guilty--when I was Aragog on rollerskates from the boggart scene in HP & the Prisoner of Azkaban for the Deathly Hallows book release & the Order of the Phoenix film release.* *also got this response when a dolphin wearing a So Long, & Thanks for All the Fish! sign--see my avatar :)*

If you dream your fanfics before, during, and after your time writing them, you might be a geek.
*guilty*

Love this thread!


Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: MiriaRose on November 24, 2008, 10:58:04 pm
You know you might be a nerd/geek if most of your friends you don't know irl.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Wuntvor on November 24, 2008, 11:03:14 pm
If you have more chains around your neck than an '80s rap band, when you attend a con, and they're all lanyards and laminates from staffing previous cons, you might be a geek.
*I don't do it, but could....*
(\__/)
(=','=)  *Guilty*
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: princessmoon on November 25, 2008, 08:38:12 am
If you sing along perfectly (maybe not harmoniously) with the opening (or endings and whatnot) to various anime shows.....even if you are not watching them at the moment.

 :P Guilty for some....Innocent for others! LOL.   :D
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: megchan on November 25, 2008, 09:49:09 am
If you have more chains around your neck than an '80s rap band, when you attend a con, and they're all lanyards and laminates from staffing previous cons, you might be a geek.
*I don't do it, but could....*
(\__/)
(=','=)  *Guilty*


I AM QUITE GUILTY OF THIS TOO.

ps. why do these all have to be anime/videogame/comic related? : (

You might be a geek if your friends don't want to go the aquarium with you because you call all of the starfish and other echinoidea by their scientific names!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: nikkiolie on November 25, 2008, 10:53:31 am
Oh I got one, this is for a friend not me but it is still funny.

You might be a geek if you hear any reference to WOW you come running out of your room to join the conversation saying "what?! WOW?!" *cough* Brian *cough*
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on November 25, 2008, 11:01:28 am
You might be a geek if when you're in your journalism class, a serious conversation suddenly turns into a conversation about World of Warcraft.
I have witnessed this happen more than once back in high school.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Wuntvor on November 25, 2008, 11:14:41 am
I AM QUITE GUILTY OF THIS TOO.

ps. why do these all have to be anime/videogame/comic related? : (

You might be a geek if your friends don't want to go the aquarium with you because you call all of the starfish and other echinoidea by their scientific names!

We are just making fun of ourselves.  Otaku = Geek in the majority of minds.  If you want to replace geek with otaku in the anime themed ones feel free.

I took Oceanography in High School for college credit.  I still remember all the slides (shiver).  That was the first time I had squid.  The instructor brought some in and cooked it.  The only scientific name I still remember is the one for my catfish I had in my aquarium. Corydoras aeneus. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronze_corydoras)  I have no idea why I remember that.  I also learned a lot about the RV Calypso (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calypso_(ship)) after building the model and writing a report on it.  Jacques-Yves Cousteau (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques-Yves_Cousteau) was a great man, who did a lot for us all.  He will be missed.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: nikkiolie on November 25, 2008, 11:44:49 am
you might be a geek if the internet goes down and you can tell by the sound of everyone coming out of their rooms into the hall XD
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 25, 2008, 11:47:11 am
You might be a nerd if you only get turned on by catpeople.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: nikkiolie on November 25, 2008, 11:48:35 am
You might be a nerd if you only get turned on by catpeople.
-_- wow that is so true
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 25, 2008, 11:56:02 am
^ Thank you.

You might be a nerd if you're learning Japanese just to see if anime subtitles are accurate.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NightLotus on November 25, 2008, 12:32:53 pm
You might be a nerd if you KNOW japanese and are constantly commenting on wether of not the anime subtitles are accurate.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: lychee-twist on November 25, 2008, 01:03:48 pm
Quote
I believe that Samwise Gamgee never quite got the credit he really deserved.

I could cry. THANK YOU! :) I mean he did have a happy ending with Rosie and his family, but still...and anyone who thinks he was gay is just PLAIN WRONG.

(And hopefully we all know I have NOTHING against Gays/Lesbians/Other. LOL)

DUDE! I'm so happy that other people agree! He had to put up with all that emo-Frodo crap. He should've been given a huge return ceremony or something! At least he got the girl.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Toxikon on November 25, 2008, 01:13:18 pm
You might be a geek if when you're in your journalism class, a serious conversation suddenly turns into a conversation about World of Warcraft.
I have witnessed this happen more than once back in high school.

WoW is SRS BZNSS.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Deviant Spider on November 25, 2008, 03:36:39 pm
You might be a geek if you correct every person who says a japanese word around you, even if you mispronounce them yourself.

You might be a geek if you get angry when Manga is printed the american way. Instead of backwards.

You might be a geek if you can name all the first 150 pokemon, and you ARE one if you can name more.

You might be a geek if you own every animal or creature of tamagotchi or giga pet ever put out, or more than 5.

You ARE a nerd if you wear Naruto emblems to school, or the mall. (Outside of con)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: lychee-twist on November 25, 2008, 07:54:22 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you can name more than five Japanese eras.

You might be an art nerd/geek if you can look an an anime like Blue Seed, Pheonix Wright, or InuYasha and freak out because a character has a magatama on them somewhere (chest, necklace, "Sit" beads)

If you knew what a magatama is without googling it, you are an art nerd. Congratulations. For the rest of you: http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=What+is+a+magatama%3F (http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=What+is+a+magatama%3F) (minus the catty little note ;))

You might be a Japanese art nerd/geek if you freak out when a pokemon resembles Japanese art. (Bronzor and Bronzong, for instance).

You ARE a Japanese literary nerd/geek if you see any sort of flower EVER and suddenly your "sleeves are wet with tears".

You might be a nerd/geek if you know that Sasuke is the name of a famous ninja story that came out way before Naruto.

You might be a nerd/geek if you consider yourself a ninja just by trying a shirt around your head.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 25, 2008, 08:18:34 pm
You might be a Japanese nerd/geek (otaku) if you carry around an itemaround your house from an Anime or Manga (example would be that you are carrying a plushy from XXXholic like Makona...)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: jaybug on November 25, 2008, 09:04:52 pm
If you crave fish-shaped waffles filled with bean paste, and you aren't in Japan, you may be a geek.

If your entire DVD collection is nothing but sci-fi and anime titles, you may be a geek.

If you bring tons of snacks to Anime Friday just so that more people will show up, you may be a geek.

If your richest relative calls you up to come help take the wheels off his new house, you may be a redneck.

If you are ever too drunk to fish, you may be a redneck.

If you yell kanpai when drinking, you may be a geek.

If you tell your down on his luck friend to "do your best", or "ganbatte" you may be a geek.

If you quote lines from anime, obscure and well known, to highlight your point of view, you may be a geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: lychee-twist on November 25, 2008, 09:12:01 pm
But... but I love taiyaki. I even know how to make the bean paste (though it's never fully mashed)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: tofutakeout on November 25, 2008, 09:16:34 pm
you might be a Japanese language nerd if when someone says a word for something thinking that's the meaning you go into the real meaning and the history of it.

(I've done this on several occasions on at least 3 words. >_>)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: lychee-twist on November 25, 2008, 10:43:26 pm
you might be a Japanese language nerd if when someone says a word for something thinking that's the meaning you go into the real meaning and the history of it.

(I've done this on several occasions on at least 3 words. >_>)

An? With Azuki beans?

Jaybug, for a mild correction, you might also be a business man if you yell "kanpai" while dancing with your pants off in front of a group of people ;)

I recommend the movie "The Colonel Moves to Japan" or something similar. It's a documentary on KFC being introduced to Japan in the 80's. Also, "Tanpopo". I think it's about making ramen. I really want to watch that again.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on November 26, 2008, 01:37:42 pm
*smiles at wuntvor & meg-chan*
*loves the green severum she's had for 10 years in her own aquarium*
*only just now noticed that her fishie's species name & her SN are almost homonyms*
*lols*

You may be a nerd if, on what may be your last trip back across the country to your childhood home for quite some time, you schedule the plans your high school friends want to have with you around watching Chuck and Heroes (when they're actually on TV), and imagine that as a true highlight of your vacation (since your boyfriend doesn't want you to watch tv).
......Uh, yeah. True. I wouldn't miss the Casey-focussed ep for anything! LOL.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 26, 2008, 05:25:29 pm
You might be an art nerd/geek if you can look an an anime like Blue Seed, If you knew what a magatama is without googling it, you are an art nerd. Congratulations. For the rest of you: http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=What+is+a+magatama%3F (http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=What+is+a+magatama%3F) (minus the catty little note ;))

What's funny about that is they call them "mitama" in Blue Seed.

