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Title: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KHking on May 10, 2010, 07:54:07 pm
Name: Justin Beiber
Age: 16
Occupation: Singer
 
You may have heard his name. You may have heard his "music". You may hate him as much as I do.
Justin Bieber is the newest addition to sucky pop idols, and he is only popular because of his good looks.
I HATE HIM!
He thinks he's a gangsta. He sings so high pitched it's only audible to dogs. He's sixteen and I have a lower voice than he does.
Discuss your opinions on the spawn of Satan.
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Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Darknight2433 on May 10, 2010, 08:28:49 pm
I like his song 'Never Let You Go'. :D
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Kimiski on May 10, 2010, 10:48:34 pm
Lol. Your post says it all KHking
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KogaRyu on May 10, 2010, 11:19:30 pm
I almost died of laughter.

Justin Bieber Doesn't know what German Is... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4)
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: reppy on May 11, 2010, 12:34:50 am
I really want to paste a link to a Bill Hicks rant, but it has lotsa bad words. D:
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: DemonSpawn on May 11, 2010, 06:44:48 am
I almost died of laughter.

Justin Bieber Doesn't know what German Is... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4)


Okay so I don't care for his music or him at all but you ever think that he didn't understand the question? The dude worded it really weirdly.
I mean "Is Justin uhhhh, sorry Beiber, german for basketball? true or false," the way he said it 'german' would be the stating of an opinion and that makes no sense. To what I understand he was asking about his last name.

I don't mean to thoroughly dissect this but I've seen it before and it made me kind of mad because yeah, the way he said it, the question made no sense.

I don't know, I don't really like when people bash on celebrities when they haven't done anything wrong.

I mean he likes his music so does he even care that I don't? No idea but I know if I was putting myself out there I wouldn't give a damn about what some fans say. You can either like me or don't but people shouldn't bash on him for a misunderstanding, people shouldn't bash on anyone for that.

/end small rant

Ya'll can hate on me now. *shrug*
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: reppy on May 11, 2010, 11:45:46 am
*rages at DemonSpawn*  >:( >:( >:( >:(


(don't hit me plz)  :'(
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: MiriaRose on May 11, 2010, 05:19:23 pm
There's a website called Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. People submit themselves or their friends all Bieber'd up.

It's hilarious.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KHking on May 11, 2010, 05:22:50 pm
I found a fantastic video on youtube with Beiber hatred laced within.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzN80iC59I
Beware! Some inappropriate content, but it's all in good fun.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: StarryShay on May 11, 2010, 05:25:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk

xDDD BAHAHAH.
By the same people~
I've been listening to this, for likeeee, weeks~
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 24, 2010, 04:24:33 pm
I personally don't care.  Teenagers (or anyone, really) aren't celebrities to me until they do something worth getting my attention, other than being annoying.  I honestly haven't heard his music (that I'm aware of), and I doubt I'd like it anyways.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: cloud-9 on May 24, 2010, 08:13:12 pm
ohh i wish hollywood could make me beatiful, and i could screech into a microphone like him! good job KH, your comments are nothing less than spot on.  ;D thanks reppy
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: NARUNIK on May 24, 2010, 09:36:54 pm
My little sister called The Justin Beiber's phone number which is now like his fan club number.

Anyway I got 40 texts back asking me to buy a whole bunch of crap. Then I quit the stupid fan club. My sister got in trouble big time.


Justin Beiber to me doesn't sing as well as other artists. He always has back-round singers. Infact he was the only one with backround singers on the kids choise awards.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KHking on May 27, 2010, 09:36:09 pm
Recently, JB as people are calling him, bumped his head into a door and started crying. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: makichan on May 27, 2010, 10:00:31 pm
Eh, he's a fad. Like Aaron Carter or The Hanson Brothers. He'll be gone as soon as he grows up, most likely. Then he'll just be another has-been. :/
And there will be another one in his place.
That's how it works.


