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Title: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 04, 2009, 09:46:01 pm: Welcome to the land of Bagels. We are often considered a global representative of peace, love, and tastiness. This is because Bagels are tasty, and loving, and will never try to stab you. English Muffin's are pretty ballin' too, but they're suboptimal compared to bagels because they have a longer cook time and aren't as versatile. Nonetheless, we respect them as one of the 42 most delicious things that taste with butter.

Bagelia is your first news source if you need to be in the know about bagels. Bagel meetups? Places where bagels taste good (hint: everywhere)? Excellent recipes using bagels? Excellent recipes that can be eaten before or after eating bagels? New methods of eating bagels? Assassinations performed using nothing but a bagel, a pat of butter, three leafs of baby spinach, and a gun? You'll here about it here first!

So, some underlying details which I feel the need to divulge:

National Capital: New York City
Population: Everyone
National Food: Bagel
National Doughnut: Voodoo's Plain Raised Glazed; it kind of looks like a Bagel
National Dog: Beagle
National Flower: Poppy ('cause the seeds taste good on bagels)
National Mind-Altering Substance which we do not condone, endorse, or prescribe: Vicodine
The Price of tea in China: Neither here nor there

Enjoy your stay, and your bagels.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DemonSpawn on August 04, 2009, 09:56:20 pm: You forgot the holiness of the bagel.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 04, 2009, 10:04:51 pm: You mean holeyness.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: StarryShay on August 04, 2009, 10:08:11 pm: Ohyes.
I like blueberry bagels with berry-cream cheese.~ <33
It's nummy. :33
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 04, 2009, 10:13:07 pm: Those are tasty!

http://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=10687.0

Bagelians unite!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: oslapedo on August 04, 2009, 10:20:58 pm: gyu4rwe THX SHAY

But yeah, bagels. I do love 'em~<3
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 06, 2009, 01:54:47 am: Well, Bagelians, I'm off to go sleep.

With bagels, of course! :D
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: tofutakeout on August 06, 2009, 02:16:15 am: Sleeping with bagels sounds like an odd fetish Charles. XD

I like berry bagels and Cinnamon ones as well. <3
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 06, 2009, 03:44:34 am: Let's not be judgmental now. :<
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: tofutakeout on August 06, 2009, 03:55:56 am: I'm not really, I never said it was bad. Everyone's judgmental even when they don't think they are.

I have no idea what babble is coming out of my mouth right now. x_x
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 06, 2009, 03:57:47 am: IF IT'S NOT A BAGEL, PERHAPS YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR LIFE. ;]

Seriously though, I'm gonna go eat a bagel, then sleep.

After getting the first post this hour, of course.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: tofutakeout on August 06, 2009, 03:58:50 am: hmmm, true. I still need to finish my epic journey of finding myself. X]

okay then. Sleep well when you do.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 06, 2009, 04:01:46 am: I missed it by, like, a second.

And it was totally because of load times. >:[
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: tofutakeout on August 06, 2009, 04:03:24 am: I'm sorry. Load times totally suck when their slow. Its like dancing while needing to pee. XD
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: kylite on August 06, 2009, 12:36:38 pm: *starts the anti bagle movement*
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: StarryShay on August 06, 2009, 01:13:49 pm: -Prepares bagel cannons- :'O
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Jacob_Blackfeather on August 06, 2009, 09:47:37 pm: I like plain bagles that are tosted yummy.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 06, 2009, 09:58:35 pm: Quote from: kylite on August 06, 2009, 12:36:38 pm
*starts the anti bagle movement*
HATER. :<

P.S.
I told you guys he's the bad cop
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DemonSpawn on August 06, 2009, 11:01:57 pm: Them's some fightin' words Kylite.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: KogaRyu on August 07, 2009, 02:38:01 am: Every morning I have a Bagel for Breakfast.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 07, 2009, 12:19:31 pm: This consistency has given you unparalleled skills in Initial D? :O
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: KogaRyu on August 09, 2009, 04:48:17 pm: Quote from: DancingTofu on August 07, 2009, 12:19:31 pm
This consistency has given you unparalleled skills in Initial D? :O

Why of course. XD They're the reason I wake up in the morning. My two current Favorites are the Raspberry Bagel and the French Toast Bagel.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DemonSpawn on August 09, 2009, 07:18:02 pm: In the words of a genius:

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi66.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh241%2F4acesup%2FFoamy%2FfoamyIcon82.gif&hash=f7f3a6f0d820ff3be470f44f04aea49c8321192e)
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 10, 2009, 02:00:18 am: I haven't had a bagel in days. D:

It's like my soul is decaying into simple carbons!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: KogaRyu on August 12, 2009, 01:01:09 am: Maybe I'll bring some of the finest Bagels from WA with me to K-con. Maybe..
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: sabata on August 12, 2009, 01:05:46 am: i used to go down to QFC before school everyday and buy a cheese bagel. WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO APPRECIATE THE ALL MIGHTY BAGELZ??!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 12, 2009, 01:19:29 am: Quote from: KogaRyu on August 12, 2009, 01:01:09 am
Maybe I'll bring some of the finest Bagels from WA with me to K-con. Maybe..
DO IT.

