Kumoricon
Convention Events and Programming => Anime, Manga, and Japanese Media and Culture => Topic started by: FilkAeris on January 26, 2005, 03:05:34 pm
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I ran into this on the boards over at Dominic Deegan and thought it would be fun to import here!
The idea is that someone begins the story with three words, and each subsequent poster adds three words (not one, not two, not four and five is right out! ^_^) to the story. It can be as random as you like, but it's usually best to keep things at least in some kind of readable sequence. You can end a sentence and start a new one at any time.
EXAMPLE:
(taken from a random point in the middle of the DD boards' story)
Suddenly, the ninjas
asked Jacob to
get them sushi.
But Jacob said
"yes master." Jacob
got on his
flame sprouting mini-dragon
fish hat. He
laughed mightily and
wondered why he
wasn't wearing pants.
...you get the idea. So, let the tale begin!
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Kumoricon had begun
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(Sounds like a good idea ^_^)
its cosplay contest
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is clearly a
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hide out for
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the giant squirl
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dancing on the
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Piano in the
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happenin' otaku lounge
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under a gazebo
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full of badgers
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When suddenly the
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Badgers attacked an
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angry giant sqirrel
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for some fruit
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then turned into
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(new page, thought I should put everything together to help.)
Kumoricon had begun
its cosplay contest
is clearly a
hide out for
the giant squirl
dancing on the
Piano in the
happenin' otaku lounge
under a gazebo
full of badgers
When suddenly the
Badgers attacked an
angry giant sqirrel
for some fruit
then turned into
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a magical creature
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who had a
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very large mushroom
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upon its back
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The mushroom had
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a bad cold
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and sneezed alot
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so it had
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to go to
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the optometrist for
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some medicine so
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the swelling would
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cease and the
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pain would fade
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but wildebeest rage
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would take control
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of the optometrist
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on the night
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of the antelope.
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Pretty. Pretty. Dancing.
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was all he
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ever wanted, yet
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he couldn't keep
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puppys in line
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to be caramelized
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for the pretty
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hungry hungry hippos
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that paraded down
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to the factory
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for the juicy
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watermelon flavored wet-nap
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their only weakness
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for which they
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became female instantaneously
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dancing squirrles that
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like everything people
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and puppy related
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mortal kombat style
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iron cheff tokyo
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Then he awoke!
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To see scorpion!
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COME BACK HERE!!!
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he cried from
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intense stomach pain
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from the bathroom
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inside taco bell
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the burning quickly
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reached toilet water
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then dove inside
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for a pot
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of warm coffee
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that was really
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worth the 12
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golden pocky sticks
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but the caffeine
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kept him going
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through the night
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but when morning
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paper came he
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yelled at the
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smell coming from
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the exploding weasel
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which angered him
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"OBEY THE FIST"
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yelled Skeletor raging
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thru the pudding
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and over marshmallows
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and HeMan's remains
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which quivered messily
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on the trapoleen
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as Megatron farted
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and the whole
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trampolin flew away
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smashing Tokyo Tower
(you knew we had to work the destruction of Tokyo Tower into this somehow)
PezCat
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as the Tower
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did an impersonation
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of a falling
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slightly thawed turkey
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on a stick
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a ninja came
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and threw a
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suprisingly heavy phonebook
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,so many papercuts
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at the lunging
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pudding covered Skeletor
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burst into flames.
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leaving only goo :twisted:
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that she spread
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over butterd toast
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then ran because
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cinnamon is abrasive
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cinnamon is abrasive
When their skirts
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go completely rigid
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from frosty coldness
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inside the slurpie
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. Behold, the magical
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Ninja shinguards of
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forgetting to login
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to the neural
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cortex of the
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frozen waffle zone
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containing lost threads
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of Fuli Culi
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which will not
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stay dead when
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you stab it
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or drown it
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Or eat it
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with chopsticks dipped
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into melted cheese
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covered in the
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ground up remains
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of the former
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pudding covered Skeletor
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. As he winced,
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his power fading...
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he whispered 'I...
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will be avenged
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, sword in hand!
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But just then
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Out of nowhere
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emerging from darkness
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came the sound
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"WHERE'S MY POCKY?!"
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a smell wavered (Waved? Waffed? Wafted? o_o Pyo.)
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of chocolate sweetness
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and he ran
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into the bamboo
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forest with the
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Yakuza quickly following
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in their yukatas
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wooden sandals clonking
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they caught up
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then suddenly turning
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screaming out loud "
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"Gimmie My Pocky!"
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Sexy no Jutsu"
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striking without warning
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blood splattered from
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the one place
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that is very
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sweet and tender
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Just like Pocky
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; oh the sweet
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strawberry flavored pocky
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but getting back
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to our story...
(AHAH. Too much talk of Pocky.)