(And I bet only half of you even know The Hansons... :D)
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: thesirensings on May 28, 2010, 02:02:43 am
I have to listen to his music. My little sister likes him, and if I complain about it or shut it off, she'll go crying hysterically to mom, who will then go on this spiel about how she puts up with my horrid Japanese music.

But the way I see it, at least I don't have to listen to Hannah Montana anymore. xD
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: NARUNIK on May 28, 2010, 03:58:00 pm
^ Yeah me to. Ever since JB and other krud came along through Disney and stuff Hannah Montana hasn't been in this house for a while.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: soundninja12 on May 28, 2010, 04:46:34 pm
JB is Jacob Black and one of my friends from school. No calling that small girl-voiced boy that ;o;

But I have to agree with Maki, he'll be gone soon. Thank lord for that.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Pots on May 28, 2010, 05:00:23 pm
once he hits puberty....
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: soundninja12 on May 28, 2010, 05:02:29 pm
Shouldn't that have already happened?
He is 16 >.>
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Pots on May 28, 2010, 05:10:25 pm
he must be one of those late bloomers
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: soundninja12 on May 28, 2010, 05:11:18 pm
"The flower that blooms last, will be the most beautiful"
O.O
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Pots on May 28, 2010, 05:17:14 pm
O_O really now... maybe he is actually a girl
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: soundninja12 on May 28, 2010, 05:31:55 pm
It's probably true >.>
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 31, 2010, 10:45:49 am
I listened to him for the first time a couple of days ago, and he sound like a six-year immitating James Brown.  To those who like him, please don't talk to me.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Darknight2433 on June 01, 2010, 08:40:35 pm
^ Ouch, I got hit.
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Post by: Saki-the-cat on June 02, 2010, 12:02:57 pm
Well, hopefully what happened to Hannah Montana will happen to JB.....He'll get older and end up getting less popular with younger girls or somehow he'll end up pole dancing...
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KHking on June 02, 2010, 06:54:19 pm
Yep! They're making some new show of Hannah Montana called Hannah Montana Forever. Yeah right.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: soundninja12 on June 03, 2010, 04:41:53 pm
My day has been made by the picture in my head of old woman Miley Cyrus screeching.
It was lovely.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KHking on June 03, 2010, 04:51:00 pm
That sounds wonderful  :D
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: The_Geek on June 04, 2010, 06:13:57 pm
I just wish everyone would shut up about the guy. Seriously.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: makichan on June 04, 2010, 08:01:20 pm
I found out that the little girl's slumber party that I'm in charge of has a lot of girls who are simply head over heels in love with him. I think it's a little adorable, even if I think he has no talent  :D
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KHking on June 05, 2010, 10:55:22 am
They have a program that blocks anything on the internet that has anything to do with Justin Bieber  ;D
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: MiriaRose on June 05, 2010, 10:37:49 pm
Eh, he's a fad. Like Aaron Carter or The Hanson Brothers. He'll be gone as soon as he grows up, most likely. Then he'll just be another has-been. :/
And there will be another one in his place.
That's how it works.


(And I bet only half of you even know The Hansons... :D)
I remember Aaron Carter though! (jeez that was forever ago)
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on June 06, 2010, 09:05:57 pm
^ Ouch, I got hit.

Sorry; that last part was only a joke.


Yep! They're making some new show of Hannah Montana called Hannah Montana Forever. Yeah right.