Sabata, you're in the right place ;]

Hmm, quick discussion topic: Gabriel's Bagels? Opinions? Next to legit New York Bagels, which are nearly impossible to replicate due to New York's unique ecosystem and climate, these are the best bagels I've encountered. I'm about 95% certain that Chaos uses these, which definitely reinforces my positive opinion of them.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: sabata on August 12, 2009, 01:24:35 am: have you ever had a warm cheesy bagel from QFC? with a nice cup of coffee. it is so great on a windy day.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 12, 2009, 02:02:35 am: I've never been to QFC. Where is it? What is it?
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: sabata on August 12, 2009, 02:09:51 am: QFC is like a cheepo safeway/fred meyers. they have a good deli, and bakery. i went there because it was like, 2 blocks from my old middle school. mt tabor. i don't go there anymore.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 12, 2009, 02:21:38 am: I see. I might check it out some time, since I live in the area.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: sabata on August 12, 2009, 02:27:07 am: they are quite good. only problem is if you want them warm, then you have to get there early. i don't know if that place is still open anyways. i haven't been there for 2 years. by the way, i kinda want to go to your bagel meetup thing. but it seems kinda late to sign up. and i don't really know anyone. not to mention it will be soaking we tomorrow.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: KogaRyu on August 12, 2009, 03:32:37 am: Over Here in WA, Big Foot Bagels is THE Best place for bagels that I can think of. I go there almost every morning for breakfast. ;)
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 12, 2009, 06:54:40 am: Quote from: sabata on August 12, 2009, 02:27:07 am
they are quite good. only problem is if you want them warm, then you have to get there early. i don't know if that place is still open anyways. i haven't been there for 2 years. by the way, i kinda want to go to your bagel meetup thing. but it seems kinda late to sign up. and i don't really know anyone. not to mention it will be soaking we tomorrow.
If you can make it, feel free to do so. The rain actually makes Chaos feel really cozy, so I wouldn't worry about that...kills the idea of going to the park afterwards though.

KogaRyu, I'll have to check that out some time! Where is it?
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: KogaRyu on August 14, 2009, 03:38:10 pm: It is in Woodinville!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/big-foot-bagels-inc-woodinville
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: princessmoon on August 14, 2009, 10:29:46 pm: holy toledo, there was a bag of mixed bagels on the counter and i snagged one to munch on.... surprise, surprise, it was a jalapeno bagel.....

i felt like: (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mecha-head.com%2Fimages%2Fcasshern_sins%2Fcasshern_friender.jpg&hash=c21e5d7a240a993a6400f1bbc685ca2a58382340)

I still love bagels... :P
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 14, 2009, 11:04:04 pm: That's pretty metal. :O

We're out of Bagels and I only have $4 to last me an unknown length of time.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: sabata on August 15, 2009, 12:34:48 am: go and tapdance in a park with a hat. and ask for bagels.

WILL DANCE FOR BAGELS!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 15, 2009, 12:36:39 am: My usual tactic is to close the fridge, then open it again, until I find food.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: sabata on August 15, 2009, 12:40:25 am: whatever. i will follow you always, for your amazing stach, and your bagel amazingness.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DemonSpawn on August 15, 2009, 11:47:47 am: Quote from: DancingTofu on August 15, 2009, 12:36:39 am
My usual tactic is to close the fridge, then open it again, until I find food.
No way! Me too!
Doesn't work for me usually. :P
How's it workin' for you?
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 16, 2009, 12:27:18 am: IT WORKED!

I went back to the fridge, opened it, and there were bagels!

I ate one. It had nummy hummus on it. :D
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: sabata on August 16, 2009, 12:35:10 am: i had a glazed donut today, and realized it looked like a slimy bagel
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 16, 2009, 12:46:12 am: THEY ARE!

Doughnuts are what happen if you deep fry bagels...
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: sabata on August 16, 2009, 12:47:54 am: but then there are them nerd ones. that are square.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 16, 2009, 12:51:25 am: Strange.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Blackstar on August 30, 2009, 10:26:02 pm: ^^ i love bagels
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Kimiski on August 30, 2009, 10:27:16 pm: *muffins*
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Blackstar on August 30, 2009, 10:29:14 pm: Quote from: kimiski on August 30, 2009, 10:27:16 pm
*muffins*
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD (dancingtofu) WILL STRIKE YOU MUFFIN PEOPLE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on August 30, 2009, 10:32:14 pm: Tofu, you spelled Vicodin wrong in your first post. That is, of course, unless there's a drug on the market called Vicodine. Is it a refined form of Codine?

