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Convention Community => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Keenon Williams on July 03, 2007, 09:48:40 pm
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What would be some of the things you'd do if you were elected president of this country?
Me and my AIM bud Andy have a bunch of different ideas as to how we'd run America, but here are a few the two of us both had the same general idea on:
1: Evacuate Nebraska - notify enemies about free housing in Nebraska - BOMB Nebraska
2: All stragglers from Operation Nebraska are thrown into The Program from "Battle Royale".
3: National Sport - Dodgeball.
4: Subsidize an Anna Miller's in America.
5: Work the kinks out of cloning and make anime girl harems with DNA engineering.
6: Secretary of State? Bruce Willis. Yippee ki yay, *rest of sentence omitted*.
7: The whole army is replaced with robotic Mahoro Andou troops.
8: Every month is National Bunnygirl And Catgirl Month.
9: That whole "paying for MMORPGs" deal? Yeah, that's gotta go.
So give us YOUR ideas on how you'd run this country! =3
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5: Work the kinks out of cloning and make anime girl harems with DNA engineering.
As long as that gets done, nothing else will be important. o.o
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I agree whole heartedly.... LONG LIVE ANIME GIRL HAREMS!!!...
hop on the band wagon now and get a good seat
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5: Work the kinks out of cloning and make anime girl harems with DNA engineering.
[cough] Excuse me, but how about something for the girls?
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ok ok totemo if I were pres you would get your very own pretty boy harem and or yaoi harem if you so choose....
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[cough] Excuse me, but how about something for the girls?
we could put Gackt in the cloning machine for you, is that good? :P
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ok ok totemo if I were pres you would get your very own pretty boy harem and or yaoi harem if you so choose....
we could put Gackt in the cloning machine for you, is that good? :P
Double yay! ♥
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lol I knew she would like the one I put up and since she die hard gackt.... yeaaaahhh
anything else oh great totemo?
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hahaha, a gackt clone harem... I think she'd explode or something.
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ahhhh yes the infamous over hyperactive super unltra fandom self explosion.... a text book case it would be
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Hahaha, you're probably right, too.
I'd like some sweet things to eat. But I don't have to be president to do that, hehe.
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comming right up totemo-sama lol or somethin I dunno....
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Experiments have already begun... I volunteered to be re-engineered into a bishi, and here's what happened:
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi110.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn110%2Fpieisexactlythree%2FAnimated%2520GIFs%2FOther%2520stuff%2Fanimejon.jpg&hash=346c5b2a6606d6abbadc78b4a2a1315e26a2a1e2)
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lol.... omg I just fell out of my chair lawling in a good way though dude pie I need you to engineer me into a bishi dude seriously
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Yikes, must be in the wrong topic, I would actually try to take the job of president seriously!
I have way too many ideas, and too much willingness to listen to others who have differing ideas to list here.
Just think outside the frickin' box eh?
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ok ok totemo if I were pres you would get your very own pretty boy harem and or yaoi harem if you so choose....
we could put Gackt in the cloning machine for you, is that good? :P
Double yay! ♥
this idea pleases me but could a copy be as good?
christpher walken for prez and steve buscemi for vice
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I like that, almost as much as Robin Williams for pres, and Bruce Campbell for the veep.
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Yikes, must be in the wrong topic, I would actually try to take the job of president seriously!
I have way too many ideas, and too much willingness to listen to others who have differing ideas to list here.
Just think outside the frickin' box eh?
No worries, I thought it was a serious topic too, then I read #5 and was too distracted by my thoughts to take anything else seriously.
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I would have to start a new cabinet position. Ministry of Manga/Anime 8)
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MEDICAL AND DENTAL CARE FOR ALL! FREE HIGHER EDUCATION!!!!! A WOMAN (ME) IN OFFICE!!!!!!
(Please don't edit my political lapse. :( )
Yeah!
Now silly stuff....
I'd make running anime conventions into paid government work, so we could all do nothing but run the con and have benefits.
Kumori-condo.
Oh, btw, Wyoming would work better than Nebraska.
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If I were president, I would make gay marriage legal.
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FYI Totemo; President can't do that for two reasons; the 10th and 14th amendments to the constitution. THe 10th being States Rights, and the 14, being that what is a legal marriage in one state, is legal in all 50 states.
Personally I would prefer government to get out of the marriage business. Let Elvis minister the marriages! Is the 24 hour church of Elvis still closed?
How about fire all the bureaucrats, and just write checks for every man woman and child, for say the poverty level, that would save taxpayers billions of dollars.
I'd also like to have sheep mowing the white house lawn again, just like in old times.
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I'd also like to have sheep mowing the white house lawn again, just like in old times.
You know, it's actually possible to rent a goat to clear brush from a yard. They'll even eat blackberries. I hear they use them to mow the median strips on the freeways in the Bay Area.
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Awww. D:
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christpher walken for prez and steve buscemi for vice
WARNING: ENTERING A VERY BAD PUN AREA!
Their slogan:
"These boots were made for Walken."
If I were president...
I would elminate the entire Mid-West (I've driven through there twice. No one would notice it was gone.)
Punish the states of Montana and Arizona but I don't know how. (On two road trips my cousin and I had, um, interesting experiences in those two states) (trans.: Car trouble)
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What this country needs is a good five cent cigar.
Actual presidential slogan. Said by a president, I just forget which one. Taft I think.
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If I were pres I would be exactly like Teddy Rosevelt...my brother and I are trying to bring back.... BULLY HA HA!!!
and jay I would so have sheeps on the lawn to mow the grass like old days....
anyways BULLY HAW HAW!!!
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FYI Totemo; President can't do that for two reasons; the 10th and 14th amendments to the constitution. THe 10th being States Rights, and the 14, being that what is a legal marriage in one state, is legal in all 50 states.
Thirdly, the president can't write the law, only the legislature can.
And I may be wrong but I think you may have confused the full faith and credit clause for the 14th amendment. But in any case those didn't stop Congress from passing DOMA.
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1. I would make sure that those who do serious crimes actually got punished. Rapists, cereal murderers, and child molesters would be executed immediately.
2. Each state would have its own language, on top of English.
3. Illegal immigrants would be either evacuated, shot, or made legal. (Protecting them just because they're not white is stupid).
4. Professional wrestling would be real.
5. An anime-themed amusement park would be provided in every metro-area that has over 400,000 people in it. (But smaller areas would not be restricted from having one).
6. Pocky would be the official national snack food.
7. The War on Terror would be over.
8. Finally, totemo will get her cloning wishes.
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8. Finally, totemo will get her cloning wishes.
;_____; [glomp]
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You don't want an harem of Gackt clones. I know way too many people who would kill you for them O_O
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If I were Prez..id use the cloner to make Byakuya Kuchiki..and have him be prez. ( because I atleast realize that i would make a horirble prez)
Seriously, hes a douche but NO ONE in politics would get away with half the (&$# they do just because they can.
Also..thatd make Renji Vice prez. The country would be a much better place * Nods*
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If I were president... I would really get anything done. I'm fairly uninterested in politics.
I'd definetely stop people from whining about video games and appluad for ESRA for fighting a loosing battle. Probably try to get jack thompson imprisoned somehow.... Or Hospitalized. Or commited.
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MEDICAL AND DENTAL CARE FOR ALL! FREE HIGHER EDUCATION!!!!!
Muy bueno!!!
A WOMAN (ME) IN OFFICE!!!!!!
If I get it, you can be my VP. I'll probably piss someone off & get assassinated. ;D
Now silly stuff....
I'd make running anime conventions into paid government work, so we could all do nothing but run the con and have benefits.
I think that's the coolest silly idea in here yet!