Forever what?  Forever annoying?
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Post by: Cassiopeia on June 06, 2010, 09:21:06 pm
I remember Aaron Carter though! (jeez that was forever ago)

Same, I loved him :D
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on June 06, 2010, 09:25:00 pm
The only thing I personally liked about Aaron Carter is that Lemon Demon makes a reference to him beating up Shaq before getting run over by the Batmobile.  (I love the Ultimate Showdown...)
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KHking on June 07, 2010, 05:27:14 pm
I never knew that...
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on June 12, 2010, 11:41:01 pm
It's a funny song, and I really loved who won the fight in this song.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Naruchan on July 09, 2010, 05:54:57 pm
I remember Aaron Carter though! (jeez that was forever ago)

Same, I loved him :D
YESS!
8D Did you know he totally took down shaquel O neil!
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KHking on July 10, 2010, 10:19:41 pm
Jesse McCartney was my Arron Carter. And then he voiced Roxas and I was even happier.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on July 11, 2010, 03:24:10 am
My day has been made by the picture in my head of old woman Miley Cyrus screeching.
It was lovely.
This too, made my day.
Ahh, the crap kids listen to these days.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Animeman73 on July 11, 2010, 08:12:47 pm
-Sigh- -Headdesk- As if Rock and Roll didn't have enough sissy miry girly boys! Seriously where's the originality and creativity! Where are the people who have an original sound? Everything in Rock is so monotonous these days.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on July 15, 2010, 07:50:58 pm
I find it sad that people HATE him.
Can't hate if you don't know him. (or anyone for that matter)
I seriously don't like that he uses 'gangster' phrases like "yo, wud up." (after slamming his face into a door)
I like two of his songs at the most and i think he is a cute kid but really, it's the FANGIRLS that kill everything. (at least for me)
And before i get killed an eated here: I'm not a serious fan of his. He's a 'general' interest. I like him as much as I like flying death monkeys. (they be kewl. But not an obsession.)
And I find it wierd that people call him a prepubescent girl when....he doesnt look like a girl and he is 16...
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: KHking on July 15, 2010, 10:10:53 pm
Here is the reason I dislike him.
He does have catchy riffs in his music. But so does Lil Wayne, and I can't stand either of them.
But he can't sing well.
Sure he can hold a tune, I'll give him that much, but he isn't talented.
His voice is too high for my taste as well. Seriously, Rachel on Glee sings at the same pitch!
There are so many teenagers that don't get their shot at fame because they don't have good looks.
But because he's pretty for the eyes he gets a record deal and the hearts of millions of girls. (He then proceeds to whine about it in teen magazines.)
Anyways, I understand how people do enjoy his *cough* music *cough*.
But I think he relies too heavily on his looks and the background music instead of actaul vocal ability.
End Rant.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: NARUNIK on July 15, 2010, 10:30:16 pm
I probably said this before but he was the only one with backround singers at the kids choice awards.

His voice is actually scratchy. Just because he said Michael Jackson was his hero doesnt mean Justin is awesome. It makes him desperate for more fame. The quire girls at my school are 10 times better.

and he gave me 40 texts on my phone because of his stupid fanclub which my sister subscribed to.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on July 16, 2010, 11:10:16 pm
I probably said this before but he was the only one with backround singers at the kids choice awards.

His voice is actually scratchy. Just because he said Michael Jackson was his hero doesnt mean Justin is awesome. It makes him desperate for more fame. The quire girls at my school are 10 times better.

and he gave me 40 texts on my phone because of his stupid fanclub which my sister subscribed to.
never touch....teh fansites....ewww...
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on July 19, 2010, 10:37:10 pm
I probably said this before but he was the only one with backround singers at the kids choice awards.

His voice is actually scratchy. Just because he said Michael Jackson was his hero doesnt mean Justin is awesome. It makes him desperate for more fame. The quire girls at my school are 10 times better.

and he gave me 40 texts on my phone because of his stupid fanclub which my sister subscribed to.

A - No kidding...?

B - I think you mean "choir" girls, not "quire," unless there's something about that word that I don't know.  I know that it has something to do with bookbinding.

C - Kill your sister and sell her organs to the "Teach Justin Beiber how to sing" Foundation.  :D
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: NARUNIK on July 19, 2010, 11:08:21 pm
Yes I meant choir.

Anyway, if I take my sisters organs how will she fulfill her dream to become the next HANNAH MONTANA.

