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Convention Community => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SantaPaul1 on October 18, 2006, 06:23:12 am

Title: I greasy, help
Post by: SantaPaul1 on October 18, 2006, 06:23:12 am: By all hi i very complete have advised a diet
who triedsites them-
cactus diet gordonii hoodia pill Or here
prescription diet pill comparison
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: guspasho on October 18, 2006, 06:08:34 pm: User has been banned, but have fun with the spam :D
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: princessfrodo on October 18, 2006, 06:20:05 pm: He needs greasy help?

I say this is a job for the Winged Bishie Harem!

*bagpipe music plays in the background as villians are conquered*
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: The Night Bringer on October 18, 2006, 06:24:05 pm: What in the nine hells was that? That was the worst attempt at english I have ever layed eyes upon. Does any one understand that? I don't speak textual blasphemy.
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: corpsic beauty on October 18, 2006, 06:29:27 pm: ya gatta wonder when people will ever teach those things english.
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: The Night Bringer on October 18, 2006, 06:31:44 pm: Its true, they might not be banned on the spot if they do, ne?
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: jaybug on October 18, 2006, 06:32:56 pm: Surprised he wasn't selling toads, the frog!
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Vondan on October 18, 2006, 06:36:42 pm: Reminds me of the Nigirian Scam E-mails I keep getting. The english is so bad and they expect me to belive they are a mamager or high level accountant at a bank
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: The Night Bringer on October 18, 2006, 06:39:14 pm: Hahaha, yeah, I hate those e-mails.
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Negima on October 18, 2006, 07:29:25 pm: For a second there it almost sounds like it's trying to do haiku but ignores the 5-7-5 rule.

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cactus diet gordonii hoodia pill

After reading that I can't get the image of a cactus juice and cheese roll diet out of my head. XD
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: princessfrodo on October 18, 2006, 07:33:33 pm: I wonder if tastes any good, though. And that's the point!
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Disco Pete on October 19, 2006, 12:56:19 am: You Greasy? Bathing helps.
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cactus diet gordonii hoodia pill

Tried that diet. Kept getting needles stuck in my throat. Ow.
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Vondan on October 19, 2006, 11:22:18 am: wasent there aband called hoodia and the blow fish
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: princessfrodo on October 19, 2006, 11:24:30 am: Hootie and the Blowfish, Vondan. :P
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: corpsic beauty on October 19, 2006, 04:51:55 pm: ooooo that's a good band!
Title: Re: I greasy, help
Post by: Pixie Stix on October 19, 2006, 05:49:19 pm: Quote from: "SantaPaul1"
By all hi i very complete have advised a diet
who triedsites them-
cactus diet gordonii hoodia pill Or here
prescription diet pill comparison

Pixie Sticks will try to translate!

..I have advised a very complete diet by all who tried them. Cactus gordonii hoodia diet pills prescription...um........ok nevermind this just isn't working out.

Seriously..what is this?
Title: Re: I greasy, help
Post by: Vondan on October 19, 2006, 06:12:10 pm: Quote from: "Pixie Stix"
Quote from: "SantaPaul1"
By all hi i very complete have advised a diet
who triedsites them-
cactus diet gordonii hoodia pill Or here
prescription diet pill comparison

Pixie Sticks will try to translate!

..I have advised a very complete diet by all who tried them. Cactus gordonii hoodia diet pills prescription...um........ok nevermind this just isn't working out.

Seriously..what is this?

I think it was a bot programed by some one with bad english skills set to spam forums with adds for the pills. The last two lines were orginaly linkes I assume went to web pages selling the pills. I know what hoodia diet pills are (made from a cactus the Kalahari bushmen eat to keep them chaising animals for a week with no food or sleep) but I have no idea what the part about he gordita is
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: superjaz on October 20, 2006, 12:38:43 am: this diet sound like it'd be fough n the tummy
i don't wanna eat cactars there cute <3
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: The Night Bringer on October 20, 2006, 01:51:32 am: Besides being cute they would use 10,000 needles on your insides. No fun at all.....but if your stomach won the battle it would get a crap ton of EXP.
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Pixie Stix on October 20, 2006, 03:51:02 pm: Quote from: "The Night Bringer"
Besides being cute they would use 10,000 needles on your insides. No fun at all.....but if your stomach won the battle it would get a crap ton of EXP.

Stomach grew to level 15!!

What's this? Stomach is evolving?! -sweatdrop-
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: princessfrodo on October 20, 2006, 04:10:12 pm: Stomach is evolving into...

KRANG!!!

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg96.imageshack.us%2Fimg96%2F4945%2Fkrangbx5.gif&hash=03f24b6eeec3aedb5d68fa783aab7b222e0b9c6b) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Pixie Stix on October 20, 2006, 04:13:26 pm: OH NOES!!!!11^1

-throws Pepto Bismol at it-
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Vondan on October 20, 2006, 04:46:14 pm: Hmm I wonder if Hoodia can keep a Bushman up and runing after an elephant for a week would I still be 25 things behind if I was a Hoodia addict
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: corpsic beauty on October 21, 2006, 10:43:44 am: Quote from: "princessfrodo"
Stomach is evolving into...

KRANG!!!

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg96.imageshack.us%2Fimg96%2F4945%2Fkrangbx5.gif&hash=03f24b6eeec3aedb5d68fa783aab7b222e0b9c6b) (http://imageshack.us)

haha um, stomach evolving.....good or bad thing??
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: MoonlightMistress on October 22, 2006, 08:13:23 pm: good, definitly good. you can fit more people in. . . :twisted:
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: makichan on October 22, 2006, 09:19:13 pm: Quote from: "princessfrodo"
Stomach is evolving into...

