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Convention Community => Off-Topic => Topic started by: laurifer on March 23, 2008, 05:00:10 pm
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This is the thread for the new guard, where progression is our philosophy and cake reigns supreme!
The cheesecake is not a lie.
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New Guard members (tell me if I missed any):
Dethklok
GLaDOS
Sweeney Todd
Kira
Kratos
The Von Karmas
Davy Jones
Calypso
The FF Summons
The Disney Villains
Black Metal Lords
Grim Reaper
The Terrible Wizards of Old
Six
The Keeper
Mario Batalli
Anthony Bourdain
Gordon Ramsay
Bowser
Lord Darcia
Seymour
Kuja
Nyarlathotep
Vladimir Putin
Stalin
Kim Jong-il (or whatever his name is)
Ganondorf
Master Hand
Tabuu
Meta Knight
Shadow
Dr. Robotnik [Eggman]
King Dedede
Bloody Mary (the queen)
Elizabeth Falkner
Martha Stewart
Odin
Thor
Freya
Fenrir
Awakened Beings (from Claymore).
Sauron (and the One Ring)
Megatron
Starscream
Jagang and the sisters
H.P. Lovecraft
Edgar Allen Poe
Robert Bloch
Bram Stoker
Clive Barker
Guillermo del Toro
Stuart Gordon
Rasputin
Kronos
Kakihara
Voldemort
All the villains from the song of ice and fire series
All shinigami
Leatherface
Captain Spaulding
Dark Seekers (I am Legend)
The Cloverfield monster
Apostles of the Stars
Akatsuki
The tsviets
Tiger's Eye
Hawk's Eye
Fisheye
CereCere
PallaPalla
JunJun
VesVes
The boondock saints and their father il duce
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add jagang and the sisters. we deserve them and mustash doesn't ^.^
we need to recruit some members >.>
lets have a cheesecake party to welcome all new recruits!!
i volunteer to make cheesecakes!
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And H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Bloch, Bram Stoker, Guillermo del Toro, Clive Barker, and Stuart Gordon! We get the masters of the evil edlritch forces!
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ooo... i think we should get rasputin and kronos... yeah... they're awesome
and kakihara if i didn't say that yet
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what about Voldemort, he probably likes cake better than cookies
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^i'm not too into harry potter, but yes, he would be awesome!
i think we get all the villains from the song of ice and fire series by george rr martin. including dragons. and wolves. and giant crazy things from the north.
i believe we get all the shinigami too ^.^ we'll make them an apple cheesecake, they won't be able to resist!
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Just curious, what are we planning to do with all these amassed forces of new evil brilliance?
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*ponders* i have no idea... force the world to love cheesecake and reject mustash's ideals?
what do you think we should do?
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Ummm, that is Laurifer's area of expertise! I pass the buck!
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Hmm...well we wouldn't force people to love cheesecake...we will have to let society appreciate cake even more! And rejecting mustash's ideals are always a plus. And, our government...hmm. Well, I've got some sort of neo-democracy created, so yeah. I'll think about that.
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I really don't understand the point of these "Evil Genius" threads. What's the deal?
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There really is no point, which is why it's in the spam section; it's all fun and games!
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SNIPE.........................................(you just got sniped from the Old Guard)(head wound)
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AAAH! Master Hand is down! Get some band-aids on that!
*panicpanicpanic*
Okay, cool, he's fine.
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I'm good, don't you go worrying about me now eve *patpat*
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Does Frank Sinatra fir here or there? And where do you put Charles Manson? Or Marilyn Manson?
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The Old Guard has charles manson.
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We get Leatherface and Captain Spaulding.
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We get Leatherface and Captain Spaulding.
Done and done! I also added the Dark Seekers and the Cloverfield monster :D
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How 'bout the Apostles of the Stars, from Black Cat? They're trying to create a new world order. Also, the Akatsuki from Naruto, they have same Goal.
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we get the tsviets too ^.^ seeing as eve-boyfriend and i are cosplaying azul and rosso respectively >.O
so, lets plan out this dessert party of ours... we should set a date so i know when to start baking delicious goodies ^.^
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Hmm....What about the Amazon Trio consisting of Tiger's Eye, Hawk's Eye, and Fisheye? From Sailor Moon Super S? And also the Amazoness Quartet? With CereCere, PallaPalla, JunJun, and VesVes? XD They SO seem like Cheesecake people!