OMG!!!  I'm a nerd/geek!!!  Oh, wait, I already knew that.


You might be a nerd/geek if you've seen more Hayao Miyazaki films than Disney animated motion picures.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 27, 2008, 12:10:14 am
You might be a nerd if you actually care who'd win between pirates & ninjas.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 27, 2008, 12:28:54 am
THAT VIDEO WAS AWESOME!!!  (Even though YouTube has shown just how evil it's become lately by not allowing the creator to make it a true remake of the original poop song).

You might be a nerd/geek if your lord and master is a talking cartoon squirrel named Foamy, located at http://www.illwillpress.com .  (Note: sometimes offensive material; if this bothers you, then leave it alone).
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: megchan on November 27, 2008, 12:41:45 am
You might be a geek if you know that the boy you're supposed to be with for the rest of your life will reply with "my hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of?" when you first comment that your hands are dirty...
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 27, 2008, 12:46:38 am
^ I honestly don't get that, but that's okay!

You might be a nerd/geek if you explain to your non-nerdy friends why hentai is just as good, if not better, than live-action adult films.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: megchan on November 27, 2008, 12:55:08 am
^ I honestly don't get that, but that's okay!

^^;;;;; It's from Empire Strikes Back. The scene where Han and Leia have their first kiss...I've had it memorized since I was 11...

Han: Hey your Worship, I was only trying to help!
Leia: Would you PLEASE stop calling me that?!
Han: Sure, Leia
Leia: You make it so difficult sometimes...
Han: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer though. Come on, admit it, sometimes you think I'm alright...
Leia: *hurts her hand while trying to fix something on the Falcon* Occasionally....Maybe...when you're not acting like a scoundrel
Han: *starts rubbing her hand* Scoundrel? Scoundrel! I like the sound of that.
Leia: Stop that.
Han: Stop What?
Leia: Stop THAT! My hands are dirty!
Han: My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of?

Leia: Afraid?
Han: You're trembling.
Leia: I'm not trembling.
Han: You like me because there aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han: I am a nice man..!
Leia: No you're not, you're a-

SMOOCHES!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Tankou001 on November 27, 2008, 01:00:09 am
Well speaking of star was you may be a total nerd if ou know that Anikin did, in fact, balance the force when he threw the emperor into the chasm at the end of the 6'th movie XD
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Kumi4eva on November 27, 2008, 08:52:20 am
If you sing along perfectly (maybe not harmoniously) with the opening (or endings and whatnot) to various anime shows.....even if you are not watching them at the moment.

 :P Guilty for some....Innocent for others! LOL.   :D
really guilty i know over 10 of openings and endings from various animes

you might be a nerd/geek if you press the backspace key because your to lazy to move the mouse and click the back arrow
*guilty*
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 27, 2008, 09:57:10 am
^ I honestly don't get that, but that's okay!

^^;;;;; It's from Empire Strikes Back.

Oh, okay then.  (Sorry, I'm a trekkie.  SW isn't really my thing, except Robot Chicken).

You might be a nerd/geek if you can recite more than one version of Lina Inverse's Dragon Slave spell.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 27, 2008, 10:39:34 pm
You might be a geek/nerd if you make pi jokes.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 28, 2008, 04:04:19 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you can still remember the names of the original five Power Rangers, their matching colors, and their matching zords.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on November 28, 2008, 07:32:06 pm
^ I'm guilty
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 12:57:46 pm
You may be a geek if you have ever made out with a cardboard cut out of a character from an anime or a video game, and no one dared you to do it.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: jaybug on November 30, 2008, 03:52:30 pm
If you know the what and why of dilithium crystals, and where to get them, you might be a nerd/geek.

If you fear red shirts, and know why, you may be a nerd/geek.

If you shout "Warning, Danger Will Robinson" at apropos times, you may be a nerd/geek.

Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 03:56:14 pm
If you know the what and why of dilithium crystals, and where to get them, you might be a nerd/geek.
If you fear red shirts, and know why, you may be a nerd/geek.
If you shout "Warning, Danger Will Robinson" at apropos times, you may be a nerd/geek.
so far very few of these have applied to me and suddenly you do 3 in a row? WAT!?!?!?! :D
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: jaybug on November 30, 2008, 04:33:35 pm
If you know what GROK means, you ARE a NERD/GEEK!

If you have researched arachnid venom from reading of Shelob's bite, you may be a nerd/geek.

If you know what thunder lizard translates into Latin, you may be a nerd/geek.

If you think time travel is not a question of if, but of when, you may be a nerd/geek.

If you know how to get to Rachel, Nevada, you may be a nerd/geek
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: soundninja12 on November 30, 2008, 05:27:38 pm
You might be a nerd if you actually care who'd win between pirates & ninjas.

Guilty.
*mutters something about how cool ninjas are under her breath*
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Wuntvor on November 30, 2008, 10:41:30 pm
If you know what GROK means, you ARE a NERD/GEEK!

For those of us who want to affirm are Geekiness.  The definition of the word Grok:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok)

And yes, I have read Stranger in a Strange Land, but the "I Grok Spock" reference was a new one for me.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 30, 2008, 11:04:53 pm
fight over the last stick of pocky
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 30, 2008, 11:21:27 pm
^ I do that.


You might be a nerd/geek if you saw a trekkie at K-Con and said, "Hey, he's at the wrong convention."
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 11:50:11 pm
You might be a geek if you recognize over half of what the people around you are cosplaying as at an anime convention.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 01, 2008, 07:43:00 am
You might be a geek/nerd if you get annoyed at every little tiny detail on someone else's cosplay.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on December 01, 2008, 08:38:34 am
You may be a geek if you try to have the last post in every thread in the forums.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 01, 2008, 04:39:05 pm
You might be a nerd if you actually care who'd win between pirates & ninjas.

Guilty.
*mutters something about how cool ninjas are under her breath*

I like you.
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi302.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fnn89%2F3cynthi3%2FGir-Iloveyou.jpg&hash=efab6d259b535062ef71dcfd574e1ef89fdb12d1)

If you've ever uttered the phrase, "I want a Gir," you are a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 01, 2008, 05:50:42 pm
But gir is so cool! I'm wearing him on a shirt right now.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on December 03, 2008, 01:08:49 am
**Major loves to Meg-Chan for that immortal scene**
Guilty, I use 'grok' all the time.
You might be a geek if you get out of bed in the middle of the night because you just dreamt something you really want to post on KC forums and don't want to risk forgetting it!
*guilty*
You might be a geek if you *have actually been in the middle of a pirates vs. ninjas LARP*, because you've LARPd being a pirate in the SCA on & off for nearly a decade (way before the Caribbean movies), & your (now-ex) boyfriend organized a ninja raid on one of the principalities' camps......yeah that happened. (2002).
You might be an old-school geek if whenever you meet someone named Joshua, you smile, as that's the password to the WOPR in War Games. Ditto if you think of War Games every time there's a Whopper commercial on TV or you drive past a Burger King. Ditto if you randomly a couple times a year imitate a computer voice saying 'Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?' or 'Greetings, Professor Falken.' Uh, yeah. Guilty all the way around. Ditto again when I saw Matthew Broderick in a bit part at Homeland Security on 30 Rock & thought of that as being like the Treasury Dept. hiring the guy diCaprio played in Catch Me if You Can.

You might be from a family of geeks if the most coveted Chanukah presents are generally books of movie and TV trivia.--Just mailed some to my aunts & uncles in their 50s-60s.

You might be an old-school geek if you still have some trading cards from 1977-9 (mine include Star Wars, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Charlie's Angels, and Grease).

You might be a geek if the present you gave someone for giving the keynote speech in your fanfic room was a handful of Buffy collectible cards (that would be me to Professor Toni Levi, PhD).....

You might be a geek if you would have more fun staying up all night writing in this thread than going to sleep.....guilty again.

You might be a geek if you took so long having fun writing in this thread that the system logged you out, but since you've lost data before you'd already copied the text & were able to post as soon as you logged back in! (guilty again and on that note, sweet dreams)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NightLotus on December 03, 2008, 08:59:41 am
You might be a geek of you think love songs dealing with Mario Cart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBpQVhCMb8) are romantic.
If you could see me, you would see the hearts coming of of my eyes!! WAAA!!! <3 <3 <3!!!!
Patrick <3! You are awesome!! ^^
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: megchan on December 03, 2008, 12:13:31 pm
You might be a nerd if you can have complete conversations that is only made up of Simpsons quotes (Futurama, Family Guy, etc)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: lychee-twist on December 03, 2008, 12:28:44 pm
You might be a nerd if you can have complete conversations that is only made up of Simpsons quotes (Futurama, Family Guy, etc)

Kittens give Morbo gas!
You might be a nerd/geek if you laugh at the quantum physics jokes in Futurama.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Wuntvor on December 03, 2008, 12:53:19 pm
You might be a geek of you think love songs dealing with Mario Cart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBpQVhCMb8) are romantic.
Went and watched the video after NightLotus's post.  Kawaii.