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we find the
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Magical girl Megumi
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eating a panda
(o_o I dunno.)
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"that makes me"
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"A sad Panda"
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Megumi said "SHUTUPI'MEATINGYOUANYWAY!"
(Aha. That's totaly three words.)
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seeing its really
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Panda Licorice Chews
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Make kittens say
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yuck! meoow phuu!
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then you're splashed
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with panda juice(tm)
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prefer chocolate flavord
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and neko shaped
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live gummy bears
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caught in the
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little evil net
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of mass hysteria
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now doom impending
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with no hope
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of honorable deaths.
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And so the
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time had come
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"save the chickens!"
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But before they
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could try to
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resuce the chickens
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a journey must
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recommend the chicken
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begin right here
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and play yahtzee
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moving outward then
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gruesome ritualistic seppuku.
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(Ohh. I shudder at the word! :( I looked online for pictures for a report and I got a bunch of icky hentai. Beh.)
One by one
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they set forth
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stabbing the large
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barrier between them & <not a word..technically a symbol merely representing the idea of a "word" specifically and
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Yoshi's tea kettle
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and the Hello (Put 'Kitty' in the next word. O__O DO IT. :o)
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Kitty collectable tombstones
(god i'm morbid)
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(yay.)
painted with little
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QEvil's pet monkey
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showed the way ( Pez your a brave man :P )
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for 'Goo' shocktroops
(I'm back.........!)
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These 3 people should NEVER be allowed in the same thread....let alone in the same order :twisted: Pezcat, Magnus, & me
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who then ran
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into the distance
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chasing raspberry prophylactics
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BUT THE EYES
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just kept ozzing :shock:
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delicious chocolate flavored
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teadrops of doom
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invoking Cuddly Cthulu
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whom then leaped
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onto the nearest
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unexpecting passerby who
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was tentacle-ized slimily
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screaming in horror/pleasure (you pick which)
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as they slapped
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Riverspree's art thief
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into the netherworld
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to be tortured
(aww, spree! I liked your sig! Where'd it go? :( )
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for all eternity
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with forgotten disco
(oh alright.....I could have unleashed the icon of bouncy crazyness again...but I was nice this year! :wink: )
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while DDR characters
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plot much evil
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plans to ruin
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a tea party
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of the damned
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alien mole people
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from throwing the
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old tomato pie
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and cherry coke
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underworld far below
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into the depths
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of the forbidden
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Dreamy Otaku Land
(Bwahah. I'm the mayor. >DD)
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was it raining?
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Yes, it was
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raining purple rain
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now I'm wet
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MY hair! she
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exclaimed while dousing
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(dousing? in the rain???) okay...
her garden with
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regular water. The
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chicken loving Ed
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then ran through
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the squash patch
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filled with landmines
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and polar fleece
(it would have been a fun dousing if it was with Hawaiian Punch or Sake or something)
PezCat
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but then transmuted
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into super, mega,
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plush sailor senshi
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shouting with rage
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because hello kitty
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glomped many massively
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underdressed male crossplayers
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and stabbed them
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with jello filled
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boxed sets of
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rabid cybernetic bunnies
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But they had
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been infected with
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Otakuitis, the Deadly
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virus that spreads
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through out the
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fingernails and it
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rots the brain
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and also horrible
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ozzing warts appear
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there is a cure
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magical girl sparkles
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From Pocky Princess'
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nothing but love
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where to find
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the Seeds though?
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and the magic
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that will activate
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goofy clown magic
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and save our
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honoured Goo friends.
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The P.P. suddenly
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started to stink
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giving way to
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OTAKU OTAKU OTAKU
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and fleeing the
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local area hastily
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as the massive
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h-rated tenticle monster
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closed in with
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oozing tentacles writhing
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outward grabbing anything
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School girls ran
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far far away
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into the abyss
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the happy abyss
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neighboring the wafflezone
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suberb of wheatland
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In Dough Valley
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where its known ( what kind of sick place is this!)
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that no mortal
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can eat bread
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made without special
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eggs from a
(Bread dosn't even have eggs in it does it? rofl.)
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evil giant chicken :twisted:
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whom hates Anime
(That's the worst kinda chicken)
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Bad evil chicken!
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BAD BAD BAD
(I wonder how long that's gonna go on for.)
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BAD BAD BAD
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BAD BADD BADDD
(Ahah. Lets see how many times this goes on before someone changes it...)
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Love Love Love!
(Bahahahahaha?)
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(um. Um. UM. >D)
But noone liked
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whom lived highup
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on mount sake
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The large Sumo
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ballet danced toward
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Tokyo! Where there
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was a tower
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imitating the Eifle
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having another bad
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Acne break out.
(What? Don't ask.)