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we get the tsviets too ^.^ seeing as eve-boyfriend and i are cosplaying azul and rosso respectively >.O
so, lets plan out this dessert party of ours... we should set a date so i know when to start baking delicious goodies ^.^
yay for delicious goodies! and akatsuki! and new world orders! yaaaaaaaaaaay! * offers waffles*
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we get the tsviets too ^.^ seeing as eve-boyfriend and i are cosplaying azul and rosso respectively >.O
so, lets plan out this dessert party of ours... we should set a date so i know when to start baking delicious goodies ^.^
Probably sometime in May; April is a hella busy month for me D:
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May will be a good month for meet-ups, ideally. We've already got Kumoricon Lite, Prince Caspian, Kahlan-gf's birthday, Iron Man, and who knows whatever else! ^_^
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May will be a good month for meet-ups, ideally. We've already got Kumoricon Lite, Prince Caspian, Kahlan-gf's birthday, Iron Man, and who knows whatever else! ^_^
Lots of birthdays are in May as well....>.> INCLUDING MINE! XD The 24th...>.>
Anyone else's b-day in May?
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^well, mine, as eve-boyfriend pointed out, is may 1... lol. i'll be 21! woo? hahaha
we're gonna try to go see iron man at midnight if there is a midnight showing for it, any and all of you are welcome to join us ^.^
then the late b-day get-together for my b-day is prince caspian cause i friggin love narnia! we're gonna try to meet up for food/dinner at sharis or some such place, then go see the midnight showing. everyone must try to come... cause narnia is that awesome >.O
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Drinky drinky till you pukey :D
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^bleeeeeeeeeeech.... none of that druken puking >.< lol
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heh, I've been 21 for almost three months now and I still haven't "cracked my spine", if you will, by having a drink yet. I'm waiting for Kahlan-gf, we're gonna go to Kells at some point. Have some guiness or something, and then absinthe shall inevitably follow, heh
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I see...what a dedicated man you are! I am glad you two are on my side >:3
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If they havent been taken yet we should get the boondock saints and their father il duce
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No problem I'll add them
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ima go make sweet treaty things for my tattoo artist cause i'm getting a tat today ^.^
i still wanna have a new guard dessert party >.O
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That looks soooo good *_____*
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^teehehe that was christmas of '06. eve-boyfriend and i made gingerbread houses and decided to do them as icicle inn from ffvii, so i made all the characters into snowmen out of marzipan o.O
i wanna make other ff buildings sometime when i have the time, that'd be sweet ^.^
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*o* Great. Now I'm hungry. I NEED CHOCOLATE. ......Though I DO have that big box of chocolate Pocky that I've been saving....o.0 Wow. I hope it didn't expire.
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pocky... where's pocky... i want it!
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We need to make a Pocky cake...white cake, strawberry buttercream frosting, a layer of Pocky between each cake layer, fresh strawberries on top...*drools* I hereby proclaim myself as a genius.
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^*bows* you are a genius! let's do it for the dessert party, whenever that will be... lol
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heh, I've been 21 for almost three months now and I still haven't "cracked my spine", if you will, by having a drink yet. I'm waiting for Kahlan-gf, we're gonna go to Kells at some point. Have some guiness or something, and then absinthe shall inevitably follow, heh
um absinthe makes you see green fairies...
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Yayyy I hope it tastes good o___O
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[/drools] Holy crapmuffins. I want a Pocky cake...TIME TO SEARCH ON THE INTERNETZ FOR ONE!
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Who needs a recipe when you have two genius bakers on hand? :P
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^exactly! we shall make our own recipe... it will be so amazing, we can start selling pocky cakes and then eventually start a business! woot! lol
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Actually, totemo and I were thinking about doing some kind of business or something like that...but not all sweets cos we don't wanna tread on NekoPan's territory *cough*yet*cough* but it would be awesome if maybe you could join forces with us sometime for next year's kcon? It's all still tentative, of course~ ::)
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i would definitely love to do that ^.^ though sweets are my specialty... so, if that's ok, then i'd like to do that >.O
i've been thinking for a long while i'd like to do cosplay cookies/cupcakes... like cookies shaped and decorated as popular characters and cupcakes decorated with popular characters etc. and cakes would be good too ^.^
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OMG that's a great idea~ I don't know if you were on the forums when we were talking about it, but since Mustash is having a panel about the internet, and a few people and I came up with the idea of making cupcakes that reflected internet memes and eve was like "heyy my gf is really good at baking so she can totally help you guys with that" and we were like FO SHO haha
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sweet, hehe *puts on apron* let's get baking! ^.^
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....>.>.....I don't see the Old Guard coming up with brilliant ideas.....But *hush* *hush* ....They might steal our wonderfully fantasical ideas...
