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Convention Community => Off-Topic => Topic started by: u2205 on March 18, 2008, 10:42:45 pm
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We're for the hostile take over of any country by any means necessary! We promote death, mayhem, distribution and gore!
And unlike our progressive counterparts we have cookies!
Our Evil Geniuses:
Darth Vader
Kahn
Ikari Gendo
Sephiroth
Anonymous
Darken Rahl
Panis Rahl
Michael Rahl
Emperor Jagang and the Sisters
Lex Luthor
Frankenstein
Jack the Ripper
Marvel Villains
DC Villains
Cthulhu
Azathoth
Dagon
Shub-Niggurath
Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism
Hitler
Karl Marx
Ghengis Kahn
Loki
Midgard Serpent
Nidhogg
The Giants
Autobots (especially GRIMLOCK)
Rasputin
Caligula
Nero
Chairman Mao
Godzilla
Mothra
Rodan
Lord Ghidralikes
Mechagodzilla
Meglos
Tom Baker
Daveros
The Rani
Old Greg
Cookie Monster
(More may be stated later in this thread, but they don't stick with our ideals)
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*gasp* how did sephiroth get on your side????? i thought he was with us...
and don't go with him, we have cheesecake... which is better than cookies by far!
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He may have cookies...but we have cheesecake! And desserts that look like this:
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i have no picture... but yes! cheesecake always says i love you without having to even write love on it
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HA!
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Cookies still win though, they're endorsed by Darth Vader!
And what evil Geniuses do you have anyway?!?!
psh, i can make better cookies than those...
lets see... who do we have
kuja, seymour, lord darcia, darken rahl, bowser, etc
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HA!
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That's a regular cake, not cheesecake! You still loose!
IT'S A CHEESECAKE, NOOB
http://www.thedessertcafe.com/home/tdc/page_372_1/i_love_you_cheesecake_chocolate_chip.html
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Sorry Darken Rahl is all about the pain, suffering, blood, guts and hostile take overs.
He's on our side.
nope sorry, we had him first
oh you lose... how sad... lol
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^ oh but he said he'd rather kill you, he hates cookies. it's a little known secret
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We also have Gordon Ramsay, Anthony Bourdain, Mario Batalli, and the host from Iron Chef. Huzzah!
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ah but richard isn't evil, so he's not even involved
HAHA!
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yeah
well, we have the keeper
along with six, and many of the terrible wizards of old
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Don't forget the grim reaper! And all them black metal lords >:3 Annnd we have Dethclock lol
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hey now mustash, stop bringing the good side into this, they don't belong!
and yeah, we do have deathklok, which pretty much rules out everything said before >.O
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who said we can't have evil blackness on our side? we started the evil thing, you just copied us... oooo copycat!
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I feel like I'm back in elementary school XD
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i thought we were???
i miss regulated nap time...
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Down with cheesecake, long live the Cookie!
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^traitor!
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We have Simon Cowell
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^meanie :'(
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Does GLaDOS count, she's definitely for cake.
So it's cake or cookies right?
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Does GLaDOS count, she's definitely for cake.
So it's cake or cookies right?
Yup pretty much! Thanks Tom we have GLaDOS now thanks to you!
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Mustash, Anonymous is not a force for evil fool!
They fight for awesome.
How is Kira old school anyway? WTF dude?
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Lex Luthor and Bert both like cookies.
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Yeah Kira's new school duuude.
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Frankenstein is old school! He loves cookies. His monster totally smashes down a cake shop in the book.
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so we totally get kratos
get ready to be whipped o.O
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We have the von Karmas too! Or did I say that already...
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We have Sweeney Todd.(fancy a shave?)
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OH NO
we wanted sweeney todd...
well, we have davey jones
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And Calypso!
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oh nice touch!
i'm pretty sure we have all the final fantasy summons as well *was just looking at action figure collection and realizing no summons had been mentioned* ^.^
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Well we have Jack the Ripper.
