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Title: Big whiny forum related post
Post by: TomThe_Fanboy on May 08, 2004, 12:09:08 am: Help! It's been days and I've not been registered!
I wanna get alittle set of stars!
I wanna get a sig line and an avatar!
I want recognition!
Wahhhhhh!
:cry: :cry: :cry:

I have registered the name Tom the Fanboy but I haven't been able to log on since I haven't gotten any confirmation emails. Is there something I should do???

-Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy
Title: Big whiny forum related post
Post by: staze on May 08, 2004, 12:41:55 am: you won't get a confirmation. try logging in.

if it doesn't work, pm me with the password you want and I'll reset it...
Title: Big whiny forum related post
Post by: on May 08, 2004, 08:13:40 am: Um.... I can't pm without logging in....
Title: Big whiny forum related post
Post by: staze on May 08, 2004, 12:08:54 pm: email communication@kumoricon.org
Title: =D YAY!
Post by: YariChuu on May 26, 2004, 03:40:10 pm: =D YAAYY!! A FANBOY!!! *twirly glomp*

...Whee. ^.^
Title: Big whiny forum related post
Post by: Lysanna on May 26, 2004, 08:42:45 pm: Holy crap, resize that avatar.
Title: Re: =D YAY!
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 26, 2004, 11:05:00 pm: Quote from: "YariChuu"
=D YAAYY!! A FANBOY!!! *twirly glomp*

...Whee. ^.^

Sweet, cyber-glomping.
8)
Can't wait for the con.
Title: Big whiny forum related post
Post by: SailorNaboo on May 27, 2004, 08:24:48 am: Heh! Wow, from whining about a registration problem to three stars in how long? :lol:

You really are looking forward to this, aren't you?
Title: Big whiny forum related post
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 30, 2004, 03:56:14 am: Quote from: "SailorNaboo"
Heh! Wow, from whining about a registration problem to three stars in how long? :lol:

You really are looking forward to this, aren't you?

*humbly shrugs*
It's my way.
That's why I'm the Fanboy!

Heh heh, part of me wants to help out and be staff,
and part of me wants to earn the star ratings and titles!
Not volunteering for all the wrong reasons!
*beats himself with the GIGA PAPER FAN*
Bad Fanboy! Bad!
This is why T Campbell killed you character!

*forum users back away slowly, except for one who is morbidly intrigued*
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: TomtheFanboy on June 29, 2006, 09:52:42 pm: Here's a bad convention joke about me being a money maker......

You know I'm a success, cuz if I was in ConOps, it'd be CoinOps. :wink:
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Antares on June 29, 2006, 10:08:07 pm: <groan!> :roll:
Where's the con chair? I think I have to sit down.
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: EcchiSpice on June 30, 2006, 08:08:35 am: Right here!

Good thing I saw this and posted fast! Now you don't have far to fall down the screen.

Has anyone seen my ottoman?
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: kylite on June 30, 2006, 08:22:14 am: *tries to air out the room from such a stinker of a joke*
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: cupcake_abuser_zooshi on June 30, 2006, 11:10:31 am: Ha...haha..........ha.....

XD Kill me.
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: guspasho on June 30, 2006, 06:11:28 pm: Don't forget that I can delete your posts! :P
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Neko_Chan on June 30, 2006, 06:21:22 pm: Quote from: "guspasho"
Don't forget that I can delete your posts! :P

Abuse of Power! (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv701%2Fcarolineacree%2Fzomg.jpg&hash=80a728d07191d8e8b7d887045f864357c2088215)
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: TomtheFanboy on July 01, 2006, 10:37:03 am: Quote from: "guspasho"
Don't forget that I can delete your posts! :P

All your rebuttals are belong to us!

Ecchispice, I think the Ottoman got eaten by the Persian Rug.
Or was it the other way around?
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Negima on July 01, 2006, 05:00:45 pm: Quote from: "TomtheFanboy"
Quote from: "guspasho"
Don't forget that I can delete your posts! :P

All your rebuttals are belong to us!

Ecchispice, I think the Ottoman got eaten by the Persian Rug.
Or was it the other way around?