Reminded me of something:

You might be a nerd/geek if you played theme music from an animated film at your wedding.
(guilty)

Interesting story, when The Secret of NIMH was released in 1982, my wife (then girlfriend) and I saw it at the drive-in 3 times.  We liked the film so much that I decided to record the soundtrack.  Since drive-ins broadcast the audio over the radio I just took in a portable radio and tape deck combo and recorded the audio to cassette.  Three years later we were trying to decide on what to play at our wedding and pulled the tapes out.  We ended up using Flying Dreams because we both loved the scene of Jeremy and his female crow flying off into the sunset.  Here is a YouTube clip of the song used in a Final Fantasy AMV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZScnq2ziKLU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZScnq2ziKLU)

Fond memories.  :D
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: jaybug on December 03, 2008, 05:33:02 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if someone says dark matter in a sentence, and you bust out laughing.

You are a nerd/geek if 42 is the answer you've been looking for.

You're a nerd/geek if you always carry a towel, and never panic.

You're a nerd/geek if after having reached adulthood point your finger and go puh-too ( or whatever you consider onomotopeiac) instead of bang.

You;'re a nerd/ geek if you know what onomotopeai means.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NightLotus on December 03, 2008, 05:49:33 pm
You;'re a nerd/ geek if you know what onomotopeai means.
nuh-uh!!!! >_>
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on December 05, 2008, 09:03:27 am
You might be a geek if you were in your high school's marching band.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: megchan on December 05, 2008, 10:19:00 am
You might be a geek if you write haiku's about keyboards...

http://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=4367.2853

You might be a geek if you write haiku about Star Wars pairings >____> (and love being like the Sarlaac Pit)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on December 05, 2008, 10:57:43 am
You might be a geek if you were in your high school's marching band.

Yes indeed. Clarinet. Even went on the field trip for the band to play in New Orleans, right before Mardi Gras. *sly grin* We got kinda decadent....

And again major props for these posts...I love Wuntvor's romantic story, would enjoy reading the aforementioned haiku's by Patrick & Megchan, love Tron (did you note the poster of Tron in Chuck's bedroom on this week's ep, featuring Bruce Boxleitner, who was in Tron??), use onomatopoei all the time (in fact have friends whose band name is Onomatopoeia!)....and wow, naming a computer Joshua....can you set it to play itself in Tic-Tac-Toe and watch it learn? :)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: megchan on December 05, 2008, 11:20:32 am
You might be a geek if you write haiku about Star Wars pairings >____> (and love being like the Sarlaac Pit)

Your heart is a trap
I'm Lando Calrissian
I love you Ackbar

I AM A GOLD DROID
I LOVE YOU, R2-D2
BWOOP BEEP BWOOP BWOO BWERR

Lando Falls in love.
Love is just a monstrous pit.
It's the Sarlaac Pit.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on December 05, 2008, 11:23:11 am
*swoons*
New contest for next I'd Just as Soon Kiss a Wookie panel? :)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on December 05, 2008, 04:00:41 pm
You might be a geek if:
--you think Masi Oka is the sexiest person on Heroes.
(guilty).
--you think the coolest thing about Masi Oka is that he used to work at Industrial Life and Magic
(guilty).
--you automatically know that means he worked for a George Lucas project
(guilty).

You might be an old-school geek if:
You actually remember, and probably still have at your parents' house, the Time Magazine with Masi Oka on the cover, on the theme of Asian-American Whiz Kids.
Guilty--my parents subscribed to Time; my high school was featured in one of its cover stories around the same time; and my town and school were nearly 1/3 Asian 1st or 2nd generation (and close to 2/3 Jewish, including many new immigrants as well).
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on December 05, 2008, 09:17:35 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if...
you keep thinking up so many of these that you end up double-posting
*ahem*
--you read the H.R.G. files and Beamin' Beemin religiously for Heroes spoilers.

You might be a soap opera nerd if...
--you were already a fan of Heroes' Adrian Pasdar (Nathan) from Judging Amy.
--you were already a fan of Heroes' Milo Ventiglimia (spelling? -- Peter) from Gilmore Girls.
Yep, and yep.
--you were already a fan of Supernatural's Jared Padeleki from Gilmore Girls.
--you frequently goof up which brother is Dean and which is Sam on Supernatural because Jared (Sam) played a character named Dean on Gilmore Girls.
--you were already a fan of Supernatural's Jensen Ackles from Smallville and (much more so) Dark Angel.
Yep, yep, yep.

You might be an old school soap opera nerd if...
--you were already a fan of Heroes' Jack Coleman (HRG) from Dynasty.
(Yep; his character was notoriously bi, at a time that that actually was daring for the network.)
--you were already a fan of Jensen Ackles from when he was Eric Brady on Days of Our Lives.
(Guilty--sort of. I watched him avidly, but at the time, his eyes kept shifting back & forth so frequently that I found it distracting; and his character was boring.)
--you started watching Buffy in part because you'd loved to hate scheming Kendall Hart (later Kendall Lang) on All My Children.
(Totally. Thank you, AMC, for leading me to my true love of all media: The Whedonverse.)

Speaking of the Whedonverse:
You might be an old school nerd if you first fell in love with Adam Baldmwin not from Chuck, not from Serenity, not even from Firefly, not even from Angel--but from My Bodyguard......sigh :0

Speaking of My Bodyguard:
(The following will be spoilerific for both My Bodyguard and Heroes):

You might be a bit too much of a nerdy conspiracy theorist if you wonder if there's a link between My Bodyguard and Heroes, in that Baldwin's character (who is reputed to be a terror and looks quite imposing, but is protective at heart and in practice) is named Linderman (see episode "Villians" aired 11/10/08).


Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: lychee-twist on December 05, 2008, 09:52:07 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you'll argue the point that AMC's finest work to come out was Mad Men!!! ;)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 06, 2008, 11:59:47 am
You might be a nerd/geek if you can find editing flaws in the original Star Wars movie.  (I kinda don't count in this one, because the first time I watched it, another guy pointed out about 6 or so before I had the chance to find them myself).
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: melchizedek on December 10, 2008, 05:32:05 am
You might be a nerd if the highlight of your week is a new hard drive.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: megchan on December 10, 2008, 11:05:17 am
You might be a nerd/geek if you'll argue the point that AMC's finest work to come out was Mad Men!!! ;)

OMG Mad Men is spectacular!!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on December 10, 2008, 12:10:43 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you'll argue the point that AMC's finest work to come out was Mad Men!!! ;)

OMG Mad Men is spectacular!!

Okay with 2 such strong endorsements, I've gotta see it! *hopes it's online somewhere*

You might be a geek if, when you see an add for the Mamma Mia! sing-along at your local theater, you (a) are fully ready to participate, having already been singing at home for weeks; (b) were already fully ready to sing along and add your own feedback to the screen, and did so, because you grew up with Rocky Horror Picture Show and Mystery Science Theater; (c) can't help but giggle remembering Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog; (d) remember that you printed out the lyrics to Dr. Horrible's to be able to sing along next time you have free time on Hulu....and (e) that would be sorta the 'social' highlight of your week, when you got to tell your online and phone friends about it.
Yeah....I'm like that! ....I have a great boyfriend; he's just not into most media.....
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 10, 2008, 04:25:49 pm
^ You might be a nerd/geek if you can sing the original Pokemon theme song.
^ If you can ALSO sing the original Japanese version, then you are most definately a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on December 10, 2008, 05:25:24 pm
^ Guilty
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 10, 2008, 05:53:55 pm
^ You might be a nerd/geek if you've been teaching the Haruhi dance whom have never seen the show before.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 10, 2008, 08:26:46 pm
^ AWESOME!!!

You might be a nerd/geek if you've been working on a scrpit idea for a movie based off of an old childhood TV show or game that's never been made yet.  (*couch* Carmen Sandiego).
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NightLotus on December 10, 2008, 09:16:10 pm
+ You might be a geek if your hobby includes remixing JPop songs with The Bloodhound Gang...
<3
awesome ^^
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on December 11, 2008, 10:15:03 am
You might be a geek if you are seriously considering going through the hoops to become able to vote for People's Choice awards, just to support Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog for "Best Internet Sensation".  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 11, 2008, 04:34:52 pm
^ You might be a nerd/geek if you want to see a pro-wrestler who's gimmick is a cosplaying otaku; new cosplay every match!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: jaybug on December 11, 2008, 04:46:38 pm
if you think you are so punny!