Gotta respect that ya know. lol
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on July 19, 2010, 11:10:13 pm
No you don't.  If you want to, then sell her Justin collection!
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Post by: NARUNIK on July 19, 2010, 11:17:57 pm
lol, she don't have one. From my view she just wants to fit in with her cousins. So she gets into whatever there into. Im sure her dream about Hannah Montana is just a lie and she really wants to be a pro boxer or something.
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on July 19, 2010, 11:20:28 pm
Oh, so harvest her cousin's organs...
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Post by: NARUNIK on July 19, 2010, 11:26:25 pm
XD, her brother already threatened to do that. lol

But seriously, whats with all the crappy music these days. IS IT BECAUSE MACS ARE MORE FAMOUS NOW AND PEOPLE ARE USING GARAGE BAND? ( a music program )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrIz0KCq1YA

^Thats what I call music. Whats with all the techno, audio tune stuff these days..Yeesh.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on July 20, 2010, 08:54:13 am
XD, her brother already threatened to do that. lol

But seriously, whats with all the crappy music these days. IS IT BECAUSE MACS ARE MORE FAMOUS NOW AND PEOPLE ARE USING GARAGE BAND? ( a music program )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrIz0KCq1YA

^Thats what I call music. Whats with all the techno, audio tune stuff these days..Yeesh.

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I also like these examples of music...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ViM8tKG1Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh_1jmvq5e4
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Yatterman on August 13, 2010, 06:18:14 pm
After seeing Justin Beiber get hit by a water bottle this is what I could say to the guy who threw it.

Don't throw a water bottle at him. Throw a oversize truck at him.
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Romo on August 13, 2010, 06:29:45 pm
I find it sad that people HATE him.
Can't hate if you don't know him. (or anyone for that matter)
And I find it wierd that people call him a prepubescent girl when....he doesnt look like a girl and he is 16...

Sorry but I have to agree. I can't say I like his music, it doesn't bother me that much since I don't really hear it around, but I can't say I hate him either. No matter what tabloids and fans do he's just a person, like we are. So I find it pointless to hate him for it. So what if he's on television singing? It's like Demon said, he likes his music so the amount of people that don't probably don't matter to him. I say if you don't like his stuff just let it go. Move on, listen to stuff you DO like. Wasting your energy hating a celebrity is...well like I said, a waste of energy. Especially when you could be hating something much more worthy of it; like racists and such. I'm prepared to be boo'd by the anti-fans on this thread but I'm just saying. ;;Raises hands.;;

Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: NeonFoxRocks on August 13, 2010, 06:47:54 pm
the bests ones are where they repeat it a lot XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GjKiy3nSI
Title: Re: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit!
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on August 13, 2010, 08:41:41 pm
I find it sad that people HATE him.
Can't hate if you don't know him. (or anyone for that matter)
And I find it wierd that people call him a prepubescent girl when....he doesnt look like a girl and he is 16...

Sorry but I have to agree. I can't say I like his music, it doesn't bother me that much since I don't really hear it around, but I can't say I hate him either. No matter what tabloids and fans do he's just a person, like we are. So I find it pointless to hate him for it. So what if he's on television singing? It's like Demon said, he likes his music so the amount of people that don't probably don't matter to him. I say if you don't like his stuff just let it go. Move on, listen to stuff you DO like. Wasting your energy hating a celebrity is...well like I said, a waste of energy. Especially when you could be hating something much more worthy of it; like racists and such. I'm prepared to be boo'd by the anti-fans on this thread but I'm just saying. ;;Raises hands.;;


Indeed. The only people who are 'worth' hating are those of racist/fascist/homophobic etc. ethics. Though I still can't 'hate' unless I know the person or if they caused harm to my family or friends. Although i still don't like Zoe Saldana and her Uhura in new Trek! (she totally KILLED her!)
But still. If you don't like a celebrity, move on. It isn't going to make them feel bad or be any less famous. They do expect haters no matter who they are.