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and we've got the lot of disney villains
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All Marvel and D.C. villians
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Here's where we stand thus far:
Old Guard Evil Geniuses
Darth Vader
Kahn
Ikari Gendo
Sephiroth
Anonymous
Darken Rahl
Panis
Michael Rahl
Emperor Jagang and the Sisters
Rick Astley
Simon Cowell
Lex Luthor
Bert
Frankenstein
Jack the Ripper
Marvel Villains
DC Villains
Cheesecake World Geniuses
Dethklok
GLaDOS
Sweeney Todd
Kira
Kratos
The Von Karmas
Davy Jones
Calypso
The FF Summons
The Disney Villains
Black Metal Lords
Grim Reaper
The Terrible Wizards of Old
Six
The Keeper
Mario Batalli
Anthony Bourdain
Gordon Ramsay
Bowser
Lord Darcia
Seymour
Kuja
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And I must add the Elder Gods to the Old Guard (come on, they're Elders):
Cthulhu
Azathoth
Dagon
Shub-Niggurath
But Nyarlathotep goes to the New Order as his agenda is not strictly misanthropy and global devastation.
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I don't really like the world bastion...lol
We also have:
Vladimir Putin
Stalin
Kim Jong-il (or whatever his name is)
Ganondorf
Master Hand
Tabuu
Meta Knight
Shadow
Dr. Robotnik [Eggman]
King Dedede
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I was going to argue Putin but you're right, he likes to have his cake and eat it too.
though strictly speaking I think Sweeny Todd is more into (meat) pies.
Oh hey! Speaking of pies and cakes... I think that in the great debate over at Rooster Teeth anybody supporting pie could be said to be a cookie-eater.
http://www.roosterteeth.com/
Oh! Since he's no Cake-Sniffer, Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism are all cookie eaters!
That includes the man with a beard and no hair AND the woman with hair and no beard. Ha!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Series_of_Unfortunate_Events
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We also get Stallin, Hitler, Karl Marx, and Winston Churchhill!
Did you not read my post? We already have Stalin!
And we get to add Bloody Mary (the queen) and Elizabeth Falkner for her love of cakes! Ooh ooh and Marth Stewart!
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Cant we all just get along and hate one another?
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I already hate Mustash lol juuuuuust kidding!
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We have Ghengis Kahn!
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Okay, you (Old Guard) get Loki, Midgard Serpent, Nidhogg and the Giants, but we get Odin, Thor, Freya, and Fenrir. So there!
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we get all the awakened beings from claymore.
and sauron. the one ring included.
we will dominate
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Oh! Since he's no Cake-Sniffer, Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism are all cookie eaters!
That includes the man with a beard and no hair AND the woman with hair and no beard. Ha!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Series_of_Unfortunate_Events
I'm sad now. :(
STILL, CAKE WINS IMO
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STILL, CAKE WINS IMO
QFT :D
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Wait, I know the series is unfortunate but why does that make you sad Cassiopea?
I Can we get an update to that list, everyone keeps saying "we've got" but other than Laurifer and Mustash I don't know who is on which side.
Unfortunately, it turns out that Megatron and Starscream both like cake. but the autobots like cookies, especially GRIMLOCK!
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Old Guard Evil Geniuses (cookies)
Darth Vader
Kahn
Ikari Gendo
Sephiroth
Anonymous
Darken Rahl
Panis
Michael Rahl
Emperor Jagang and the Sisters
Rick Astley
Simon Cowell
Lex Luthor
Bert
Frankenstein
Jack the Ripper
Marvel Villains
DC Villains
Cthulhu
Azathoth
Dagon
Shub-Niggurath
Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism
Hitler
Karl Marx
Winston Churchill
Ghengis Kahn
Loki
Midgard Serpent
Nidhogg
The Giants
Autobots (especially GRIMLOCK)
New Order Evil Geniuses (cake)
Dethklok
GLaDOS
Sweeney Todd
Kira
Kratos
The Von Karmas
Davy Jones
Calypso
The FF Summons
The Disney Villains
Black Metal Lords
Grim Reaper
The Terrible Wizards of Old
Six
The Keeper
Mario Batalli
Anthony Bourdain
Gordon Ramsay
Bowser
Lord Darcia
Seymour
Kuja
Nyarlathotep
Vladimir Putin
Stalin
Kim Jong-il (or whatever his name is)
Ganondorf
Master Hand
Tabuu
Meta Knight
Shadow
Dr. Robotnik [Eggman]
King Dedede
Bloody Mary (the queen)
Elizabeth Falkner
Martha Stewart
Odin
Thor
Freya
Fenrir
Awakened Beings (from Claymore).