It's snot punny!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 11, 2008, 05:44:48 pm
If you've argued about which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek, you might be a nerd/geek.

If you said Star Trek, then you're right.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Tankou001 on December 11, 2008, 05:52:35 pm
If you know how to spell the longest wod in the english language!

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: tofutakeout on December 11, 2008, 06:01:37 pm
if you can correct someone on something really intelligent that has no importance to it what so ever.
(might not be an actual reason but I had to post it)
@tankou
Wrong! the longest word in the English language is 1185 letters and it's a protein. :/

the actual longest word is 189,819 but its not in the dictionary. it is also a protein which means it's still a word. :3
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 11, 2008, 06:03:30 pm
If you post in here, then YOU ARE A NERD/GEEK!!!

I WIN!!!  I think...
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 12, 2008, 10:02:08 am
If you have over five different types of video game consoles in your home and play them all, then you might be a nerd/geek.

If you can quote an entire Star Wars or Star Trek movie from memory, you might be a nerd/geek.

If you can solve a rubix cube in under a minute, you might be a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NightLotus on December 12, 2008, 10:15:59 am
If you correct people who are quoting Star Wars or Star Trek, you might be a nerd/geek
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 12, 2008, 10:25:01 am
If you can name the main characters in each of the Star Trek series, and give the names of the actors who played them, you might be a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on December 12, 2008, 12:59:58 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you have a copy of a script from Third Rock from the Sun, especially if you actually went to see John Lithgow perform in person.
(guilty x 2)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on December 12, 2008, 03:17:12 pm
You might be a geek (or an idiot) is you have ever jumped off a house with a chicken held above your head.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NightLotus on December 12, 2008, 05:16:02 pm
You might be a geek (or an idiot) is you have ever jumped off a house with a chicken held above your head.
I was 7! AND IT WAS A LARGE AND POWERFUL CHICKEN!! I THINK I DID FLY!! ;;;>_>
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Coconutty93 on December 12, 2008, 05:17:28 pm
Pfft! ~laughing all over the floor~ LAWL!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 12, 2008, 07:16:02 pm
- You might be a nerd/geek if you loan your friends your copy of Star Trek:TNG on DVD

You might also be a nerd/geek if you ask your friend to borrow his/her copy of Star Trek: TNG on DVD.

You might be a be a nerd/geek if a show/movie features an android that "dies" and it makes you cry.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 12, 2008, 09:30:19 pm
data dying was stupid

i hope the only reason they did that was cause the actor was getting old
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 12, 2008, 09:34:36 pm
@Sporty - That was one of the reasons, yes, but it was also because (from what I understand) they wanted a way to guarantee no more TNG movies.

@Mustash - That wasn't the moment I was specifically refering to.  I meant in the episode where Data builds a daughter, Lal.  I've seen that episode 4 or 5 times before, but for some reason, this time it made me cry when she "passed away."

If you dream of having a robot wife, you might be a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 12, 2008, 09:49:27 pm
not me

you might be a geek if you know the episode washougalotaku is talking about without having to look for it on google
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Teasel on December 12, 2008, 10:33:41 pm
You might be a geek (or an idiot) is you have ever jumped off a house with a chicken held above your head.
I was 7! AND IT WAS A LARGE AND POWERFUL CHICKEN!! I THINK I DID FLY!! ;;;>_>
I rest my case!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 12, 2008, 10:47:55 pm
If you frequently change your avatar, you might be a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: melchizedek on December 13, 2008, 06:04:53 am
If you spend your idle time pondering RTS stragities that might work well.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Prinz Eugen on December 13, 2008, 06:24:16 am
Quote
"You know you're a geek, when you get a coloscopy bag so you can play WOW longer."
I think that should be 'colostomy.'

You're a gun-geek if you watch 'Gunslinger Girls' and can tell that's *not* an HK G3 but a CETME knock-off because of the gas ports in the forestock are wrong...

You maybe a geek if you own and can use an abacus, slide rule, a Kurta mechanical calculator, or a planimeter.
And you can beat a hand calculator.

You can flawlessly quote any four contiguous lines of dialogue from any Monty Python skit or movie.

You can quote any line from The Blake 7.

You tell tech-jokes or puns which use physics or chemistry terms. And your friends get the jokes.

You try to find an alloy phase diagram that would make a good pattern for an evening dress.

You read a recipe and start thinking through the protein chemistry changes caused by temperature plus the lemon juice lowering the pH, and know the oxidation states of whichever elements will get that "golden brown" color mentioned when it's done.

When computer code appears in a movie, you recognize the language and you can spot the bugs. And Camel Case is 'old school.'

You can build a working crystal radio set with stuff around your house, including making a working semiconductor junction with, say, a piece of galena or other mineral you picked up outside.

You have your own weather instruments and can beat the Weather Channel on an accurate 4-day forecast for your local area.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 13, 2008, 08:43:02 am
If you know hoe to hack into the Pentagon, you might be a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Deviant Spider on December 13, 2008, 06:57:16 pm
If you know hoe to hack into the Pentagon, you might be a nerd/geek.

And in BIG trouble if you get caught! Yikes!!!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 13, 2008, 08:41:05 pm
 8)  Good thing I haven't yet.

JUST KIDDING!!!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Deviant Spider on December 13, 2008, 09:18:55 pm
Washougal: :)

Quote
You have your own weather instruments and can beat the Weather Channel on an accurate 4-day forecast for your local area.

So are we going to get massive snow of doom? Or do I get to leave my house to finish christmas shopping? Pregnant Klutzy woman + Snow and Ice = VERY BAD. :)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 13, 2008, 09:25:39 pm
congradulations on being pregnant
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NightLotus on December 13, 2008, 09:30:51 pm
spider has been pregnant for a while... >_>
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 13, 2008, 09:56:53 pm
i havent met her yet so i had no way of knowing until now

if you dress your kids up like chibi sailor moon and tuxedo mask you might be a nerd
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 13, 2008, 10:04:17 pm
i havent met her yet so i had no way of knowing until now

It's okay, Sporty.

Hey Spider, you're like, what, seven months pregnant now or something like that?  I have a hard time keep track of this stuff.

if you dress your kids up like chibi sailor moon and tuxedo mask you might be a nerd

...or chibi Link & Zelda.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 12:04:21 am
if you dress your kids up like chibi sailor moon and tuxedo mask you might be a nerd

...or chibi Link & Zelda.
[/quote]

lol
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 12:43:04 am
If you're making your own Final Fantasy style video game based on you and your friends, you might be a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on December 14, 2008, 01:24:19 am
If you're watching the new trailer for X-Men Origins and can name almost/every mutant as they come onscreen, you might be a geek.

Wolverine, Sabretooth, Emma Frost, Gambit, Blob... I'd have to re-watch it to tell you the others.

Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on December 14, 2008, 03:35:54 am
If you're totally mystified by some of what's in Prinz Eugene's post, but *really* wanna learn how to do some of it (particularly assembling the radio and using found rocks or whatnot), you might be a nerd/geek or at least a wanna-be! *guilty*

If you watch an ep of The Big Bang, and you actually follow all or almost all of what the nerd/geek lead characters say, and not only comprehend it, but debate it or add accurate commentary upon it on the commercial break, you might be a nerd/geek. *guilty*

If you watch The Big Bang because you enjoy refreshing your memory on topics such as quantum physics more than you bother with the whole romantic tension subplot, you might be a nerd/geek. *guilty*

If you actually find someone from whom you can learn esoteric information sexier than someone intellectually bland but physically looking like a model, you might be a nerd/geek. *guilty*

If you watch My Name is Earl because you love Jason Lee from Mall Rats and Chasing Amy, you might be a nerd/geek. *guilty*

If someone asks what your favorite scene from Batman is, and yours is from a comic from before you were born or from the original series, you might be an old-school nerd/geek.

If your friend is talking about the rock band, The Who, but you keep giggling because you're thinking of something you saw on Dr. Who, you might be a nerd/geek. If it's from the original series, you might be an old school nerd/geek.

If you were watching the ep of "Chuck vs. Tom Sawyer," involving **spoiler alert!**

the '80s arcade game, Missile Command,

and you were mentally playing along and correcting the moves in the game,
you might be an old school nerd/geek.

If you were watching "Chuck vs. Tom Sawyer," as above, and knew all the lyrics to the titular Rush song, and sang along with it, you might be an old school nerd/geek. *guilty* And if, while doing so, you proudly pointed out that Geddy Lee (singer of Rush) is Jewish, you might be a Jewish old school nerd/geek. *guilty*. Speaking of which, Happy Chanukah (12/21 eve) everyone. Oh and if you ever heard the story of Chanukah, and tried to envision how one might scientifically keep a menorah aflame for 8 days on only one cruze of oil, you might be a Jewish nerd/geek. *guilty*
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 08:42:47 am
Happy Chanukah (12/21 eve) everyone.

