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Convention Community => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Waffles on September 19, 2005, 05:25:28 pm

Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on September 19, 2005, 05:25:28 pm: this is a story about me that my friend wrote for a paper

On my first day of high school I arrived highly disgruntled, I didn’t expect to make many new friends. However, despite expectations, I experienced quite the opposite. One of these people, responsible for this, held the name of Rob Plusko. I met up with a long time friend and was surprised to see someone lurking behind him. This guy looked like he was following my friend. I asked who he was, and my friend replied, “this is Rob,” This random stranger stood like Godzilla in downtown Tokyo. He waded through the midget masses--their necks bent at right angles, eyes bulging in awe of his stature. Shock fragmented my brain. Someone exceeded my height! I was struck dumb. Giant’s comradery formed the basis of our friendship.
   During sophomore year all boundaries were broken… well a few remained intact. One icy winter morning, in our sophomore year, Rob created a startlingly strange thing to do. This was a bizarre personality development, even for him. It originated from Rob’s highly unique mind. The Hug-A-Bot, as he called it, consisted of Rob yelling out, “Hug-a-bot 5000, ACTIVATE!” then assaulting the nearest person in what one might consider a hug.
   To those who did not know Rob, the sight of him making short spastic robotic motions and slowly walking towards a person might be just a bit frightening. I could imagine seeing a hulk slowly walking towards a person of average stature with arms rhythmalic pulsing would be rather disconcerting. But even more so, Rob wrapping his arms around one’s body like tentacles and lifting him high up into the air might scare anyone that didn’t know what gentle giant Rob really was.
   This escapade continues to this day, but with a few slight alterations. Now it is quicker, due to people anticipating the eminent event, then running. Also, Rob has grown, causing even more anxiety. So instead of being hoisted into the air maybe two feet off the ground, now he hoists them three feet off the ground. The frequency of the hug-a-bot has gone down quite a bit. We used to see it three to five times a day until about the midway of junior year. Then his ingenious mind produced a new invention, spawned from the unfathomably deep creative pool of Kemmer’s class room. Named the “I-pod Robot”, it was initiated from a conversation about how much the Apple I-pod screws its owners. His thought processes distorted this Apple evil to an I-pod transforming into a robot and Rob doing some repetitive bouts of “air humping”.
   I would have to say these are not even some of the strangest escapades with Rob. But the others are either too inappropriate or have been lost to obscurity in my own mind’s swirling wasteland of thought and apathy. Rob’s actions can be summed up in the words of the Monty Python member John Cleese in Rat Race, “I can do anything I want to, I’m eccentric.”

If you actually read all of that yeah the huga bot is the ultimate glomper and i will bring him back for next con yeah ian(Darkhobo) great story!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Mushoku145 on September 19, 2005, 05:31:39 pm: Yes!!! Huga bot must return!!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Neko_Chan on September 19, 2005, 05:41:27 pm: I want to be hugged by him! D: I demand it!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on September 19, 2005, 05:42:00 pm: oh he will return!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Dark-hobo on September 21, 2005, 02:26:23 pm: Yeah... that was me... Rob forced me to write this. I am being held hostage in the Yearbook room C102. PLEASE SEND HAGSDGDSB... ignore that
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Thejew on September 21, 2005, 04:39:01 pm: One day Hobo we might come save you... One day...
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on September 23, 2005, 08:03:42 am: everybody hug me!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 22, 2005, 01:38:32 pm: Quote from: "Waffles"
everybody hug me!
*pokes you* :|
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 22, 2005, 01:41:36 pm: :shock: I was poked! how dare you *pikes you up and shakes you*
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 22, 2005, 11:38:39 pm: Quote from: "Waffles"
:shock: I was poked! how dare you *pickes you up and shakes you*
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 23, 2005, 04:59:57 pm: Quote from: "Waffles"
:shock: I was poked! how dare you *pikes you up and shakes you*
*CRACK* *smoke apears* *smoke leeves and the candyman isnt anywhere to be seen*
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Thejew on October 23, 2005, 06:14:24 pm: WAFFLES YOU MISSED HIM!!!!!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: yuki-chan on October 23, 2005, 08:09:08 pm: I wants to be hugged by the Hug-a-bot 5000....>.>
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Mushoku145 on October 23, 2005, 09:47:16 pm: His schedule is pretty filled up, but I might be able to squeeze ya in some where. *Hug-a-bot 5000 manager*/first person ever to get hugged by hug-a-bot
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 24, 2005, 09:50:19 am: *grabs the candyman out of a tree* yeah i will hug anybody!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 24, 2005, 05:53:03 pm: Quote from: "Waffles"
*grabs the candyman out of a tree* yeah i will hug anybody!
:!: ive been spotted
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Mushoku145 on October 24, 2005, 10:31:18 pm: Yeah.... its kind of hard to hide from waffles....
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 25, 2005, 08:09:45 am: this is true!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 26, 2005, 11:41:08 am: *crys because he cant eat his donuts because there to stale*
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 26, 2005, 12:51:33 pm: wants a donut
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 26, 2005, 01:18:35 pm: *glares* how dare you want one of MY donuts :x
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 26, 2005, 02:48:14 pm: Give me one or I am gonna tell mushoku and hes gonna hurt you with his power of monkeys!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 26, 2005, 06:46:47 pm: ill just poof away to another threed... so HA... *shifty eyes with a smile* *wispers to self "they'll never know what hit them"*
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Mushoku145 on October 26, 2005, 10:07:39 pm: Patrooooooooooooooooooo *monkey comes out with a gun* now I would give waffles the donut.
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 26, 2005, 10:45:37 pm: i think not....
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 27, 2005, 07:56:24 am: oh but this monkey of his is very very small and cute and loveable except that well he is now rabid and well found out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend and to top it off just stubbed his toe
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 27, 2005, 02:37:22 pm: *summens mighty joe young* .... *glares* my donuts
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 27, 2005, 02:39:04 pm: *summons a pair of goggles and puts them on* wanna go?
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Thejew on October 27, 2005, 03:37:04 pm: *summons romans*
ROMAN EMPIRE GRAB THE T-SHIRT NINJA!!!!!!!!!!