Sauron (and the One Ring)
Megatron
Starscream
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Garland from FF1 and Kefka like cookies.
Organization XIII gets have cookie parties where everyone bakes a different kind (Sephiroth hangs out too, though nobody likes his Jenova-Macaroons) and complain about people who aren't Heartless/Nobodies.
You just know the Knights of the Round like cookies.
The four horseman of the appocalypse like cookies. Dethklok only eats cake because Famine won't share the cookies with them.
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Add Simon Bar Sinister to the Old Guard Evil Geniuses ( Underdog)
And what, Tamerlane wasn't good enough to qualify? If you go to Kazakhstan, I think you can still find his palace, maybe it's in Russia proper. While we are in Russia, add Lenin, Stalin was more evil, but less of a genius. Add Rasputin. For a monk he sure worked at evil.
Roman emperors, Caligula, Nero.
I'd say the saint who coined the term, and I paraphrase here " Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out." qualifies. But I am not a trained theologian.
Chairman Mao, and his Gang of Four.
And what do you mean to put Cthulu in the list? Cthulu is beyond morality. It has so little in common with what we consider reality, that good and evil just are not appropriate. Being made insane by being in the mere presence of a Cthuloid, well, doesn't sound like what I consider to be evil. It isn't good news, but it is not necessarily evil per se.
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The white witch eats cookies.
All the people that jaybug mentioned like cookies.
Also, while we're talking about elder entities.
Nyarlathothep is a cookie fiend
Godzilla love snickerdoodles
Mothra eats gingerbread
Rodan likes chocolate ship
Lord Ghidralikes will eat any cookie with lemon flavoring
Mechagodzilla wants to be like grimlock so he eats cookies too
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I Can we get an update to that list, everyone keeps saying "we've got" but other than Laurifer and Mustash I don't know who is on which side.
me and rodney/eve are in the new order. laurifer mustash and i kinda started the whole thing
>.>
<.<
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Dude. Cookies all the way! Cheesecakes are for wimps.
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Dude. Cookies all the way! Cheesecakes are for wimps.
>.>...Oh, no you did not just say that!
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Also. He is chaos and according to some, he is a villain so now joining the old guard is none other than
the one
the only
COOKIE MONSTER.
At Mustash's request I'll be splitting this thread and making a special thread for the New Order Eil Geniuses.
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^ mustash, i'm pretty sure we should get jagang, because, well, he's trying to start a new world order. meaning new. he's ours. which means we get the sisters too. so there >.< and i thought we got darken rahl...
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DEATH TO THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!
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^ mustash, i'm pretty sure we should get jagang, because, well, he's trying to start a new world order. meaning new. he's ours. which means we get the sisters too. so there >.< and i thought we got darken rahl...
Nope sorry. Jagang is all about random killing, death and violence as is Darken Rahl, so they fit into our ideals, so we get them
Perhaps I missed something, if your group is all about random death and violence what is the other for? You cant just equate random death and violence with cookies and nondeath and random violence with cake, that just doesnt make any sense.
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^ i agree... i mean, laurifer and i were the original evil group and mustash just made his own... so why can't we have evil killing people that love violence?
and mustash, jagang is in our group. i don't care what you say. you're the old guard, you can have the rahl's, we're the new one and we can have jagang cause of his new world order... NEW! you're the one that said new vs old, so that's what i'm going by, not the random death/violence thing, cause if it went by that, you'd get everyone and that wouldn't be fair now would it? o.O
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Molotov Cocktail drop................*boomcrackleburnsshhhhhhboom*
harharhar
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Get the water! Put that fire out! Ok...........only slight smoke damage. The cookie baking continues.
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At Mustash's request I'll be splitting this thread and making a special thread for the New Order Evil Geniuses.
See how evil I am? I never made that split topic I promised.
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I kinda beat you to it, didn't I? hahaha
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The New Guard scores another victory!!