KRANG!!!

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg96.imageshack.us%2Fimg96%2F4945%2Fkrangbx5.gif&hash=03f24b6eeec3aedb5d68fa783aab7b222e0b9c6b) (http://imageshack.us)

ROFLAMO! So true! xD
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Pixie Stix on October 24, 2006, 06:06:14 pm: Quote from: "MoonlightMistress"
good, definitly good. you can fit more people in. . . :twisted:
I'm the first on its list of "to eat"
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Pie Row Maniac on October 25, 2006, 09:58:37 am: The best kind of spam are the viagra ones. The Engrish that comes outta those are balls-out hilarious.
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: superjaz on October 25, 2006, 11:04:08 am: now the stomach can eat bufflo wings!
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Negima on October 25, 2006, 09:46:19 pm: Quote from: "superjaz3p"
now the stomach can eat bufflo wings!

Question: Where would a stomach get heart burn? :?
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: the_wind_the_sea on October 26, 2006, 08:42:41 am: o.O;;;;
^Me

Anyways... What the hell was that? Why do we get spammers! WHY!?! We don't like spammers like that, but why are they so attached to us?
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: The Night Bringer on November 02, 2006, 04:56:12 am: Because they can not keep away from our shmexy otaku bodies.....I dunno, maybe they think we smell nice. =D
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: corpsic beauty on November 02, 2006, 04:16:43 pm: or mebbe they secretly like anime?
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: The Night Bringer on November 02, 2006, 08:15:41 pm: ...are you saying I don't smell nice? D=
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 02, 2006, 08:18:35 pm: Quote from: "The Night Bringer"
What in the nine hells was that? That was the worst attempt at english I have ever layed eyes upon. Does any one understand that? I don't speak textual blasphemy.

I think what that SantaPaul whatever was saying was "Hello, I have succeeded with a new diet." and something about a pill with cacti in it, I think.
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: jaybug on November 02, 2006, 08:28:21 pm: That would be Hootia in your Blowfish.
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: corpsic beauty on November 02, 2006, 08:29:07 pm: Quote from: "The Night Bringer"
...are you saying I don't smell nice? D=

no i'm not saying that! i swear!
it's just smells arn't transfered over the internet........
so....
yea.
but i believe that you do smell good!
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on November 02, 2006, 08:32:51 pm: My internet transmits smells, and you smell okay. (Better than me, but then again, I just got offa work).
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: corpsic beauty on November 03, 2006, 06:54:50 pm: i'm debating if i'd want a computer like that or not.... >.>
cuz some people STINK!!!
like at some cons.....i didn't notice it TOO bad at last kumori, but the one before?? *wow* is all i gatta say! lol
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: pieisexactlythree on January 08, 2007, 06:07:36 pm: (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi110.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn110%2Fpieisexactlythree%2FAnimated%2520GIFs%2FOther%2520stuff%2FGreasycat.gif&hash=bef61491533b4d298b36f649ebdf8e9f09b8b961)
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Waffles on January 08, 2007, 07:29:13 pm: he is pretty!!!!
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: jaybug on January 08, 2007, 08:23:25 pm: Is that a new de-wormer medication? My cats would go for that a lot more than my finger down their throats with pills. I am so looking forward to that tonight.

Know where I can get a chainmail guantlet?
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Waffles on January 08, 2007, 08:37:39 pm: http://backlashleather.com/chainmail2.html
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: jaybug on January 09, 2007, 08:08:47 pm: That ain't gonna work on cat teeth dude. I need something more like for swimming with the fishes, the Great White fishes kind of chain mail glove, not jockstrap!

So, you and Lit want to go shopping at the Castle superstore eh? That should be uh, not enlightening, but quite the event nonetheless.
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: pieisexactlythree on January 09, 2007, 08:37:47 pm: Quote from: "jaybug"
That ain't gonna work on cat teeth dude. I need something more like for swimming with the fishes, the Great White fishes kind of chain mail glove, not jockstrap!

I can think of one dude in Snakes on a Plane who could have benefited from one of those!
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: jaybug on January 09, 2007, 10:12:47 pm: You mean the chainmail jockstrap, right?
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: pieisexactlythree on January 09, 2007, 10:41:04 pm: Yes, you know what scene I'm talking about, right?
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: pieisexactlythree on January 10, 2007, 03:58:47 pm: Quote from: "pieisexactlythree"
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi110.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn110%2Fpieisexactlythree%2FAnimated%2520GIFs%2FOther%2520stuff%2FGreasycat.gif&hash=bef61491533b4d298b36f649ebdf8e9f09b8b961)

im in ur thread, bumpin my photo, because I'm just so damn pleased with it!
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Antares on January 10, 2007, 06:49:49 pm: Ha! I so do not understand these things.
http://spamusement.com/
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on January 11, 2007, 09:48:42 am: Wow. This has graduated to infamous X3
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: superjaz on January 11, 2007, 11:30:36 am: has any one helped greasy yet?
Title: I greasy, help
Post by: jaybug on January 11, 2007, 05:41:57 pm: No, but I did manage to get my cats "pilled" With 1/2 of my cats, it wasn't so bad, with the other two, it was not fun. But, I do have all my fingers, which I wasn't so sure I would have any left.

It would have helped a lot to have a third arm however.