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Which was better
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than a pizza
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with lots of
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PEPPERONI FLAVORED POCKY
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and was already
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burnt to a
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flaming hot crisp
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So the Sumo
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ate pop rocks
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and then exploded
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spreading over many
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SUMO POP ROCKS
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Like Godzilla in
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"Godzilla VS SUMO!!!"
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And Also in
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"Godzilla VS POP
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lets not forget
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"PIKACHU VS MOTHRA!"
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Where we had
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the Olsen twins
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helping with the
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pudding covered Skeletor
(just when you thought he was gone... ^_^)
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who just wouldn't
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DIE DIE DIE.
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then he tripped
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And landed in
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the big pool
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of yummy yummies!
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that started to
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swarm the mighty
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Monty Python bunny
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who countered with
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Easter Yellow Peeps
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Which caused the
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bunny to yo-yo (is yo-yo 1 or 2 words???)
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the giant screaming
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oogle of Fangirls
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many of which
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where squirming. So
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voilently that the
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that all of
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the dizzy fangirls
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were starting to
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follow the bishie
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down the hole
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Into the underbrush
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towards the mouth
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that belonged to
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A Giant Totoro
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who was in
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short spandex shorts
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(*shivver* Now that's a disturbing thought)
. So the bishie
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started chuging nightquill
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to drown out
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the sound of(as for why I dun know.....)
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Naruto singing loudly.
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Signing along to
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(singing right?) the naruto theme
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completely off key
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which scared off
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Sakura and Sasuke
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who had come
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With Kakashi Sensei
(ahhh. -faints- xD)
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looking for Zabuza(coolest badguy ever!)
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to glomp and
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find out where
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he hid pocky
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that which Haku
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ate with pleasure
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while wearing a
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array of colored
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polka dots that
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would memorized anyone
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...'s name if they
(did you mean memorized or mesmerized?)
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...'s name if they
(did you mean memorized or mesmerized?)
(mesmerized)
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wouldn't stop hauling
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the great big
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fish out of
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the great big(okay unoriginal...but so what.)
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bucket filled with
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happy happy joy
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joy happy happy(anyone else remember the song?)
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(Yes! barely!) Joy Happy herbs
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makes me giggly
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and makes me
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out of control
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driving everyone else
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up the wall
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which they could
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easily tip over
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tip the wall ............................ you don't say?
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on to a
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pile of jello
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*sproing* it bounces
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and lands on
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a FAT sumo
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who smells of
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pizza and sushi (ewww bad combo now thats indesgestion right there)
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The smell was
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so horrible that
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Sakura and Sasuke
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made out behind (please don't hurt me)
(ewww bad combo now thats indesgestion right there)
(Clearly you have never had an eggplant/octupus/corn pizza in Japan before)
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Jiraiya's private hotspring
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Speaking of Jiraiya
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that old pervert
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was spying on
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them as they
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played with rabbits
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using them as
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bait to catch
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the bunnygirl to
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find Trix cereal
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the silly rabbit
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was hiding from
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the crazed lepercuan
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Who shouted "Peanuts!"
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which were falling
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all over the
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random chibi plushies
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that were lost
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behind giant avatars :P
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of the great
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pudding covered Skeletor
(hehehehehe)
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who was doing
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a swing dance
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with Destro while
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licking syrup off
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of the sumo
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Yuck cried passerbyers :x
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who couldn't help
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but stare as
thats a nice avie Negima
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syrup covered sumo
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GOT EVEN FATTER
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and then sued
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the diet company
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for making him
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very very fat
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but then the
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sumo's master said
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"LOOK AT THE
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SIZE OF THAT (be nice here)
(And thanks Kyuubi, it's from applegeeks.com)
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UGLY COSPLAY GIRL
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WHO IS DOING
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FAYE VALENTINE COSPLAY
(cowboy bebop rocks... hehe)
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"lord not another"
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said James Bond
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"LOOK A COOKIE"
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he said as
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the prop ninja
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burst into flames
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after James sneezed
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since someone was
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pringles in there
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. The FAT sumo
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beat James Bond
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which was a
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unbelieveable upset since
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this created a
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even bigger sumo
(I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TYPING)
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who then punished
(I dun think many people do in the first place kyuubi)
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the smaller sumo
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for committing the
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hate crime against
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the evil but
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The FATTER sumo
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because after all
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fatter is better
(...)
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. Altho the Marshmellows
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man began a
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sexy party for
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the sumos' buffet
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which included drinks
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such as lovely
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mai tai souffles!