Well, more accurately, it starts at sunset on the 20th.

If you think dressing up like a Jeff Dunham puppet is cool, you might be a nerd/geek.

If you hope that the next American Idol is an otaku, and dresses up in copslay during his/her final performance, you might be a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 09:13:49 am
if you respond to this post...

^ catgirls!  bunnygirls remind me of those playboy bunny twits that hang around that wrinkly old hugh heffner just for his money

V playboy or play gameboy

..with the answer play gameboy you might be a nerd
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 10:17:48 am
^ HAHAHAHA!!!  I LOVE THAT!!!

If you think girls sporting the Playboy logo on their clothes are dorks and girls girls sporting Final Fantasy gear are hot, you might be a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Deviant Spider on December 14, 2008, 11:35:47 am
Quote
Hey Spider, you're like, what, seven months pregnant now or something like that?  I have a hard time keep track of this stuff.

Ill be six months on Christmas. Its our first and we are SUPER excited! And I dont think Ive said it in the forums yet but ITS A BOY!

*Back on Topic :)*

You might be a geek if your plotting cosplays for a 1 year old that wont make him uncomfortable.

You might be a geek if you get irratated in Suncoast for changing all the names of the Animes you grew up watching! No more english names!

You might be a geek if your plans for the winter ivolve camping in a self constructed igloo for the night. *Not mine, David's and friends*

You might be a geek if you just HAD to buy the Limited Batman Edition phone as soon as you saw it. *Guilty*
http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=3845
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 11:41:37 am
If your idea of a good joke is something like this...
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa375%2Fotaku_ben%2Fposter31117646.jpg&hash=2e66a1e6b678c2a8993e15ee3aa24ad68a069aab)
...you might be a nerd/geek.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Deviant Spider on December 14, 2008, 11:50:21 am
HA HA HA HA! That was awesome!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 11:51:32 am
Thank you.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Coconutty93 on December 14, 2008, 11:51:49 am
That dude should be "Happy as hell". xD
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 11:56:04 am
You might be a nerd/geek if you know what anime this image is from.

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg174.imageshack.us%2Fimg174%2F5122%2Flimitswz4.jpg&hash=a484cf5c0a576ea7eb57bcbbe20520569c5b7429)

i dont know what anime that is but i think it creeps me out
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Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 01:24:46 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you know what anime this image is from.

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg174.imageshack.us%2Fimg174%2F5122%2Flimitswz4.jpg&hash=a484cf5c0a576ea7eb57bcbbe20520569c5b7429)

i dont know what anime that is but i think it creeps me out

thanks for that washougalotaku

That dude should be "Happy as hell". xD

id be too nervous to be happy as hell
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Post by: Prinz Eugen on December 14, 2008, 02:02:16 pm
Quote from: RemSaverem
If you're totally mystified by some of what's in Prinz Eugene's post, but *really* wanna learn how to do some of it (particularly assembling the radio and using found rocks or whatnot), you might be a nerd/geek or at least a wanna-be! *guilty*
Gah! It's "Eugen" (OY-gen) not "Eugene" (you-GENE.)

Next Happy Hannukah to ALL, while we're thinking about it! And very cool on Geddy Lee and RUSH.

OK back to geek-a-zoid life: The guy that did the crystal radio from galena was one of my good friends from high school. He was prez of the ham radio club and new tons about circuits and tubes (he could identify what many of them did by their numbers - I just know about 3 or 4.) There are also books about how to make your own vacuum tubes using ashtrays and epoxy. Much geeking required...



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Post by: jaybug on December 14, 2008, 03:49:57 pm
...if you know why two nuclear scientists "gone fission" is funny.

...if you'd like to put a Santasaurus Rex on your roof or lawn.
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 11:14:23 pm
If you try to find any "reason" to cosplay in public, you might be a nerd/geek.

If you can convince non-nerds that what you're doing is logical and maybe even cool, you're an awesome nerd/geek.
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Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 15, 2008, 12:39:31 am
if you can compare cosplaying to dressing up for football games and annoy your uncle by doing so you might be a nerd
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 15, 2008, 08:49:39 am
^ Close; I did it with my dad once.
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Post by: Prinz Eugen on December 15, 2008, 03:44:17 pm
Quote from: Sporty_Otaku
dressing up for football games
Speaking of football and other sports, isn't there (generally) an inverse relationship between interest in sports on TV and interest in things that geeks and nerds tend to get into? The correlation may be weak, or maybe stronger. So:

You may be a geek if someone mentions 'the playoffs' or 'semifinals' and you have no clue what sport it is.

You could score a perfect zero on any quiz where you match the college or the city to its sports teams. Or the team name to what sport they play.

Truth is geekier than fiction: Back in the VCR days, we came up with the term 'crudball' for any sport that runs overtime and eats into the SF show you are trying to tape so as to watch later... If you press 'play' and see guys and a ball instead of spaceships and cool costumes, the sport you are watching is a crudball game.
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Post by: Teasel on December 17, 2008, 01:06:28 am
You might be a geek if you choose "Spoony Bard" for your title in the Spoon Castle thread.
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Post by: RemSaverem on December 17, 2008, 01:11:17 pm
You might be a *relatively broke* nerd/geek if you just hooked your VCR back up after a year or two dormant, because you can't afford to buy or rent new anime or pay for cable, so you're going to watch the VHS tapes you got on sale for $5 each from Emerald a couple years ago instead.
Yeah that would be me.
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Post by: RemSaverem on December 17, 2008, 04:10:28 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you instantly recognized specifically what types of dinosaurs were the toys Wash plays with in Firefly/Serenity.....
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Post by: jaybug on December 17, 2008, 04:20:26 pm
how about if you own dinosaurs just like them?

If you know the plural of y'all is all y'all.
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Post by: Hidamari on December 17, 2008, 09:07:54 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you know what Touhou is.
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 17, 2008, 11:13:04 pm

If you know the plural of y'all is all y'all.

That'd make you a redneck.

If you think of ideas for AMV's every time you listen to a song, you might be a nerd/geek.
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Post by: Teasel on December 17, 2008, 11:13:56 pm
^ Guilty
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 17, 2008, 11:25:01 pm
If you hear a football commentator on TV referring to a "crossplay" & think of ManFaye, ManRei, or Sailor Bubba, you might be a nerd/geek.

(Tidpit of info: in football, crossplay is an offensive play where the quarterback passes the ball to a runningback, about eight yards to his left or right; it's similar to a lateral pass.  Crossplay is also a spiking technique in volleyball).
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Post by: soundninja12 on December 18, 2008, 09:22:26 am
You might be a nerd/geek if you know where most people's screen names come from on these forums.

If you think of ideas for AMV's every time you listen to a song, you might be a nerd/geek.

guilty for both...

You might be a nerd/geek if you can connect anything anyone says to something in some anime.
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Post by: DemonSpawn on December 18, 2008, 11:46:19 am
You might be a geek/nerd if you spend 99% of your time in the spam forums.
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Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 18, 2008, 05:53:08 pm
you might be a nerd/geek if you wear anime shirts to sporting events

not sure how many of you are guilty of that one
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 12:53:07 am
If the term "old school" to you means an Atari, you might be a nerd/geek.
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Post by: StarryShay on December 21, 2008, 01:07:37 am
You might be a ner/geek if you post on certain anime convention forums. x3
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Post by: RemSaverem on December 21, 2008, 09:12:28 am
If the term "old school" to you means an Atari, you might be a nerd/geek.
Guilty.
Really old school, I suppose, would be Pong, TRS-80s, & Basic......

If you are so addicted to things such as this forum, con planning, and Facebook, that you periodically have to agree to hide your laptop to placate your fuming boyfriend, you might be a nerd/geek.
That was me yesterday morning. Sigh.