I'm pretty sure the Otto man was eaten by the Persian Rug after it evolved from a Meowth Placemat. :mrgreen:
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 01, 2006, 06:00:15 pm: No, no, no, the Otto man is standing by to pilot the aircraft in case of an emergency event. He real name is Otto Pilot.
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Pie Row Maniac on July 03, 2006, 09:14:23 am: Q: What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King?
A: He orders a WHHOOPPPAAAAHHHH!!!

Q: What does he order to drink?
A: He gets a WAAAAHHHTAAAA!!!!
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Waffles on July 04, 2006, 06:22:20 pm: Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha thats funny! Oh my god is that funny hey everybody this guy over here is FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH*snort*
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: kylite on July 05, 2006, 10:18:05 am: *blinks* ....*blinks*..... @.@

*wanders off shaking head*
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: superjaz on July 05, 2006, 11:27:47 am: wooooo i have not one but two count em two jokesness of puns
q) a big moran and a little moron were on a brige the big moran fell off why didn't the little moran?
a) because he was a little more on (moran!!!) get it hahahah yay :)
number two, get ready ..(steady go!)
Q) whats irish and stays out side all year round?
a) paddy o' funiture!!! get it patio?
then theres the one about the woodchucks and bolling balls but that might be a bit much for here....
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 05, 2006, 03:43:34 pm: Why did the duck blow up on the 4th of July?

He was a fire quacker!
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Waffles on July 05, 2006, 09:39:41 pm: Quote from: "Waffles"
Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha thats funny! Oh my god is that funny hey everybody this guy over here is FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH*snort*
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 05, 2006, 09:47:32 pm: Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?

He was a Yankee Doodler.

What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?

Beneduck Arnold.

Mommy, mommy, why is daddy so pale?

Shut up and eat your soup.

Mommy, mommy where's daddy?

Shut up and keep digging.

Mrs. Jones, can Timmy come out and play baseball with us?

You know very well he has no arms and legs.
That's ok, we were going to use him for second base.
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Waffles on July 05, 2006, 09:49:33 pm: Quote from: "Waffles"
Quote from: "Waffles"
Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha thats funny! Oh my god is that funny hey everybody this guy over here is FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH*snort*
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Negima on July 06, 2006, 11:54:28 am: All these jokes... ... it's such a bad form of punishment. ^_^
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Pie Row Maniac on July 06, 2006, 11:59:29 am: Quote from: "Waffles"
Quote from: "Waffles"
Quote from: "Waffles"
Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha thats funny! Oh my god is that funny hey everybody this guy over here is FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH*snort*
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Dark_Lady_Kassendra on July 06, 2006, 02:32:13 pm: Oh, man.... *sigh* It can't be helped....

How many members of Goggle Squad does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer:

None, they have fan girls for that!
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 06, 2006, 03:52:24 pm: Please don't tell me what qualifies as fanservice in yaoi.
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Dark_Lady_Kassendra on July 06, 2006, 07:29:17 pm: *shrug* I dunno, I was just bored and came up with it.... lol
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: BakaBishonen on July 06, 2006, 08:04:20 pm: Quote from: "jaybug"
Please don't tell me what qualifies as fanservice in yaoi.

am i the only guy that knows the answer to this question, usually its whatever makes fangirls make funny funny noises, like kissing
GoO~! fanservice
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/bakabishonen/sakura-con/HPIM1394.jpg
i say anyone who does something illegal at the con has to listen to jaybugs jokes as punishment for 4 hours ^^ jk~!
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 06, 2006, 08:34:35 pm: Gee, does that mean I have already done something illegal at the con, to be forced to tell bad jokes for 4 hours?
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: BakaBishonen on July 06, 2006, 11:21:40 pm: umm no, but i nominated u for the head captain of the brige, congratz~!
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Waffles on July 08, 2006, 01:16:23 am: @dark great joke i AM PLEASED!
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Dark_Lady_Kassendra on July 08, 2006, 05:32:54 am: ^.^ Thankies.... I was thinkin' of ya when I came up with it :P
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: superjaz on July 08, 2006, 11:19:19 am: okay heres my wood chuck joke
what the differce between a truckload of dead wood chucks and a truck load of bolling balls?
you can't unload bolling balls with a pitch fork
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Dark_Lady_Kassendra on July 08, 2006, 03:21:14 pm: *blinks and blinks again* Wow.... but you know. It's true. Unloading bowling balls wouldn't be as fun... *runs around with a number of sqewered wood chucks on a pitch fork* Mwahahahaha!!!
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 11, 2006, 05:16:35 pm: Try using Echidnas, they are self-skewering. Or hedgehogs, or porcupines. Or the friend of yours who cannot go to the airport due to the amount of piercings.
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2006, 07:20:54 pm: I can't believe this has gone on for 3 pages :roll:
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 11, 2006, 07:28:20 pm: Does this mean you don't know any jokes?