Jews have that power, you know that right?
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 27, 2005, 06:45:15 pm: EEP!... the only thing that can stop them from my donuts now is... *brings over a mad crazy mob of christan slaves that used to belong to the romens* HAHAHAHAHAHA NOT EVEN THE ROMAN EMPIRE CAN STAND AGINST MIGHTY JOE YOUNG AND A CRAZY MOB OF PISSED OFF SLAVES HAHAHAHAHA
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 27, 2005, 07:04:06 pm: *Brings out a walrus!*
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 27, 2005, 10:16:10 pm: *gives mob guns and ammo... and mighty joe a huge desert eagle*
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Mushoku145 on October 27, 2005, 11:12:10 pm: pssh this is an easy win, *summons Ghudda*
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Thejew on October 28, 2005, 12:02:36 pm: DUAL SUMMON TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
* ROMANS AND NAZI'S *
HAHA beat that And Hitler is mixed in there somewhere aswell!!!!
My people do not die in vein..... Unless its a holocaust >.<
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 28, 2005, 12:03:47 pm: dude mushoku summoned ghudda he beats everything
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 28, 2005, 04:01:02 pm: ... i think its time for some of the candymans secret god moding techneques ... *summens all the angry femails in any and all anime/manga/hentai and sends them after you guys... everyone of them carrying a huge hammer*
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 28, 2005, 05:40:05 pm: You cant stop ghudda!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Ghudda on October 28, 2005, 05:49:29 pm: I've been summoned to do something now?
Fight an army of donut eating romans and mod memebers?

Well, time to spread the plague. I heard its got good crowd control.
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 28, 2005, 05:56:05 pm: Quote from: "Ghudda"
I've been summoned to do something now?
Fight an army of donut eating romans and mod memebers?

Well, time to spread the plague. I heard its got good crowd control.

bravo my friend
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: the candyman on October 29, 2005, 02:52:37 pm: *plucks a hair off of guddah and makes clones from him* well if no one can beet one of him, then who can beet more then one?
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 29, 2005, 10:51:15 pm: dude you can only have one ghudda because its ghudda trust me we have tried to clone ghudda before this came out(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F180669%2F2%2Fistockphoto_180669_psycho_doll.jpg&hash=a85147e3891de47f511c1b7ab5c6391ceaa8f59e)
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Negima on October 29, 2005, 11:40:51 pm: Quote from: "Waffles"
dude you can only have one ghudda because its ghudda trust me we have tried to clone ghudda before this came out (image)

GAH!! My eyes!!!!
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Mushoku145 on October 30, 2005, 11:00:45 am: dude you kept that!? I thought we sent it to denmark for the rest of eternity locked in a very very small box in the basement some old folks home with 2 dogs to keep people away.
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on October 30, 2005, 11:55:50 am: yeah i know I kept a picture to remind us that we cant play god
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Dark_Lady_Kassendra on July 31, 2006, 04:47:44 am: O.O You guys are awesome. Pure, unadultrated awesomeness.

I will enjoy seeing the Hug A Bot 5000 in action
Title: Huga bot 5000
Post by: Waffles on August 08, 2006, 08:58:47 am: heh Thanks for the complament