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I am bringing cookies to any Old Guard members attending Sakura-con. New Guard members are out of luck!
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well i shall come bearing starburst in my little lad outfit and all old guard members will not get any, nor even a little lad dance... lol
and maybe i'll bring cupcakes >.O
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well i shall come bearing starburst in my little lad outfit and all old guard members will not get any, nor even a little lad dance... lol
and maybe i'll bring cupcakes >.O
CUPCAKES :O
We shall brew some evil plans of our own in our thread...*rubs hands*
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If anyone wants cookies at Sakura-con it says in my signature what I'm dressed as and I will also have a green backpack with me. I will also have my son who is dressed as Sora and my two daughters dressed from Haruhi Suzumiya.
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OK, so I'm going to review the lists and try and keep Mustash's ideal alive. "We're for the hostile take over of any country by any means necessary! We promote death, mayhem, distribution and gore!"
(distribution???)
Chaos, madness, bloodshed! Conquering because you can and want to, not because you are building a better world. You're
The following criteria qualify you to be an Old Guard Evil Genius.
1. You are in charge before the current point in the timeline.
2. You are from an older work of fiction.
3. You are a mad scientist who works with vacuum tubes instead of computers.
4. You relish chaos.
5. You relish being evil for the sake of being evil.
6. You enjoy random destruction.
7. You murder for no reason.
8. People are rebelling against you.
9. Your lieutenant has turned on you and tried to take over.
10. You are an ancient god or last of a forgotten civilization.
11. You like cookies.
12. You hate cake.
13. You believe in ruling just because you have always been in charge.
14. You are not interested in a better world, just a world where you're in charge.
Example, Sephiroth was interested in just plain old destroying the world. Old Guard.
The guys in Advent children were starting a movement to fight back against the earth that poisons them. New Guard.
Now, going through the list on the first page.... there's a bunch who I'm not sure qualify. If Mustash is back maybe he can clarify what he's talking about.
*denotes definite old guard status
Darth Vader*
Khan
Ikari Gendo*
Sephiroth*
Anonymous
Darken Rahl
Panis Rahl
Michael Rahl
Emperor Jagang and the Sisters
Lex Luthor
Frankenstein*
Jack the Ripper
Marvel Villains
DC Villains
Cthulhu*
Azathoth*
Dagon*
Shub-Niggurath*
Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism*
Hitler*
Karl Marx
Ghengis Kahn*
Loki*
Midgard Serpent
Nidhogg
The Giants
Autobots (especially GRIMLOCK)
Rasputin
Caligula
Nero*
Chairman Mao
Godzilla*
Mothra
Rodan*
Lord Ghidra-likes*
Mechagodzilla
Meglos*
Tom Baker*
Davros*
The Rani*
Old Greg*
Cookie Monster*
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I don't think Karl Marx an old guard. I think he was more for a New world order.
I think the New Guard should swap Stalin for Marx with us.
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How about Iago from Othello?
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Ooooh.... Shakespearean!
A lot of the Shakespeare villains are in the Old Guard!
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dude add Macduff since he is my ancestor anyways so I support yous guys which means he does too HA...
COOKIES ARE DELICIOUS!!!
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As much as it pains me, Alexander the Great would likely be of the New Order despite his age. As would Julius Caesar and Hannibal.
Though Marc Antony and Cleopatra would both be of the Old Guard, as would Hannibal Lechter.
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While you're making edits, keep an eye on the New Order, they're being surprisingly mature and actually ceding the contested personalities.
Chocolate covered mint cookies for all!
*hands out cookies*
For more proof that cookies are superior do a simple google image search. Sure there may be more hits for cake but it's a shorter word, and we all know quality is different than quantity*.
Look at the first page of pictures though.
CAKE gives you disturbing things like this!
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If I want to eat a baby I want a real one that burbles and cries, not that sort of creepiness!
The creepiest thing you'll get out of a search for cookie is this.
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And that's not even gross or creepy at all, unless you're some crazy anorexic.
(If she's over 18 it would be a couple of other things too...)
*on the subject of quantity cookies always win because you can MAKE more of them at one time. not just in a single oven but the whole cookie process is faster than that of cakes!