Also, I like Market of Choice's strawberry bagels. They have chunks of strawberry in them and are nummy. They look a little like Sheryl Nome's hair, actually.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Kimiski on August 30, 2009, 10:33:57 pm: The muffins will rise above!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Blackstar on August 30, 2009, 10:34:54 pm: Quote from: kimiski on August 30, 2009, 10:33:57 pm
The muffins will rise above!
Are you declaring war on us!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Kimiski on August 30, 2009, 10:36:47 pm: Yes, yes i am
Cause the muffins are amazing
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Tanuki19 on August 30, 2009, 10:38:04 pm: strawberry cake will join the fray!!! >_< because cake is not a lie!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Blackstar on August 30, 2009, 10:39:05 pm: Quote from: Tanuki19 on August 30, 2009, 10:38:04 pm
strawberry cake will join the fray!!! >_< because cake is not a lie!
GET OUT OF HERE CAKE YOU ARE A LIE!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Tanuki19 on August 30, 2009, 10:39:58 pm: never! bagels and muffins are the ones who are lies!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Blackstar on August 30, 2009, 10:40:54 pm: (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.ning.com%2Ffiles%2FcoqSEbjXtUQK7b-z1wf-0e3BN9PI1hC1TNRBlhrRo4NvLT4i5sN-fOYhRjTLPdTNsK225vLCtWU74YUNj0B2ltR7WCm1euhw%2Fcake.jpg&hash=dbadd8e8b6b1426c68fa098a44c14682ac50c889)
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Kimiski on August 30, 2009, 10:42:01 pm: We attack!
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F24ux8ix.jpg&hash=cce7f88c49f29df0358e25d9cb47b19823a6b354) (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F24ux8ix.jpg&hash=cce7f88c49f29df0358e25d9cb47b19823a6b354) (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F24ux8ix.jpg&hash=cce7f88c49f29df0358e25d9cb47b19823a6b354) (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F24ux8ix.jpg&hash=cce7f88c49f29df0358e25d9cb47b19823a6b354) (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.tinypic.com%2F24ux8ix.jpg&hash=cce7f88c49f29df0358e25d9cb47b19823a6b354)

Go army of Muffins!
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Blackstar on August 30, 2009, 10:46:51 pm: ATTACK
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.ytmnd.com%2Fcontent%2Ff%2Ff%2F9%2Fff958246986cf170fb8be3dcb921c26a.jpg&hash=eb438d2bde25966e9d05109f0d0cdf520207c677)
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Kimiski on August 30, 2009, 10:51:46 pm: Too late.
We won.

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.tinypic.com%2Fhtwqq1.jpg&hash=50ee89d51c1cd2d2ab486173b9a775f7ad7a7bfb)
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on August 30, 2009, 11:43:17 pm: Denial will get you nowhere.

This topic is about Bagels.

Now, I have nothing wrong with Muffins, or Cake, but they aren't Bagels. So if I hear about cake and muffins and such here (in Bagelia, which is all about Bagels), I'm gonna have to remove those posts.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on October 05, 2009, 08:55:32 am: If I had a bagel...

I would eat it.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Animeman73 on October 05, 2009, 09:23:57 am: I have several ways I like my bagels:

1. Toasted with butter on them.

2. Blueberry of plain with cream cheese on them (Yeah!)

3. Toasted with Peanut Butter and Jelly on them (Whew, my mouth's watering just thinking about it.)
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: soundninja12 on October 05, 2009, 01:27:08 pm: QUESTION!
Is this like, one of those anti-spoon/fork castle movements?
If it is an ali, I will be interested... but if it is against us... you know.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Animeman73 on October 05, 2009, 01:33:25 pm: I think I recall having a New York Bagel once it was good. I'd love to get a Bagel from the East end, I hear they're legendary.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: DancingTofu on October 06, 2009, 05:06:46 am: Quote from: soundninja12 on October 05, 2009, 01:27:08 pm
QUESTION!
Is this like, one of those anti-spoon/fork castle movements?
If it is an ali, I will be interested... but if it is against us... you know.
Bagelia is pro-everything.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: soundninja12 on October 06, 2009, 10:59:35 am: Quote from: DancingTofu on October 06, 2009, 05:06:46 am
Quote from: soundninja12 on October 05, 2009, 01:27:08 pm
QUESTION!
Is this like, one of those anti-spoon/fork castle movements?
If it is an ali, I will be interested... but if it is against us... you know.
Bagelia is pro-everything.

Good thing, because I freaking love bagels.

Blueberry bagels are nummy...
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Prinz Eugen on October 06, 2009, 01:09:33 pm: The bagel: Toasted garlic, sliced as a sandwich

The stuffing: Braunschweiger (liver sausage,) a dollop of mayo and a SOLID 1/2" DISK of a strong onion.
Not the walla-walla-wimpies. Whistle your favorite tune & strip the paint off a passing bus.
Title: Re: Bagelia
Post by: Animeman73 on October 06, 2009, 05:52:47 pm: Wow Prinz Eugan that sounds deliciously EPIC in it's awesomeness.