What do you get when you piss off a bunch of clams?

A bucket of steamers!

Why did the little moron take a hammer to bed?

He was gonna hit the hay.

How do you get a one-handed moron out of a tree?

Wave.

Why did the little moron paint the toilet with a big yellow M on it?

So he could take his family out for a Happy Meal.

Why are you still reading this?

The judge asked the child in the divorce which parent the child wanted to live with. The child replied, "The Portland Trailblazers." Why, asked the judge, do you want to live with the Portland Trailblazers? To which the kid said, "Because they don't beat anybody!"
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Wolf Wood on July 11, 2006, 07:30:53 pm: why did the chicken cross the road.. HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW IM NOT THE CHICKEN MASTER!! yea thats a lame joke
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 11, 2006, 07:31:29 pm: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because motorcycles don't have doors.
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 16, 2006, 05:22:44 pm: Just heard this last night.

Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary.

It's found running in the jeans. (genes)
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: makichan on July 16, 2006, 07:49:29 pm: hhhhmmm rather repulsive yet.... *rubs chin* somewhat amusing
....
.........go on
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Negima on July 16, 2006, 09:35:57 pm: @ makichan
If you insist...

Earlier today a man swallowed $12.49 before he was rushed to the hospital and given laxatives. Sadly no change is expected.
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: makichan on July 16, 2006, 10:01:53 pm: <----- is easily amused

.....
......... xD
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 17, 2006, 08:51:04 pm: What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Hey Dark Lady. what's the name of the Mexican Phone Company?
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 30, 2006, 08:44:30 pm: If you have Microsoft?

Do you need to take Microviagra for it?
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Waffles on July 30, 2006, 11:01:50 pm: God damn I think I have to re quote myself........
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Dark_Lady_Kassendra on July 31, 2006, 04:10:33 am: Quote from: "jaybug"
Hey Dark Lady. what's the name of the Mexican Phone Company?

I don't know Jay, what is the name of the Mexican Phone Companay..... wait..... wait.... oh gods Jay!!!! >.<

*sighs* Taco Bell

Har har... I work for the Mexican Phone Company.... you would think that they would pay me better...
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on July 31, 2006, 07:24:13 pm: Need to unionize your local Bell!

Pull my finger!
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on August 06, 2006, 09:05:13 pm: What do you call Waffles sister who is in charge of something?

Miss Management!
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Waffles on August 06, 2006, 09:07:27 pm: what did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in Glove with you....

also I call her melissa
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Dark_Lady_Kassendra on August 07, 2006, 04:33:47 am: So, how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well two of course (inuendo) the question really is, how did they get in there!!!

*badum cha* (drum roll sound)

I know... that was bad... and dirty...
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: jaybug on August 07, 2006, 04:37:36 pm: How many yaoi fangirls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. That's the whole point isn't it?

How many control freaks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Same answer, none. That's the whole point of control isn't it?
Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on August 08, 2006, 11:15:47 am: I liked the second one more, jaybug.

I read this in a mag.

One day, President Bush came to the White House with three cows. The soldier at the door saluted Bush and asked him, "What's with the cows, sir?"
Bush replied, "These are top-grade black angus cows. I got one for my wife, and two for my two girls."
The soldier saluted the President once again and said, "Nice trade, sir."