Oh yeah and btw if you're on Facebook, PM me so we can friend-add :)
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Post by: RemSaverem on December 21, 2008, 08:44:24 pm
If, while your Christian boyfriend is mentioning the Dead Sea Scrolls, your mind immediately leaps to "Ninja Scroll," you might be a nerd/geek. *just happened this morning*

If, when your boyfriend tells you to quit using the word 'cute' so much, you automatically switch to 'kawaii', you might be a nerd/geek. If, when your boyfriend is puzzled wondering why you'd refer to an island of Hawaii, and you have to explain 'kawaii' to him, you might be a nerd/geek who seriously needs to nerdify or geekify her partner to stay afloat. *just happened this hour*

If you love Hello Kitty so much that even your hanging air freshener is Hello Kitty, you might be a nerd/geek. *looking right at mine now*

If Anthony Michael Hall's character was the one with whom you most identified the first time you saw "The Breakfast Club," you might be a nerd/geek. *guilty* Especially if one of your favorite scenes in the whole movie is when he gives himself a light jab on the chin congratulating himself for how well he wrote the Club's closing salvo to the Principal. *guilty* Especially if you remember that piece virtually word for word. *guilty back in the day*.
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Post by: RemSaverem on December 24, 2008, 01:20:14 pm
Guilty. You might be a nerd/geek if you picture what you're friends would look like as action figures, and if a couple of the main reasons you're looking forward to next year are Joss Whedon's Dollhouse and Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman remake.
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Post by: RemSaverem on December 26, 2008, 01:21:32 pm
If you're already making plans w/your friends for the opening of the Harry Potter theme park in Florida, you might be a nerd/geek.
*guilty*
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Post by: YouDontKnowMe on December 26, 2008, 11:05:27 pm
You like the Caramelldansen.
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Post by: Wuntvor on December 27, 2008, 08:55:39 pm
You like the Caramelldansen.

Or Chikabooms SugardanSen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvXY7G0rDs).  Watch all in High Quality.
This is my third favorite.  My favorite is Attack of the Otaku (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIdBYi9ZoMc)
and second favorite is Ouran High School Never Ends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyVONYS2wRk).

Enjoy them all you nerd/geeks.   ;D
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Post by: Coconutty93 on December 27, 2008, 09:06:23 pm
Dude!!! That Ouran High School Neve Ends is the best thing EVER!!! xDDD Nice pick!
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Post by: Coconutty93 on December 27, 2008, 10:13:55 pm
Yeah! I favorited that and the Attack of the Otaku one!!! They're sweet!
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Post by: RemSaverem on December 27, 2008, 11:24:56 pm
*Makes mental note to return to thread to figure out what those are and how to watch them when monk-like boyfriend is not meditating*

You might be a nerd/geek if, when someone asks you to describe what it means to be dating someone who's basically a Buddhist monk, the examples that immediately come to mind are from Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service.

*Guilty*

You might be a nerd/geek if, when you see a teddy bear, you cry a little, thinking of the
* spoiler!*

Holocaust storyline in an issue of Pet Shop of Horrors manga (I think it was in #3?).
*Guilty*

You might be a nerd/geek if, when someone comments about how something is unexpectedly rapidly dissolving (Emergen-C vitamin packet in hot water), you immediately relive the 14th episode of Firefly, Objects in Space (I think it's called?), in which
* spoiler! *
River states that she's dissolved into the ship, Serenity (from a voice offscreen), which 'nobody knew' that she could do.
*This just happened Friday.*

You might be a nerd/geek if, when someone mentions the 'reverb' on a car stereo, you shudder, remembering the 'reavers' from the Serenity movie.

*guilty*



 
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Post by: RemSaverem on December 28, 2008, 12:29:39 am
If, when your boyfriend tries to talk to you about Joan of Arc, you instead talk to him about Joan of Arcadia, you might be a nerd/geek.
*This just happened tonight!*

If one of the reasons you watched that show was having watched Amber Tamblyn as Dawn's friend on Buffy, you might be a nerd/geek.
*guilty*
If you'd already loved Amber as Emily Quartermaine on General Hospital, you might *really* be an old-school soap opera nerd/geek!
*guilty*
If you already knew that Amber's dad, Russ Tamblyn, was one of the Jets in West Side Story, you might *really* be an old-school theater nerd/geek!
*guilty*
If the other reason you watched Joan of Arcadia was loving Mary Steenburgen in Time After Time, you might *really* be an old-school sci-fi/fantasy nerd/geek!
*guilty bigtime*

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Post by: Syd-chan on January 02, 2009, 04:17:53 am
....You start comparing the scents in Bath & Body Works to fictional characters.
SRSLY. DANCING WATERS. DEMYX. ....I wanna know who named that.

....You ARE a nerd/geek if you buy them simply because they remind you of that.
BONUS: If they smell good.
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Post by: Teasel on January 09, 2009, 11:56:15 pm
You might be a nerd or a geek due to genetics.

I believe this is true in my case. (I was a geek before I even left the womb.)
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Post by: Teasel on January 21, 2009, 12:19:14 am
You may be a geek if you can speak fluent 1337
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Post by: uoarh on January 21, 2009, 01:18:42 am
You might be a nerd/geek if you majored in Medieval Studies, and even moreso if you relate everything to the Anglo-Saxons. Or if you own a klingon dictionary/grammar guide.
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Post by: jaybug on January 21, 2009, 03:42:05 pm
You know that in Old English we used to axe questions, not ask them. And that the grammar is closer to Ebonics than to modern English.
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Post by: uoarh on January 21, 2009, 04:22:15 pm
I sure ain't not didn't weren't not going to never know that. I wish that modern English still held that the more negatives in a sentence, the more negative the meaning of the sentence.
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Post by: jaybug on January 21, 2009, 04:53:21 pm
Yeah, but we'd have to bring all the metaphors with it. I mean like, Beowulf was not the hero's real name. Or God is not His name, but His job description. Do we use whaelroad to mean the ocean anymore?

But it would make English poetry more interesting, don't you think?
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Post by: Teasel on January 21, 2009, 10:08:12 pm
You might be a geek if you wear a shirt that says "I live to LARP".
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Post by: Teasel on January 23, 2009, 11:02:07 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you have Batman cuff links.
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Post by: jaybug on January 28, 2009, 07:53:18 pm
That's just freaky.
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Post by: MiriaRose on January 28, 2009, 08:08:25 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you want to make a webcomic of Les Miserables. /guilty
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Post by: Teasel on January 30, 2009, 12:07:03 am
You might be a geek if you listen to music from video games.
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Post by: uoarh on January 30, 2009, 12:48:58 am
-You might be a nerd/geek if you know that Spock has superior strength because the gravitational pull on Vulcan is three times greater than that on earth (it says that in one episode anyway).

-If you understand why 28 Days Later is not a real zombie movie.

-If you make t-shirts using images from the original Dawn of the Dead, adding clever captions.

-If you own a Klingon dictionary.

-If you suck at life, but you're god in Morrowind : )
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Post by: NightLotus on January 30, 2009, 09:02:30 am
WE WATCHED THAT EPISODE IN HUMANITIES LAST YEAR!!
i think our teachers were hung-over and we WERE reading Gilgamesh... ^^

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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on February 01, 2009, 02:59:56 pm
About ten years ago, my church had a guest speaker who was talking about how important communicating is.  He used that very same episode as an example.

If you debate on how to prove 1+1=2, you might be a nerd/geek.
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Post by: Teasel on February 09, 2009, 12:19:33 am
If you've ever walked into a comic book store, and proceeded to go "OMG! I got to get that!", you might be a nerd or a geek.

I've done this before, but what I saw was the Zombie Survival Guide.
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Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on February 09, 2009, 01:51:37 pm
you carry your character sheet in your wallet (which I am going to do at K-con 8) )

If after every random moment you talk the language of d20

*Rolls for initiative to post next in line...12*
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Post by: Man of the Public on February 09, 2009, 03:13:18 pm
Man I make my sandwiches by skill checks.
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Post by: Kagome219 on May 11, 2009, 11:47:41 am
You know you are a nerd/speechie if you spend more time studying for debates instead of sleeping, doing homework, or even eating. xD
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Post by: The_Geek on May 27, 2009, 11:44:11 pm
You may be a geek if you stumble into class 5 minutes late, mumbling about pigeons in Rome, after staying up till 6:00 AM reading fanfiction.
You may be a geek if you just blew your entire paycheck on one cosplay wig.
You may be a geek if you start sewing Dharma Initiative patches to every jacket you own.
You may be a geek if you cannot understand anything unless written on an online game site.
You may be a geek if you originally disregarded this forum but came back to check it out.
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Post by: soundninja12 on June 18, 2009, 10:32:04 pm
you know you're a nerd/geek when you're in the library, and ask the lady at the front of the teens section whether they've gotten anymore manga in (because you've read it all)
You know you're a nerd/geek if you stop going to your library's anime events because you've seen all of the anime movies they show, and all of the people around you talk about things that happened about 100 episodes ago in your book.
You know you're a nerd/geek if you're parents get mad at you for spending all of your time on forums, youtube, cosplay.com, and sewing your cosplays.
You know you're a nerd/geek if you wont sing a song in english in front of a crowd, but when they're an anime karaoke contest, you're in
You know you're a nerd/geek if you go to a comic book shop and teach the owner about some of the old dusty comics they have.
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Post by: RemSaverem on June 19, 2009, 04:46:26 pm
You may be a geek if you start sewing Dharma Initiative patches to every jacket you own.