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Prop Ninjas began
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moistening tan envelopes
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for free rent
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"OMG" screemed a
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l33t h4x0r ninj4
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"1 120><013 Y0|_|12
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. The largest sumo
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crushed l33t ninja
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with a large
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roll of sushi
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containing screaming weasels
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coated in creamy
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,but then the
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,but then the
(oops forgot to log in)
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Sumo ran to
(beat you to it this time Kyuubi ^^)
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the cookie jar
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and then he
(it was bound to happen *sigh*)
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threw cookies at
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the smaller sumo
(HA NEGIMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
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but he ate
(i couldnt wait) (im going to do 2 more)
1. them and grew
2. fatter and fatter
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(touche ^^)
and then exploded
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then mini sumos
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then also exploed
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into many mini
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sumos that ate
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all the chocolate
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and grew to
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the size of
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the marshawollow man!!!(from the first ghostbuster movie. as tall as a skyscaper or so)
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Then Godzilla appeared
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who was burnt
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then made smores
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that came from
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planet Gluteous Maximus
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home of the
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Papa Smurf whores
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who loved to
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Make nasty pornogaphic
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featuring lots of
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Sexy no jutsus
(^_^)
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which was sold
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to support the
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school girl fetishes
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of the perverted
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"La Blue Girl DVD Set + Live action LBG" lovers club.
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"La Blue Girl DVD Set + Live action LBG" lovers club.
thats more then 3 words so it doesnt count
of the perverted
Jiraya club meetings.
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Which came under
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scrutiny for illegal
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(aww i tryed anyways... hehe)
la blue girl
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copies pirated from
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henti slaved manga
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that was created
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by keebler elves
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exploded with tentacles
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glistening with funk
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but then they
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Naruto stated break-dancing
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then they started
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Dance Dance Revolution
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tournaments which turned
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into para para
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paradise kung fu
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hustle goes the
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Outside of the
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wierd thingy there
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causing everyone to
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vigorously jump around
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like flaming zombies
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after they just
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killed the zombies
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after the fact
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of the 'incident'
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that allowed everyone
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to eat children :twisted:
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that tasted like
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one of Panda's
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little black spots
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of yummy goodness
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WTF???
thats a word ^_^;;;
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shadowfox shouted out
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loud and clear ^_^
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"I NEED A
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HUG!!! NOW GIVE!!!" ^.~
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Nobody ever did!! :twisted:
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I WILL THOUGH!!!
*hugs everyone in the forum*
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evryone was killed. :twisted:
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i'll hug you ^_^
(i'm in a good mood ^_^)
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*Panda is dead*
*too happy....*
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one more thing...
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sed the old
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piece of sushi
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we are bored ^_^;;;
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said some pocky
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as they danced ^_^
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the dumpling dance
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in disco style
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with neon glaves
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and glow sticks
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while hopping on
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one leg while
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making funny faces ^.~
(has anyone read this thread through??? lol. its funny ^o^)
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and so, they
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ran outside and
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made s'mores while
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evryone spontaneously combusted
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***HEY EVRYONE I WAS BORED AND COPYED DOWN ALL THE INFO IN THIS GAME!!! IF YOU WANT TO READ IT ALL OR COPY IT FOR YOURSELF HERE IT IS!!!***
http://www.livejournal.com/users/panda0_0/
***I will keep updating it evry weekend i gess... it would be cool if some one would make a booklet for theez for evryone that is from the kcon forums! well im gana go do some other stuff so have fun with the story***
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by and explosion
(heh heh thats cool, thanks for bringing the story together panda0_0 ^.~)
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. W T F
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is that flying
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cosplayer a homo?
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it must be!
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our super powered
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disco dancing dumpling!
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oh, how wonderful
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the dumpling exploded
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into mush. Then
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the sumo started
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to get fatter
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and finally popped.
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As the fat
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disco dumpling watched
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he drank sake
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with blueberry muffins
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that were really
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blue poppyseed muffins
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that choked him
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.then one day,
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a phantom appeared
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with a brain
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very small and
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also very cute ^^
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his voice was
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one that cackled
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" I am the
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DANCING QUEEN TONIGHT!!!"
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OF THE WORLD!!!
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However, more dumplings
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came to attack
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the phantom, but
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the dumplings turned
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into opera singing
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at a play
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they then fought
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with chopsticks and
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sporks. The dumplings
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ate some food
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which ended up
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making them choke
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on ramen and
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some orange juice
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that was very
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old. The phantom
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turned green with
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big purple spots
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he then walked
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far far away
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to a magic
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underwater palace where
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pocky was unlimited.
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He said "yummy"
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and then jumped
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on a chipmunk
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going to japan
(yes every post i make while in japan is goin to have somthing japane ish mentioned i is in happy zone)
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to get pocky
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which tasted bad
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then he puked
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yellow vomit with
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little orange dots
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then took medicine
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which was sake
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that tasted strong
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then he was
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flirting with someone
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who looked like
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Man-Faye with curls
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which he thought
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was very sexy
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since they resembled
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a band called