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I think we should add the Operative (from Serenity) to our list.
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syd-chan, just incase you don't see it, i posted your chibi drawing on the chibi drawing thread, lol
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Sheesh.
BTW, the Old Guard list was started for a completely different reason.
Also, we don't scheme in public.
I'm going to have to re-do the list I believe.
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Attention Cakesniffers, The Old Guard would like clarification.
As the supposed "New Order of Evil Geniuses" you represent those that breakdown the establishment for their own vision of how things should be, villains who have an end goal they feel justifies their schemes and madness. Whether they are led by a spiritual, mystical, or purely scientific focus they believe that their vision is the one Truth that the the world should be held to.
Is this correct?
By the way, cakes are lame because they need icing. Cookies are perfect the way they are.
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Cakes can be topped with may things, wip cream, ice cream, strawberries....
cookies.... not so much.
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Cakes can be topped with may things, wip cream, ice cream, strawberries....
cookies.... not so much.
agreed. cakes win ^.^
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Leave it to cakesniffers to totally ignore a legitimate question.
Tut tut.
Here I am trying to be reasonable about claims to allies and you are lost in your own rhetoric. Typical lack of focus for such scatterbrained revolutionaries.
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Yes Tom, that is somewhat correct :) And also, not all cake needs icing or frosting. Only uneducated people would say that lol :P
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^i was thinking the exact same thing... we must have been separated at birth... lol jk
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Oh em gee another long lost sister?! Wow!
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Hmm okay for some reason I can't modify my post so I can't add any new people to the New Guard D:
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...Wait, who had a long-lost sister? More importantly, how many long-lost sisters do you have? o.0
OOOOOO!!!!! Once the EDIT starts working [/kicks EDIT machine].....PIERS MORGAN! Cheesecake is more bittersweet....He'll come from behind....Then CHOMP. I mean, did you see him on Celebrity: Apprentice?! DX We'll have to put him in the cage...Maybe a shock collar!!
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*drops in Cookie bomb!*
<_<..........................
*ahem*
As I was saying before, I wanted to clarify exactly what grounds you had for claiming members in the New Order. Since at least one of you could step down from your cakebox long enough to answer me I have an arrangement I would like to make.
We will cede to you the right to claim Alexander the Great, Hannibal of Carthage, and Karl Marx.
You should relinquish all claims to Joseph Stalin, Megatron, Kronos (the Pre-Olympian titan), and HP Lovecraft. I am willing to let the blanket claims like "All disney villains" and "All Marvel villains" uncontested for the moment due to our mutual benefit but I reserve the right to open those categories up for examination later.
Do you concede their membership and admit that those listed are indeed a member of the OLD GUARD and not the new order?
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Cookie monster is deff old guard,
Gargamel is always cooking smurfs so he's new guard I bet :D
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to tom: when i said kronos, i meant from hellboy... lol. yes, you may have the titan chronos since he is old guard-y. as for other things, i can't say cause i'm not really the leader... laurifer will have to decide o.O
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can i have a cookie bomb?
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to tom: when i said kronos, i meant from hellboy... lol. yes, you may have the titan chronos since he is old guard-y. as for other things, i can't say cause i'm not really the leader... laurifer will have to decide o.O
Wait, Kronos from Hellboy.....I'm drawing a major blank. Who was that? @_@ The only thing that comes to mind by Kronos is the name of the other Guillermo del Toro movie...
*Oh! Do you mean Kronen? The nazi-assassin/agent?
And I will give up Lovecraft and the rest (if Laurifer agrees), though it does pain me so. I will admit you are right about that, though.
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^ah yeah... sorry i'm an idiot >.< kronen... *sits in corner in shame*
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Hey eve and kahlan you guys are as equal as I am when I make the decisions...you are my advisers, you know. So I'm cool with anything...I'm just too tired to make a decision right now
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WHAT ABOUT MILEENA! From Mortland Kombat? XD I was playing and I pwn'd everyone. She poses as Kitana, and I can see Kitana eating cheesecake. She's too refined for cookies. And the Motland Kombat world would fall into ruins if their beloved princess ate a cookie!
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I think the only post I can actually modify is the last one I made...wtf what's going on
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Great so I have to wait a week before I can modify my post? Okay then...
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OH! XD That makes sense....Someone should do a current list so w-MUSTASH! He's lurking in our threads....>.>...
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Oh I see...that's total poop! I'm assuming mods don't have that restriction since the Kumoricon photoshoots will probably have to change quite a bit, yes?