I don't have my DI patches yet.....but I do frequently dream in the Lost 'verse....so....you might be a geek if you frequently wake up, after a dream in which you were living in the universe of your chosen fandom, with an epiphany about which you just *have* to immediately (a) write fanfic; (b) call/text/skype/gchat a fellow addict within your fandom; and/or (c) post on forums or fan pages about your given fandom.

And you might be a geek if you are seriously considering getting a 2nd job, specifically to be able to (a) afford a hotel room at con; (b) attend the Browncoat Ball (yeah!)
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Post by: tofutakeout on June 19, 2009, 07:04:25 pm
You talk about yugioh for 30 minutes straight. >_>
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Post by: DemonSpawn on June 21, 2009, 10:10:42 pm
If the only reason you want to get a job is so you have money for cosplay.
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Post by: Teasel on June 21, 2009, 11:27:51 pm
-If you understand why 28 Days Later is not a real zombie movie.
I love you right now.
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Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on June 22, 2009, 12:03:52 am
If you experiment with characters in your comic book story, in a table RPG and use the battle system and dice to determine what happens in the fight scenes. (found it takes longer than I thought)
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Post by: DancingTofu on June 22, 2009, 03:02:58 am
You generate tables detailing the marginal utility, likely marginal benefit, and marginal costs of doing various basic daily activities and act based on those tables.
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Post by: DemonSpawn on July 23, 2009, 12:32:21 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you hum Zelda music when you open drawers.
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Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on July 25, 2009, 10:10:39 pm
If your ears perk up at the sound of a retro video game sound.

I was in a gas station mini mart and the price scanner didn't beep it chinged! The sound made when Sonic the hedgehog collects a ring.
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Post by: lychee-twist on July 26, 2009, 08:45:01 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you can distinguish a voice actor from the voice over on a commercial.

Example: Maurice LaMarche (Brain from Pinky and the Brain and various actors from Futurama) is Toucan Sam from the Fruit Loops commercials and an old car commercial voice over.
The Professor from the Powerpuff girls is another common one.

Spike Spegiels actor was also Wolverine in Hulk Vs. Wolverine movie, but that's not a commercial. It was just flat-out weird.
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on July 28, 2009, 06:32:06 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you took up karate because your favorite anime character knows karate.
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Post by: jaybug on July 28, 2009, 07:46:22 pm
You might be...if you used some karate moves you saw on TV, and it worked! lol That or just darn lucky.
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Post by: Man of the Public on July 28, 2009, 09:09:33 pm
You are a geek if your ringtone is the Green Ranger's Dragon Flute.
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Post by: soundninja12 on July 28, 2009, 09:11:25 pm
You might be a nerd or geek if 90% of your inside jokes are about anime.
^ I ish guilty

You might be a nerd/geek if you took up karate because your favorite anime character knows karate.

I've begun taking Akido, does that count?
(I'm guessing it does)

IDEA!
I'm going to go through and count all of them. Then I'm going to type them up on another thread (with a link to this one) and have people tally points. You know, like how many of these things you can do?
I think that would be cool.
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Post by: RemSaverem on July 30, 2009, 04:58:34 pm
I like that idea
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Post by: Dubaby on July 31, 2009, 04:33:00 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you can distinguish a voice actor from the voice over on a commercial.

Example: Maurice LaMarche (Brain from Pinky and the Brain and various actors from Futurama) is Toucan Sam from the Fruit Loops commercials and an old car commercial voice over.
The Professor from the Powerpuff girls is another common one.

Spike Spegiels actor was also Wolverine in Hulk Vs. Wolverine movie, but that's not a commercial. It was just flat-out weird.

Umm I did that when I realized the "Wendy" from the Wendy's commercials is the same voice actress as Larxene from Kingdom Hearts..... haha

You might be a nerd/geek if you find yourself pondering over who the random people in your class would be if they cosplayed (GUILTY!)
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Post by: RemSaverem on August 03, 2009, 11:33:24 pm


You might be a nerd/geek if you find yourself pondering over who the random people in your class would be if they cosplayed (GUILTY!)
I do that at work.
I also look at folks random places like the bus station and mall and picture myself as the sorting hat what I'd think of them at first impression, what house I'd put them in (HP)
and/or whether they'd be on the side of destiny or reason, a science of faith (Lost).
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: leonmasteries on August 04, 2009, 05:46:36 am
if you try using your powers from a larp, tabletop, or video game in real life, than wonder why it's not working.

if you have spent years downloading stuff online that's information for a series you like, but then find out after a year, that you have downloaded so much, it takes up two full cardboard boxes just for that. (I have Full Metal Alchemist, and Star Wars taking up over half my closet in information alone)
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: soundninja12 on August 04, 2009, 02:38:52 pm
Somehow, I have managed to generate a life, and don't have the time to do that anymore. Although, once my new found life goes away again, I'll make sure to do it.

You might be a nerd/geek if you find yourself pondering over who the random people in your class would be if they cosplayed (GUILTY!)
GUILTY!

Hell, when I'm sitting in a boring room, or watching tv I do that.

You know you're a nerd/geek (or just a freak) if when you're thinking in public places, and you wonder if someone around you can read your mind. With this thought, you begin talking to them.

(Yeah... I could just be mental)
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Post by: superjaz on August 04, 2009, 06:44:16 pm
i remember a thread like this but it was called "you might be an Otaku if"             watching amv s Is a romantic dating activity
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Post by: StarryShay on August 04, 2009, 07:22:03 pm
You might be a nerd if you try to like the same things as your favorite character. Example - Len Kagamine likes Banana's, and I don't really like them, but I eat them anyway so that I can learn to like them by the time I cospaly him. xD
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Kagome219 on August 04, 2009, 09:23:31 pm
You might be a nerd if you wish you had the body of your favorite (petite) anime character instead of America's Next Top Model. (Usually applies to girls, but not all the time. xD;; )
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: jaybug on August 05, 2009, 08:21:22 pm
you laugh like a maniac reading a book of facts.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: soundninja12 on August 06, 2009, 01:42:39 pm
You might be a nerd if you wish you had the body of your favorite (petite) anime character instead of America's Next Top Model. (Usually applies to girls, but not all the time. xD;; )

Lol, guilty. Screw those jerks, I wanna look like Rikku!
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: sabata on August 06, 2009, 02:20:13 pm
you might be a geek, when you talk to someone you use all of your internet chat talks. like lol, stfu, wtf, etc etc.
OR
you might be a geek if all you do is talk about this l337 L007 you got from a raid, and your friends have no clue what your talking about.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Marluxia on August 06, 2009, 02:43:21 pm
You might be a geek if you try to talk like an anime character. (Got it memorized?, Believe it!, Nyun, Veh, Nya and so on..)
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Post by: sabata on August 06, 2009, 04:52:51 pm
lol. i say got it memorized a lot, and no one ever gets the reference. thank god I found this forum. lol
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: soundninja12 on September 17, 2009, 03:34:33 pm
THIS THREAD MUST NOT DIE!
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Post by: Animeman73 on September 17, 2009, 05:24:40 pm
If you decide to name your favorite pet after a favorite anime character or famous scientist...you might be a geek.
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Post by: soundninja12 on September 17, 2009, 05:29:52 pm
lol. My old school had a snake named Darwin.
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Post by: ChibiNinja13 on September 19, 2009, 09:36:55 pm
If you start cracking anime jokes about one anime wale watching another
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Post by: Prinny on September 19, 2009, 10:34:59 pm
You might be a geek if you try to talk like an anime character. (Got it memorized?, Believe it!, Nyun, Veh, Nya and so on..)

Guess thats me dood. *shrugs*
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on September 22, 2009, 05:36:19 pm
If you can make this...

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi146.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr254%2FWashougal_Otaku%2FBanner-1.jpg&hash=c6d40be0b8ea6fc60d0a26c1071704417f4fb17c)

...in five hours, you might be a nerd/geek.
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Post by: MiriaRose on September 22, 2009, 05:57:09 pm
If you think a metaphysics club at school would be fun. |D
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Post by: RemSaverem on September 23, 2009, 01:14:30 pm
If you think a metaphysics club at school would be fun. |D
Like the SOS Brigade? Count me in! I'd let Aaron dress everyone if he'd wear the bunny suit again himself :)
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Post by: jaybug on September 24, 2009, 06:32:48 pm
if you know who, and why of Mr. Mustach.
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Post by: MiriaRose on September 24, 2009, 07:17:20 pm
If you think a metaphysics club at school would be fun. |D
Like the SOS Brigade? Count me in! I'd let Aaron dress everyone if he'd wear the bunny suit again himself :)
xD Not quite. More sciency stuff and less randomness and Haruhi-serving. xD
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Post by: Animeman73 on September 24, 2009, 08:54:42 pm
If you're the president of a fan club dedicated to one of those science type shows...you might be a geek.
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Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 03:03:53 am
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I believe that Eddie Izzard is the funniest man alive, an I don’t care whether you’ve ever heard of him or not

Best comedian ever!

If someone points and shouts "Looks it's Alucard!" and you react by looking around, you might be a geek.

If you enjoy this (http://youfail.org/) site, you might be a geek.
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Post by: soundninja12 on October 06, 2009, 02:06:35 pm
If you enjoy this (http://youfail.org/) site, you might be a geek.
XD I posted it on everything! It's my status on YIM now...
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Post by: Sakis01 on October 06, 2009, 05:33:30 pm
Lol awesome! I got someone to like it! xD
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Post by: soundninja12 on October 19, 2009, 06:45:35 pm
Me = NERD!
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Post by: RemSaverem on October 19, 2009, 11:52:59 pm
Me = NERD!
You attend a Harry Potterluck party (yes, that's what it was called), at a bar, in full cosplay, go home with the hosts afterwards, & read them your fanfic, at their request.
Yes this was the highlight of my birthday weekend
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Post by: The_Geek on October 20, 2009, 07:49:20 am
you might be a nerd/geek if you know which tropes you embody.
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Post by: soundninja12 on October 20, 2009, 03:23:33 pm
Me = NERD!
You attend a Harry Potterluck party (yes, that's what it was called), at a bar, in full cosplay, go home with the hosts afterwards, & read them your fanfic, at their request.
Yes this was the highlight of my birthday weekend
I <3 you Rem...
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: Wuntvor on October 20, 2009, 11:01:05 pm
You attend a Harry Potterluck party (yes, that's what it was called), at a bar, in full cosplay, go home with the hosts afterwards, & read them your fanfic, at their request.
Yes this was the highlight of my birthday weekend

Checks to see if he is in the horribles puns thread.  Nope. Hmmm....

Glad to hear you had a nice Birthday.  Did you get my message on your answering machine?  (debates if he should have sung Happy Birthday)  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: RemSaverem on October 21, 2009, 12:34:41 pm
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Quote from: RemSaverem on October 19, 2009, 11:52:59 PM
Quote from: soundninja12 on October 19, 2009, 06:45:35 PM
Me = NERD!
You attend a Harry Potterluck party (yes, that's what it was called), at a bar, in full cosplay, go home with the hosts afterwards, & read them your fanfic, at their request.
Yes this was the highlight of my birthday weekend

I <3 you Rem...
 
Thanks, Soundy!! Love love!! Actually I was with friends from Bend at the time!!
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Glad to hear you had a nice Birthday.  Did you get my message on your answering machine?  (debates if he should have sung Happy Birthday)  
:o Wow!!! No I had no idea you called! It's never too late to sing!! Did you have my correct #? (541) 513-9315
You might be a nerd/geek if you are considering driving 6 hrs round trip to see your friend spatter blood on the audience in the live action Evil Dead, the Musical (in Bend). And if you're a Gleek who's thrilled Joss will direct an ep (& don't need a last name for Joss).
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Post by: Wuntvor on October 21, 2009, 03:33:58 pm
:o Wow!!! No I had no idea you called! It's never too late to sing!! Did you have my correct #? (541) 513-9315

I called (541) 543-9524.  I got an answering machine and a message that sounded like you.  I'll update my address book.  Is either number a cell?  I also asked you if you were going to see the Eureka 7 movie.  Sounds like you were having more fun at your Harry Potterluck.   ;D
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Post by: RemSaverem on October 22, 2009, 01:59:59 pm
:o Wow!!! No I had no idea you called! It's never too late to sing!! Did you have my correct #? (541) 513-9315

I called (541) 543-9524.  I got an answering machine and a message that sounded like you.  I'll update my address book.  Is either number a cell?  I also asked you if you were going to see the Eureka 7 movie.  Sounds like you were having more fun at your Harry Potterluck.   ;D
Thanks, the # you called was mine for years but stopped working, guess someone else has it now. The one posted yesterday's a cell, gets texts.
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Post by: soundninja12 on November 08, 2009, 05:37:50 pm
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Quote from: RemSaverem on October 19, 2009, 11:52:59 PM
Quote from: soundninja12 on October 19, 2009, 06:45:35 PM
Me = NERD!
You attend a Harry Potterluck party (yes, that's what it was called), at a bar, in full cosplay, go home with the hosts afterwards, & read them your fanfic, at their request.
Yes this was the highlight of my birthday weekend

I <3 you Rem...
 
Thanks, Soundy!! Love love!! Actually I was with friends from Bend at the time!!

That convenient.. it's funny that you know where I live though... O.O
(I am only minorly creeped out by this though, because I have most likely mentioned it to you once or twice...)
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Post by: Wuntvor on November 10, 2009, 07:08:27 am
Thanks, Soundy!! Love love!! Actually I was with friends from Bend at the time!!

That convenient.. it's funny that you know where I live though... O.O
(I am only minorly creeped out by this though, because I have most likely mentioned it to you once or twice...)

It is also in your profile.   ;D
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Post by: Animeman73 on November 10, 2009, 09:29:51 am
If you've written a book on the texting tongue and translating it into "Layman's Terms"...you might be a geek.
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Post by: RemSaverem on November 10, 2009, 09:58:44 pm
Thanks, Soundy!! Love love!! Actually I was with friends from Bend at the time!!

That convenient.. it's funny that you know where I live though... O.O
(I am only minorly creeped out by this though, because I have most likely mentioned it to you once or twice...)
It is also in your profile.   ;D
Sorry, & I knew it from both...but this leads into my next item. If you actually have looked at the profile pages of some of your forum friends, because you only know them from online & you have no one to go to the new Miyazake film with & wonder who lives in your home town, you might be a geek. (I never did make it to Ponyo. It seemed to open & close so fast!)
If you have exchanged online greeting cards beladen with characters from your favorite anime, with people you only know from online otaku forums, you might be a geek.
If your list of items out from the library is longer than your list of items to buy at the grocery store, you might be a geek.
If half your itunes are from soundtracks to films you saw because you loved the books and/or manga they were based on, you might be a geek.
If you have a box on your shelf waiting for the right companion to help you build a miniature model of Leonardo da Vinci's flying machine, you might be a geek.
If you spent a couple hours today going from hobby store to hobby store to find the exact figurine you wanted, you might be a geek.
If you had a great day --EXCEPT that your roommate tied you up with a project & did not let you watch V, so as soon as he leaves for work, you're going to try to find an episode recap, you might be a geek.
If you're trying to figure out how to save up $60 so you can get Arkham Horror, you might be a geek.
If you already knew that Arkham Horror was a Lovecraft RPG, you might be a geek (& should meet me) :)
Yes these all apply to me, & sooooo many more.


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Post by: NARUNIK on November 10, 2009, 10:41:13 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if YOU HAVE THE STAR TRECK BOX SET ALL SEASONS..And speak klingon.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NARUNIK on November 10, 2009, 10:51:09 pm
What about this..


Мне ест писка!
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Post by: NightLotus on November 10, 2009, 10:52:46 pm
your Russian is rusty.
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Post by: NARUNIK on November 10, 2009, 10:53:27 pm
Is anyone Russian here?
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Post by: NARUNIK on November 10, 2009, 10:55:19 pm
Yeah..

But my real language is used alot in FICTION storys..EVEN ANIME...

Does anyone have a secret language here?
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Post by: NightLotus on November 10, 2009, 10:56:26 pm
we are moving out of the realm of geeky into stupid. I suggest we take a step back and stay on topic.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: NARUNIK on November 10, 2009, 10:57:22 pm
YOU MIGHT BE A NERD/GEEK if you saw all LOST twice.
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: MiriaRose on November 10, 2009, 10:59:48 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you know Elvish.

Or if you got married and you exchanged your vows in Elvish/Klingon.
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Post by: MiriaRose on November 10, 2009, 11:03:07 pm
Or if you got married and you exchanged your vows in Elvish/Klingon.

:D :D :D

*WRITING DOWN AWESOME IDEAS*
-actually just asked Lotus if you two would do that if you ever got married-
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Post by: NightLotus on November 10, 2009, 11:06:44 pm
good idea! :D
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Post by: Kagome219 on November 12, 2009, 10:09:29 pm
You might be a nerd/geek if you sit in your newly altered speech and debate suit while looking up articles for the extemp tub and reading the Economist for fun. >>;;
Title: Re: You might be a nerd/geek if...
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on November 12, 2009, 10:23:11 pm
If you wear the same cosplay to every Halloween, convention and LARP game that pops up one after another.